Robert Pattinson: Because ladies need porn, too

The Superficial / June 15, 2009

Robert Pattinson was spotted filming his new movie Remember Me in New York this morning. I’m assuming at this point the film doesn’t even need a plot, and Rob’s script simply reads “Make all those vampire faces from that movie.” You can almost hear the money being printed, and not because of my counterfeit printing press downstairs. I mean, meth lab. (Nice save.)