Here’s a one-two punch featuring Rob Schneider and David Hasselhoff all in single post. It’s like a dream come true. Rob Schneider was taken to the hospital yesterday after collapsing on the set of his new movie due to a combination of food poisoning and heat exhaustion. And David Hasselhoff was taken to the hospital to receive surgery after bumping his head on a chandelier while shaving in his hotel’s gym bathroom which sent shards of glass and chrome into his right arm, severing a tendon.
So there you have it. Two people you don’t care about were taken to the hospital yesterday but are doing just fine now. So you can stop your prayers and get back to whatever it is you do during the day. Which, if you’re anything like me, is taking dumps in your boss’s office.