Robert Pattinson Just Bailed On Kristen Stewart
Twi-hards have been breathlessly waiting to see how Robert Pattinson would react to Kristen Stewart publicly admitting she banged the married director of Snow White and The Huntsmen, and it looks like that reaction is going to be, immediately pack his shit and move the fuck out. People reports:
The 26-year-old actor has left the Los Angeles home he shared with Stewart, PEOPLE has confirmed.
“I’m not sure they’ll be able to recover from this,” a source says of the couple of three years, who met making the Twilight trilogy.
In seclusion and not in contact with Stewart, 22, the British star “is heartbroken and angry,” says the source.
Edward Cullen’s pensively brooding alone somewhere heartbroken and angry. Fantastic. You know that dull, roaring sound you’re hearing right now? That’s the massive vaginal tsunami about to flood the earth, so everyone should probably Google up that scene in Waterworld where Kevin Costner drinks his own piss because that’s our future now, all of us drinking pee water. Which let’s be frank, that’s the only way this franchise could’ve ended.
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