Robert Pattinson: Because ladies need porn, too

June 15th, 2009 // 72 Comments

Robert Pattinson was spotted filming his new movie Remember Me in New York this morning. I’m assuming at this point the film doesn’t even need a plot, and Rob’s script simply reads “Make all those vampire faces from that movie.” You can almost hear the money being printed, and not because of my counterfeit printing press downstairs. I mean, meth lab. (Nice save.)

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Robert Pattinson Thinks "Nobody Would Give a S--t About" Him Without 'Twilight'
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Pattinson, Stewart dine at casual eatery
There's nothing Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart like better than going out and being regular people. True to form, they went out to the very casual and low-key restaurant in Sherman Oaks, Calif., this week -- and HollywoodLife. com has all the details.

Comments (72)

  1. maria | June 15, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    it’s getting kinda tiresome that you always use the same “oh we’re posting a good looking guy because girls need it too” theme. just post it and say something funny about it.

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  2. Missy Wu | June 15, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    Great!

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  3. Randal | June 15, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    What else can one say? A great actor who is climbing the charts and knocking all of those above him off the celebrity A-List ladder.

    Randal

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  4. NoArtificialFlavors | June 15, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    Oh, what I would give to have his dinky in my winky.

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  5. Late Night | June 15, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    I find him extremely unattractive. His face is weirdly arranged or something. I don’t know… he’s just weird. I don’t know what people see in him.

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  6. Zee Brat | June 15, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    The fourth picture there should be the main photo. I’m not sure why you thought we really get hot over the side of his face.

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  7. gotmilk? | June 15, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    i need to be excused….

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  8. does it matter | June 15, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Bring on the Rob Pattinson porn!!!! Whose bringing the whip cream!

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  9. april | June 15, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    nice. too bad he has all his clothes on tho.

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  10. ella | June 15, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    they do indeed…

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  11. does it matter | June 15, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    Can i get that to go….

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  12. J-Dizzle | June 15, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    sup dawgs in da hood yo yo yo J-Dizzle drippin’ ya some from muh crew! RP is in da house and be lovin’ it all sup yo dawgs word!

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  13. R. Mize | June 15, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    Dear LateNight: I think your mind is arranged weirdly….millions of us can’t all be wrong…whAt a complete and perfect hunk! Even the slightly crooked teeth are PERFECT; the hair on his arms (OMG!), his butt, did you see his butt? This guy IS knocking the A-listers completely off their pedistals, and he is sweet besides? OH MY GOD! I’m afraid if I even got my hands on the guy, I would put him in the hopital, I would dooo him so hard!

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  14. does it matter | June 15, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    @13……You are going to have to stand in line at the discharge desk to get to him after he is released from the hospital from my attack!!! LOL.

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  15. Amy | June 15, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    #1, I totally agree. We most likely make up half of the visitors on this website. Just do what you always do…but do post pictures of hot guys as well.

    Now on to Rob…damn he’s hot. If I weren’t married, were better looking, and lived in England…perhaps I would have a chance. You’re right…probably not.

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  16. R. Mize | June 15, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    OK, you’re on! Just keep it private, OK?

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  17. R. Mize | June 15, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    Dear Does It: OK, you’re on! Just keep it private, OK?

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  18. Kia | June 15, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    I fail to see what all the fuss is about with this guy. He’s okay and all, but he’s not uber hotness. Take a shower, hippy!

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  19. does it matter | June 15, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    R. Mize- I guess we could always…….share…..”wink, wink* :-)

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  20. does it matter | June 15, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    @18…..are you blind woman. This guy just oozes sexiness. He is quiet and shy and super sexy…..oh, did i say sexy already. Oh well…..truth be told.

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  21. digbyjane | June 15, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    I think he looks just like Susan boyle, does anyone else see this? Seriously he just looks like her slightly genetically lucky son. If he goes to seed, guaranteed he will be her double in 20 years.

