Robert Pattinson Seeking Refuge in Katy Perry’s Breasts
Everybody knows that Robert Pattinson and FKA twigs were never really considered a serious couple, even if they were engaged like three years ago. Nobody ever expected an avant-pop, next gen Bjork to see it through with a guy who got famous for having a sparkle dick.
Pattinson has had some interesting dating experiences in the past though. I guess he thought that a tiny chick with a nose-ring like Xerxes would never let some film director eat her vagina before going full-lesbian. Then again, Pattinson almost jerked off a dog during this relationship, so it’s no wonder he’s bouncing…
Now that his publicity engagement is over, Pattinson is going back to what he knows.
“Rob has been leaning a lot on Katy since his split with FKA Twigs,” our third source shares. “They talk on the phone regularly and make sure to see each other when they both aren’t away working. Katy has always been a good friend to Rob over the years and has been there for him emotionally.”
“They have many common interests and also both know how to have fun and party. Although they have been flirtatiously romantic, they have still remained good friends. Rob loves that Katy is a free spirit and she has given him good advice when it comes to relationships,” the insider continues. And as Perry continues her world tour, she still takes time to keep in touch with Rob. “Since Katy has been busy on tour, her and Rob will FaceTime and text when possible,” the source says. “She wants to make sure he is doing OK. Rob knows how good of a friend she is and he was also there for her when she was going through her divorce. They lean on each other.” (from E!)
Ok, one of two things is going on here… Either The Man is formulating an arrangement for a universal 360 deal involving a musician/actor couple package or Robert Pattinson has been getting truckloads of boob snaps from Katy Perry. Have you seen her boobs, by the way? If that’s what you’re here for… here ya go.