Robert Pattinson Just Called Me a ‘Nerd’

So remember when Kristen Stewart equated her celebrity status with being raped then had to walk that shit back or she’d be replaced with a paper bag? Well, Robert Pattinson does and now he’s decided to wave his sparkly cock in the face of Internet bloggers everywhere for making a mountain out of a rape hill. Via Popeater:

“None of those associations came out and gave a statement [criticizing Kristen] without being called upon by the media first — who were doing it specifically to get hits on their websites,” the actor tells EW. “That whole system of Internet journalists, where no one is called to account, is almost entirely about hate. All these people get away with doing it because they have no responsibility to anyone.”
“All they need is to get a salacious headline and people click on it, because it’s easy. And it’s quite good being part of these ‘Twilight’ films because you have to give so many interviews all the time, you can defend yourself. That’s the only way. All of us stick together, as well. There are so many little nerds behind their computers, on their little blogs.

Hey, first off, I do more than just make up “salacious” headlines. I also post questionably invasive vagina pictures, there’s an art to it. Second, what makes you think you’re better than me? Just because you’re generally considered to be a cordial and humble actor who will never have to argue before a judge that drinking a whole mug of Jager I said was herbal tea constitutes consent? Because my attorney says the settlement won’t be “entirely devastating.” Pfft, actors. Think you know everything.

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