Robert Pattinson’s Banging Elvis’ Granddaughter

July 3rd, 2013 // 37 Comments

Here’s Elvis granddaughter Riley Keough who, according to the Daily Mail, is dating Robert Pattinson, so right off the bat you know she passed the first test of hates cunnilingus. That said, people are trying to say she looks like Kristen Stewart which a. huh? And b. is probably one of the worst things you can say to a woman, and that’s coming from a man who’s spent the past three years accusing of Reese Witherspoon of being pregnant every time she retains water. Water that’s clearly amniotic fluid, but you get my point.

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  1. Nothing about how Michael Jackson was once her stepdad? You disappoint me, Fish.

  2. I’m getting more of a Liv Tyler/Jennifer Carpenter feel, at least from that first picture.

  3. She’s gorgeous. And granddaughter to the king himself! Enough said. But wasn’t she dating Alex Pettyfer?

  4. Jay

    Definitely a step up

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    slappy magoo
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    she looks a little like Kristen Stewart, only as a redhead who doesn’t turn mens’ faces to stone.

  6. Suck it

    She does have a similar look to Kristen Stewart… if Kristen Stewart was a red head and smiled more.

  7. Riley Keough Robert Pattinson Dating
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    Well the man knows what he likes….. and what he likes are massive jaw lines.

  8. PumpkinBob

    She’s just got one of those faces where you can see a thousand different people. Liv Tyler, Jennifer Carpenter, Rene Zelwegger, Ashley Greene.

    Which is kind of like Kristen Stewart, in that if you stare into her eyes, you see a thousand screaming faces burning in the void.

  9. right

    An upgrade for sure.

  10. She looks like Ashley Green, and I can totally see him liking her if the rumor was true:

  11. Eden6

    She is hideous! Yuck Rob clearly downgraded. Kristen is so much prettier

  12. mmmmk

    ummmm hello?!?! this was debunked…she is a friend of both rob and kristens. seriously….

  13. abby

    well, sorry to disappoint you here, but her reps gave an exclusive to justjared!!! she is NOT dating Robert Pattinson..

    you, who is so nasty to post this lie here, you should be ashamed of yourself.

  14. She was so fucking hot in Magic Mike. I’d take her over Katy Perry too. FYI she was in that Joan Jett movie with Kristen Stewart a few years ago

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    Robert Pattinson, yada yada yada. Now can we see some pics of Elvis’ grand daughter?

  16. Riley Keough Robert Pattinson Dating
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    Looks like Kristin Stewert? I thought that was Liv Tyler!

  17. Riley Keough Robert Pattinson Dating
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    She does look like Kristen except….happy.

  18. Riley Keough Robert Pattinson Dating
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    …wow she does look like Kristen…a lot

  19. Hum….and I’m old enough to remember when she called herself “Danielle,” which is her name. But let’s try and outfancy ourselves, shall we?

  20. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    She DOES have a resemblance to Stewart.

  21. Can the Elvin family not have some fucking male children?
    I’m sick to death of Lisa Presley duplicates.

  22. Riley Keough Robert Pattinson Dating
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    Well, she looks like KStew, quite the same, but for the hair colour.

  23. Riley Keough Robert Pattinson Dating
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    She reminds Elvis! Something in her smile! Cute!!!

  24. Riley Keough Robert Pattinson Dating
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    We really need to work on defining “see-thru”. See-thru would imply you see boobies and not more clothing. That is just layers.

  25. Riley Keough Robert Pattinson Dating
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    yup, and she doesn’t resemble for not even a second to Kristen

  26. jacko

    robert pattinson, ugliest bloke to ever get a root. she must be desperate!

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