Tob Thomas is denying reports he had sex with Tom Cruise and is even more upset that he’s been labelled a fellow Scientologist.
“If I were gay,” says Rob, “Tom wouldn’t be on the top of my list. It would be Brad Pitt. I’m more offended by the rumours saying I’m Scientologist.”
Oh please, like Rob Thomas could even get Brad Pitt. Believe me I’ve tried, and that guy is impossible to please. I even put on my Axe body spray – only to have weird women start clawing at me and stripping me in public – but did Brad even notice? Nope, he didn’t try to fondle my genitals or anything. Then again, I hear he has the flu so he probably just wasn’t up for any genital-fondling action.