Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Aren’t Even Trying to Hide and Other News

October 5th, 2010 // 40 Comments

- Teresa Guidice is getting her own reality show proving we’re almost to the point where you just pull a deal out of a cereal box. [Popeater]

- 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler. Why not? [Dlisted]

- Halle Berry lost to Jennifer Aniston? Goddamn blasphemy! [Lainey Gossip]

- Kristen Bell fights cancer from the tub. I’ll allow it. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Cassie is in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Salma Hayek still has spectacular cleavage. [Popoholic]

- Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son does yoga because life is a cold, ironic bitch. [IDLYITW]

- Dr. Girlfriend had a nipple sip, and the Cartoon Network aired it. [BuzzFeed: Link is NSFW]

- Madonna’s pissed about those Dolce & Gabanna pics being online which explains the dragon on the roof of my car. [Celebslam]

- Jessica Simpson gets a pass for this. [Just Jared]

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  1. The Real TAB

    FIRST AGAIN FOURTH TIME TODAY. THIS IS A SUPERFICIAL WORLD RECORD.

    I RAIN SUPREME

  2. hide what, and why do I care. also, who are these people

  3. Tab, the word you’re looking for isn’t “rain”

  4. Sheena

    They look soooo happy.

  5. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
    Commented on this photo:

    They are so emo.

    I’m rich and famous and young, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  6. absinthe

    stephenie meyer probably pays them to “date”/have sex while she watches

  7. gigi

    not sure what the ‘hide’ implies — is Kristen really a dude? I was thinking this mongoloid only liked weiners…

  8. wolf5150

    Hide what? From who? Who cares? Stick your dick in her mouth and get it over with!

  9. Emmy Neums

    OMG. Venture Brothers made it onto The Superficial. My life is complete.

  10. Anonymous

    You’d think the guy can tie shoelaces… guess that’s too hard.

  11. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
    kingofbeer
    Commented on this photo:

    trouble in paradise? haha /nelson

  12. richard

    LIKE REAL VAMPIRES OMG SWOON

  13. Nate

    staged showmance crap.

  14. Turd Ferguson

    Dr GF is hot.

  15. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
    soahc
    Commented on this photo:

    first

  16. Ash Bones

    She has bad posture, therefore seeing her naked would help diagnose the problem.

  17. mupps

    They look like two dour boring meh people…..Jesus I hope the sex is of Olympic gymnastic quality otherwise God help us all.

  18. captain america

    the MONGOL COUPLE of the decade is going “PUBLIC”!!

  19. urmomma

    they are wearing the same queer shoes. all hipsters please die.

  20. Sugar

    They’re both gay. And he has a deformed face.

  21. Jessesgirl

    Fat thighs. She’ll look just like Mischa Barton within a year.

  22. Are that chick’s legs melting?

  23. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
    ana
    Commented on this photo:

    they are so cute together

    • Vannah

      They’d be cuter if they actually looked happy together, though I’d probably be just as pissed with that many cameras in my face.

  24. Rocky's Bullwinkle

    Bell looks Belle

  25. Burn

    Someone needs to brush up on the Photoshop! Looks like a mashup picture…

  26. He has the biggest forehead in Hollywood. You know, his ‘shtick’ was done by James Dean 50 years ago, and then by Luke Perry on 90210 so why everyone thinks he is so original and a heart throb is beyond me. Aside from the forehead, what’s with the pasty skin? He’s on heroin. Has to be.

    As for her, I’d bang her but I bet she’d be a boring fuck. I actually was forced to sit through part of the first Twighlite movie as I went with a chick I wanted to poke but about 20 minutes into the movie I couldn’t take it anymore so I got up and walked out. There are limits tow aht I will put up with for Pussy.

  27. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
    Stelz
    Commented on this photo:

    ok we get it…. they’re together. big whoop.

  28. Ellie

    I seriously don’t get why people have anything against these two. Especially people on this site. The Twilight franchise is not the greatest, I know, but they’re only the actors, not the characters.

    Frankly, both of them are really good looking. They’ve got style and if it’s hard for you to accept facts then go on and live in denial.

    • Ellie typed that as she looked up at her twilight posters and drooled over Pattinsons picture. She’s going to text her friends now asking them if they want to come over Friday night for a Twilight marathon.

      To each their own I suppose, but he’s pasty and has a huge forehead and is not hot and she … meh … boring to me. Very plain.

  29. Frankly, this website is eating posts like a fat chick in a cake shop for crying out loud.

  30. HappySue

    Are you all blind? He is gorgeous even when full face beard. She is beautiful, look at her pictures and tell me she is not. He is in love with her and just wants to be alone with her. Love them…

  31. bellaa

    Okay. first of all hiding from what? paparazzi? actually, im sure they WERE. but they didnt see the stupid retards and all of a sudden the jerkfaces jump out of the bushes and ****camera lights go off**** BAAM! just like that. they deserve more then what were giving them. whether or not its privacy, or respect, they deserve both. And right now, were not giving either one of them it. Kristen is the most beautiful girl ive ever seen, and i mean, im straight as a wooden board, but i mean, if i had the chance…. im pretty sure id be a ‘krisbian; just for her. And rob, well hes a sexy beast. i love him. and i love kristen. Im not a crazy, obsessed, stupid, screaming twifan; but i enjoy twilight dont get me wrong; but i do in fact find interest in the two. (:

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