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  22. casualencounters.com/blog | June 15, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    More like “gay men need porn too”.

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  23. ROUGH daddy mvp | June 15, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    Fame is something else aint it? if he wasnt famous ! these craze dreamers/bitches wouldnt fart and let him smell…

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  24. 1999 | June 15, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    shit, he’s in NYC? I need exact location Superficial!!

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  25. meee | June 15, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    seriously? how do people lust over a dude who doesn’t fucking shower & looks like he has fucking caterpillars for eyebrows?

    i’d still fuck johnny depp ANY day. my own boyfriend is fucking hotter than this dude (not that that’s hard to accomplish…my boyfriend showers).

    the best part about this post? the meth lab save, haha

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  26. le fag | June 15, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    i hate to say it but the boy is beautiful. too bad he has a scrawny ass and that downward flat roman nose. still, bangable.

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  27. wooh | June 15, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    @6 the jaw?

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  28. gotmilk? | June 15, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    who gives a fuck if this guy doesn’t shower? i sure as hell don’t!

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  29. annie | June 15, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    I’d rather have a stapler jammed up my vagina and punch myself in the stomach

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  30. besiaka | June 15, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    EWWWWW

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  31. jcmb | June 15, 2009 at 6:29 pm
  32. Sheena | June 15, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    The only way this scruffy little flash-in-the-pan could get me wet is by tossing a bucket of water on me.

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  34. Anon | June 15, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    He looks like he has Down Syndrome.

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  35. Naomi | June 15, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    He could cream my coffee any day.

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  36. emjay | June 15, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    mmmmmmmm

    thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!!

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  37. Kathy | June 15, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    This would be great if he were in a bikini.

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  38. SoTe | June 15, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    gorgeous…. I love his hands. Would love them so much more if they were all over my body right now but meh.

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  39. SoTe | June 15, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    Oh I forgot. @6 I find the first pic hotter than number 4, he looks gorgeous all pensive and shit hahaha. But I love #10, his smile just kills me! And I was one of the girls saying he was not at all hot based on the pics I used to see but after watching Twilight, DAMN! He’s got such special features, that’s what makes him gorgeous, he doesn’t have a pretty face, his face is kinda weird and I like it.

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  40. Sandy | June 15, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    I just don’t see it?!?!?!? He’s not even remotely cute. Believe me, I’m trying hard to like this guy, but I just CAN’T!!!! He doesn’t do it for me.

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  41. 1999 | June 15, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    thank you #31. too bad i have to work on Tues. NOoooooooooooo!!

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  42. Celluloid Pixie | June 16, 2009 at 12:55 am

    Thank you Sandy and all those other chicks out there who I completely agree with… I don’t get it. I felt like the only one who didn’t think this guy was remotely hot. We should all get together and form a support group or something…

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  43. dorky blonde | June 16, 2009 at 1:35 am

    Umm. Sex on legs.
    For those who don’t get it…. well, have you tried watching some of his interviews? He’s so charming and has an infectious laugh and a great personality and the James Dean thing going on and blah blah.

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  44. book | June 16, 2009 at 1:36 am

    HE IS SO FINE. Just looking at his face makes me sexually frustrated.

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  45. Val | June 16, 2009 at 2:34 am

    Bleh. He even looks stinky. I’m just going to pretend this is Zachary Quinto. Mmmm…. highly logical

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  46. captain america | June 16, 2009 at 7:43 am

    ……………………FAGGOTS TOO, you know?

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  47. Chery | June 16, 2009 at 9:01 am

    Robert Pattinson puts on his ‘sexy face’ in funny interview with kristen.
    http://www.wealthyclub.net/news/41

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  49. cloudy | June 16, 2009 at 10:53 am

    I think he is a little bit like james dean.
    but I hope without the car accident.

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  50. rob, the orgasm maker | June 16, 2009 at 11:44 am

    i would give up food just to lick this guy’s cock once.

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