It’s nice to know that some celebrities can still take time out from making millions of dollars and espousing their political beliefs in order to set their genitals ablaze on occasion. Monsters and Critics has the full story.
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starship | November 3, 2008 at 11:28 pm
what a putz
Sally Johns | November 3, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Give this guy a break. He’s Iron Man for god’s sake.
FRIST!!! | November 3, 2008 at 11:32 pm
“As the Democratic candidate arrived in North Carolina for his second-to-last rally before Tuesday’s election, he announced that Madelyn Dunham, 86, had died peacefully at her home in Honolulu after a battle with cancer.
Obama has often referred to Dunham, who helped his single-mother take care of him, as the rock of his family and someone who shaped his values.
A little more than a week ago, he left the campaign trail for a 22-hour trip to Hawaii to say goodbye to her.
“This obviously is a little bit of a bittersweet time for me,” Obama told an outdoor rally under drizzly rain as tears rolled down his cheeks and his voice choked up.
“She was somebody who was a very humble person and a very plain-spoken person,” he said. “She was one of those quiet heroes that we have all across America. They’re not famous. … But each and every day they work hard.”
Oh really, Sen. O’Nig? I hope the very last thing she remembered is what you said about her in your speech right before you disowned Rev. Wright a few days later:
“I can no more disown him than I can my white grandmother – a woman who helped raise me, a woman who sacrificed again and again for me, a woman who loves me as much as she loves anything in this world, but a woman who once confessed her fear of black men who passed by her on the street, and who on more than one occasion has uttered racial or ethnic stereotypes that made me cringe.”
Typical two-faced liberal. And both are monkeyfaces.
Sam | November 3, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Not surprising. Everybody knows that Jude Law is very handy with another man’s hot genitals.
mimi | November 3, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Get a real job, FISH-ASS!~
ChuckleHead | November 3, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Douche!
I was talking about FISH-FACE, not Robert Downey Jr.
Okay, Robert Downey Jr. is also a douche, but not as big a douce as the FISH.
Ms. Bubba Gump | November 3, 2008 at 11:50 pm
wow. Ms. Bubz could stare at this man ALL day long. MMMMMMMM look at those SEXY eyes
xxnubyxx | November 4, 2008 at 12:10 am
Go figure….Jude Law saved the day by throwing water. I would have thought he ran up lavishly lapping “Oh my God…Hot balls! Hot Balls of Fire!”
Hugh G. Rection | November 4, 2008 at 12:26 am
“Robert leaped from his armchair and jumped up and down, slapping his crotch and howling, ‘Oh God, I’m on fire!’
…And where exactly was Paris Hilton on the day in question?
Mindy Tayo | November 4, 2008 at 12:30 am
I still like him (hottie :)) but he is still one of my fav actors anyway. The looks don’t hurt though. ;)
dew | November 4, 2008 at 1:10 am
I was waitressing on some guys showing a Canadian around Texas CW bars. The Canuk saw some people doing a flaming shot, and thought it was a Texas thing and had to do it. But he didn’t blow out the flame before tossing down the shot, and caught his beard on fire!
I had someone else’s longneck beer that I hadn’t served yet, and poured it down his face because flames were following the trail of 151 rum down his chin and neck. He wasn’t mad I threw beer on him because he might have caught fire.
So I’m guessing RDJ isn’t made at JLaw for dousing his burning penis either. Come to think of it, I’d rather throw liquids at a man’s penis too … o!o
Ryan the Canadian | November 4, 2008 at 3:01 am
Dew – Are you a retard? Canadians don’t have beards. RDJ? Really? What are you, his fucking fag hag? It’s also Canuck which translates to “Can Fuck”…you up when prompted or means in the ancient tongue; “Well Hung” which kinda ryhmes with “Your Dumb”. What a Canadian gotta come to these days…..
233232 | November 4, 2008 at 4:07 am
haahahah this is awesome. what dochebag was on the set and didnt NOTICE the fact that all cameras were rolling? u nuts, this is in the script. holmes dropps his ashes on his trousers n watson helps him out. pretty much half way through the thing.
so funny
1moreidiotintheworld | November 4, 2008 at 7:21 am
It’s a sign from God that their movie is going to suck ass and no one will watch it, so they might as well stop filming and dream up some other retarded idea for those two to star in a movie……
Matt | November 4, 2008 at 9:02 am
He’s obviously back on cocaine. You can see it in his eyes and look how skinny he is compared to a couple of years ago. He has nothing to him.
Gerald_Tarrant | November 4, 2008 at 9:32 am
Is the source “Monsters and Critics” a British rag? If so, I believe “flinging water from a flower vase” is cockney for dropping to his knees and putting out the fire with his mouth.
Lola | November 4, 2008 at 9:32 am
I love him as an actor… And I’m glad he’s making a comeback
In some pictures, he kinda looks like Jean Claude Van-Damme… Anyone ever notice that?
havoc | November 4, 2008 at 9:37 am
Sherlock Holmes smoked a crack pipe?
Interesting…..
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Jen | November 4, 2008 at 9:51 am
I’d save him! I hope the package wasn’t damaged!
bronte | November 4, 2008 at 11:27 am
read the title, immediately looked at the facial hair and thought “no way is he a ginger.”
Danklin24 | November 4, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Set his trousers a alight?? We have got to stop having the fucking British cover news in this country. Just fucking sa he set his pants on fire jesus christ. Fancy shamncy people and their big words.
VOTE ASSHOLES.
einstein | November 4, 2008 at 1:23 pm
‘overbalanced?’