Robert Altman dies (1925 – 2006)

November 21st, 2006 // 37 Comments
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Robert Altman’s production company announced today he has died at the age of 81. Altman was nominated for seven Academy Awards over his career, including five for directing although he never won any of them. He was given a Lifetime Achievement Oscar this year.


  1. JumpingIrish

    he never “one” any of them?

  2. JumpingIrish

    opps…it’s been fixed now. Hah!

  3. llllllllll

    you just had to be first didn’t you! I hate forgetting to log in to this friggin site and trying to post.

  4. A career like that and he has to have Lindsey Lohan be in his last movie? Poor guy.

  5. HOW IS THIS RELATED TO BRITNEY SPEARS AND/OR PARIS HILTON??

    http://www.celebslam.com

  6. RichPort

    Who?

  7. DancingQueen

    I agree, how is this a “Superficial” item? Fish dude, you’re not trying to go legit on us are you??? Say it isn’t so!!!

  8. drphil

    if he died from complicates due to herpes encephalitis you’ll know it’s because lohan shook his hand right after coming out of her trailer on the movie set

  9. drphil

    fuck…”complications”

  10. drphil

    that’s the last time i try to say something complicated

  11. BarbadoSlim

    This guy must have done tons of blow and had lots of pooosey…

    MAY YOUR CORPSE ROT SLOWLY AS DEATH COMES SWIFTLY TO THY ENEMIES!!!!!

  12. This certainly puts a damper on the festivities.

  13. Altman was a player and is gone too soon.

    But now maybe 100,000 other filmmakers at least as good as he is have a chance at getting produced, eh?

  14. Ed Bambrick

    It’s about fucking time- talk about overstaying a welcome!

  15. Maskatron

    #14′s life will never amount to a sliver of Altman’s. Or K-Fed’s.

  16. They need to stop giving out the Lifetime Achievement Oscars. 95% of the people who receive them die within a year.

  17. caljenna

    @ #5 – it IS related to Britney!
    Robert Altman directed ‘Short Cuts’, which Jennifer Jason Leigh was in, who was also in ‘Road to Perdition’ with Tom Hanks, who was also in ‘Bonfire of the Vanities’ with Kim Cattrall, who was also in ‘Crossroads’ with….BRITNEY SPEARS!!!
    (Yes, I have WAY too much time on my hands)

  18. NipsyHustle

    another one bites the dust

  19. RichPort

    A lifetime achievment award and he could only muster 20 comments? What a fucking loser!

  20. I wasn’t a fan or anything, I’ve only seen Pret a porter and short cuts but he had a long career and well, it’s sad. Requiem in pace.

  21. LoneWolf

    #17 – 5 degress of Briney Spears *shudders*

    I’ll weigh in – I liked a lot of his stuff. He was involved with, among others:

    “M*A*S*H” (there was a movie before there was a TV show, kids) “Nashville”, “The Player”, “Gosford Park”, “The Gingerbread Man”, “Cookie’s Fortune”, “Dr. T & the Women”, (featuring a gerbil-stuffer, a naked Farrach Fawcett and a topless Helen Hunt), “A Prairie Home Companion” (cast included Lindsay Lohan, all you Fishies), “McCabe and Mrs. Miller”, “The Long Goodbye”, “Thieves Like Us”, “Popeye” (starring cokehead Robin Williams), “Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean” (starring Cher when she was in her prime).

    81 years and a Hollywood heavy hitter. I’d say he kicked some major ass.

  22. Missallanpoe

    omg…this is a very sad day then =( The Delinquents was such a great movie of his…man. alright I’m gonna go soak up my tears in some root beer icecream.

  23. pancho

    yo, number 5, you’re a jackass. Same with all of you who are making a bunch of crappy remarks about him.
    Just because it has nothing to do with Paris Hilton or Britney Spears or any of the idiotic celebs doesn’t mean you have to post obnoxious shit.
    How would you like it if a loved one of yours died and somebody went “how the fuck was this person important?” I don’t care what snoody remark you may have back to that. On the internet you might be “pssh whatever I wouldn’t care” but in real life -admit it- you would feel pretty damn bad.
    Seriously, just have a heart and respect the death of this man.

    May Robert Altman Rest In Peace.

  24. iburl

    Aren’t you going to make some snyde comment about his clothes, age, or death? I’m confused.

  25. NipsyHustle

    #20 we don’t appreciate hard work around here or many of us wouldn’t be on this board. we’d be giving our bosses 110%

  26. Finally, a story of substance on The Superficial.

    I was a fan of Altman, but if it was his time to die, then it was his time to die. Death is human. And he was a great human.

    http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

  27. sid

    I remember that Popeye movie with Williams and the giant forearms

  28. Gosford Park was great-a real departure from your
    “typical” Altman film; I’m sure he’ll get something for
    A Prairie Home Companion-it’s such a great romp.
    For what it’s worth, he thought Lindsay had true
    talent and I’m guessing he might know what that
    looks like.
    Rest in peace Robert Altman

  29. hendero

    of the many cinematic triumphs in the ouevre that was Robert Altman’s career, my most memorable would have to be Julianne Moore walking around with her box out for like 10 straight minutes in Short Cuts.

  30. causaubon

    or what about the opening to “The Player”? something insane like 10min without a cut. one continous shot for 10min going through a Hollywood studio lot. During the sequence, one character can be overheard giving props to Orson Welle’s opening shot for “Touch of Evil”, which was also a 10min uncut single shot.

    but for my money M*A*S*H was still his best and those fuckers at “The Academy” should be ashamed of themselves for only giving him a lifetime acheivement. He deserved best director for at least 4 of his films.

  31. Rest in Peace Robbie!

  32. Milandir

    Maybe a good director can get some work now!

  33. docweasel

    Over-rated to the point of infinity. Even M*A*S*H wasn’t that good- have you seen it in the last 20 years? Its a muddled rambling mess that is only saved by the fact that Gould and Southerland were cool back then. Nashville would be a bad TeeVee movie. I can’t even sit through much else -Gosford Park? Please.

    Actors liked him because he let them improvise. His best movies were 20+ years ago and they haven’t aged well. RIP, but don’t give me this genius crap.

  34. MizScarlett

    #35 – “Nashville” was brilliant. Take your ADD meds and give it another try.

  35. too bad….we could use him now with all the crap that gets passed off as movies these days

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