Rob Schneider and David Hasselhoff have weak bodies

June 30th, 2006 // 55 Comments
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Here’s a one-two punch featuring Rob Schneider and David Hasselhoff all in single post. It’s like a dream come true. Rob Schneider was taken to the hospital yesterday after collapsing on the set of his new movie due to a combination of food poisoning and heat exhaustion. And David Hasselhoff was taken to the hospital to receive surgery after bumping his head on a chandelier while shaving in his hotel’s gym bathroom which sent shards of glass and chrome into his right arm, severing a tendon.

So there you have it. Two people you don’t care about were taken to the hospital yesterday but are doing just fine now. So you can stop your prayers and get back to whatever it is you do during the day. Which, if you’re anything like me, is taking dumps in your boss’s office.

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  1. TaiTai

    @50 let me introduce you to Lame Bananas

  2. Lorena_B.

    Rob Schneider is dreamy!*!

  3. WorldWideWendy

    Hello Tai tai, yes, I know exactly what you are saying- but you know, I once saw Ronan Keating here- and when anyone stood up to dance ( gweilo’s only actually)- the ushers rushed over and told us to ‘calm down’.At the end the polite clapping was almost loud enough to be heard on the stage.
    2 things here-
    1) I have admitted to trying to dance at a Ronan Keating Concert and
    2) Why the fuck would anybody decent want to hold a concert in the region with that reception?
    I once saw INXS in Kuala Lumper- who were FINED when Michael Hutchence lit up a cigarette.
    Damn if they had seen how much blow went down (up) backstage.

  4. TaiTai

    Wendy, the Black Eyed Peas are coming here this summer! Wonder if anyone warned them about the dancing/smoking. I hope Fergie doesn’t pee herself. I don’t like the Peas enough to go see them in concert, but I guess they are better than, oh, say, David Hasselhoff. Or Engelbert Humperdinck. At least they have put out a CD in this century.

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