Robert Pattinson: Because ladies need porn, too

June 15th, 2009 // 72 Comments

Robert Pattinson was spotted filming his new movie Remember Me in New York this morning. I’m assuming at this point the film doesn’t even need a plot, and Rob’s script simply reads “Make all those vampire faces from that movie.” You can almost hear the money being printed, and not because of my counterfeit printing press downstairs. I mean, meth lab. (Nice save.)


  1. Nero

    He’s probably missing his girl Kristen Steward?

  2. Kathleen

    He’s gorgeous! I’d ride that all night long

  3. annac

    Can someone donate clothes to that bloke… he always using the same shit?
    A tacky shirt everyday day, keeps the girls away…?
    Was that the plan..? Mmm apparently not working… But well done for trying ;)

  4. Toby Weymiller

    I would like to floss with his butt hair.

  5. Toby Weymiller

    I would like to floss with his butt hair.

  6. Toby Weymiller

    I would like to floss with his butt hair.

  7. Jerri Blank

    He kinda has a mongoloid look to him…

  8. Lear

    YES! Sooooooo sexy! Love the R Pattz posts!

  9. bitingontinfoil

    I don’t get the attraction…seriously.

    He’s pasty & wimpy looking. Looks like he got hit in the face w/a frying pan…it’s too flat and….*stretched*.

    Looks kinda like when you use transfer a picture from the paper onto silly putty and streeeeetch it out.

    Weird lookin’ guy. Just sayin’

  10. sarah

    The idea that this guy is “eye candy” for the ladies, is utterly ridiculous! He is hideous looking. I wouldn’t give him a second look, unless of course to tell him that he needs to wash and style his hair. Gag me with a spoon. When I think of Hollywood hotties, this guy is at the bottom of the totempole.

    Robert is one of those guys that, but for fact that he is a celebrity, would be relegated to jerking off on Friday nights.

  11. Brandie

    He’s FUCKIN sexy!!!

  12. marie

    yeeees we need it!!

  13. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason

    Oh all you haters shut up, I am a lesbian and I can tell he’s good looking ffs.

  14. thebigkahuna

    oh jesus christ why do you taunt me with this?

  15. twellve

    thank you, Superficial Writer! i could kiss whomever took these photos. just when i needed some ‘personal time’, too.

    he has his moments of looking better/worse. he’s definitely not hot in all his photos. i think it’s the pale, brooding, ‘suffering in silence’ kind of photos (or in the case of Twilight, the entire film) that do him the most justice.

    seems like he’s got something in his mouth a lot of the time (cigs, toothpicks), does give a girl ideas…

  16. Lana

    His jawline is amazing

  17. kakes

    jawporn! :)

  18. Dlynn

    Thought he was good-looking in Twight, just not “that” hot. Since then, while looking for the New Moon clips, etc I’ve seen so many pics of Pattison. His looks are not that classical hollywood pretty boy image, but the more I’ve seen of him – oh yeah, he’s plenty hot! And not too buff and trying to hard.

    I also like that he seems more real and less prepared and plastic in his interviews. Just sorry that he is being so overwhelmed by fans who have gone way overboard. He’s hot but he’s also a normal 23 yr old with all the fears and needs for personal space.
    The teens are understandedly unrealistic, but these women who are groping him need to get a real life!

  19. He’s a celeb of the moment – people loved him over here, but as with all things, you’re only in the limelight for so long!

  20. I’m loving the hair porn …even if it makes you look slightly homeless sometimes… I think that one is my favorite :) Great post as always.

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