If Your Child Doesn’t Recognize Robert Downey Jr., You’ve Failed As A Parent
Here’s Robert Downey Jr. taking a break from filming The Judge in Massachusetts to meet 18-month-old Jaxson who was under the impression he was going to meet Iron Man, but instead, got this stranger and appears to have reacted exactly like I would’ve so I hope somebody changed him afterwards. On that note, apparently this was the most popular photo on the Internet yesterday even though I gave you whole galleries of Reese Witherspoon’s butt crack and Kate Upton’s breast in a bikini. I don’t even know what gets you off anymore, that’s how distant you are lately. Do you want me to make children cry? Will children crying make you look at me the way you used to? WHY CAN’T YOU LET ME IN?!