Robert Downey Jr. Will Make ‘Iron Man 4′ If Mel Gibson Directs

“That’s some sturdy looking Jew metal.”
“Hahahaha, what?”

Marvel needs Robert Downey Jr. way more than Robert Downey Jr. needs Marvel, and once his contract was up with Iron Man 3, they paid out the dick to keep him for Avengers 2 and 3. And rightly so. Except now he’s testing them even further by openly hinting that he’d finally agree to do Iron Man 4 if Mel Gibson directs it. Which seems like a bold move considering Gary Oldman had to spend an entire week in June apologizing just for agreeing with Mel Gibson, but then again billions and billions of Avengers money. Via Deadline:

DEADLINE: True, but the year he made Apocalypto, I didn’t see a better movie and he was ignored and hasn’t directed since. Marvel badly wants Iron Man 4 and you’ve said you aren’t doing it. How about the idea you’ll do that movie if Mel directs it?
DOWNEY: Correct.

“Pepper, you will BLOW ME before firing up the arc reactor!”
“Everybody, welcome Iron Patriot to the pack. And I say pack because his people travel in them. Also, rape.”
“There’s only one way to stop Thanos: Fuck him in the ass and stab him to death while doing it.”
“You rotten gypsy! You WHORE! You stole my looks!” *fires shoulder missiles into mirror*
“Alright, folks, let’s get out there and save the world. Even if we have to punch a baby to do it. Avengers Assemble!”

Yup, you got my money.

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