The Lowe family seems fantastic to work for. In their ongoing legal battle with former nannies accusing them of everything from unpaid wages to flagrant masturbation, new accusations have arisen. Another ex-nanny, Laura Boyce, is claiming Sheryl Lowe made racially slurred accusations when she called in sick. Sheryl, fancying herself a doctor, issued her own diagnosis revolving around fellatio and minorities. Huh. Missed that episode of House. TMZ reports:
A former Lowe nanny has filed new legal papers, reiterating her most shocking claim — that when she tried to call in sick to work one day, Sheryl Lowe yelled the reason for her illness was “she got strep throat from sucking n****r d**k. I mean black d**k.“
“At the time,” Boyce says, “I was dating an African-American man.”
Well, these accusations prove one thing: Sheryl Lowe is a frequent commenter on this site! Ha! I kid. (Maybe.) Anyway, I love how Sheryl tries to smooth things over by saying “I mean black dick” after dropping the N-word. Because that softens the blow of accusing an entire race of carrying disease in their wangs. That’s like lighting someone completely on fire then saying “Shit, my bad. Have a wetnap.”
That was classic #50. Now if I ever need to order a marbel rye in Japanese, Ive got the hookup !!
she has some nice knockers, definately get a good titty-f*ck from this chicka.
Awww, that’s cute, you made friends. It’s like:
“Yippie, I’ve got your back man!” “Let’s show those non Americans, non white folks how it’s done here, and we’ll do it with team power!”
Sorry to burst your bubbles jackasses. I attend college here in the US of A. And knowing more than one language was more of a rip on your obvious lack of knowledge on the English grammar system.
You’ve made your point. You are a card carrying KKK member, it’s okay.
My point is that the article is about dumb, racist whores. :) And you jumped right in kind of prove the point that racism is quite dumb.
It must be very intimidating to know that I am one of those white grease monkeys that have an education based on more than watching Nascar and beating off to Showgirls. And via the pell grant, thanks, but those are saved for the white trash society and community college. I’m so happy you two (or one) have taken such an interest in me, it’s like…YAY…sausage festival galore.
I call bullshit: Everyone knows you can only get strep from sitting on a public toilet seat!
By the way: Who gives a fat rat’s ass about Rob Lowe…? This douche hasn’t touched a worthwhile project since we all evolved from monkeys. For f*ck’s sake I grant you the guy deserves BOTH an Emmy and an Oscar for acting attracted to the likes of Clasita Flockhart (aka: Skeletor) but if we’re going to hand out awards for that shit let’s give Guy Ritchie the LIfetime Achievement Award for maintaining an erection in Madonna’s presence…
Rob Lowe?! Rob ‘F*kin’ Lowe?!? Jesus: What’s next? A post on Troy Donahue?!? Come on Fish, let’s keep this site au courant and keep out the riffraff…I feel like the doorman at whatever bullshit club Tara Reid is trying to get her ass into…
Wow Ruh Roh…..you are soooo gay. For real. You clearly love the cock. That much we know now. My apologies if I offended you cupcake.
(In my gayest pretend voice) YAY!
Teehheee.
Such a clever arguement!
I’m so thrilled to have you in my life. Do you fancy a walk in the park? Maybe some Barry White on the radio and some wine? I’ll fetch the loveseat and we can snuggle all night long.
Rut roh -
You speak japanese and italian? Big f*cking deal: They have this thing now called Rosetta Stone – I now speak Finnish and Greek. I can now walk into any restaurant in Finland and order bad food with an equally bad accent. So this one’s for you Rut:
????? douche (That’s Greek for: You are a douche.)
It’s good to see the Lowe family is staying strong through this whole ordeal.
Just look, in this pic, Rob’s grandmother is right there, supporting him.
@53 white trash society and community college grads like these:
Gwendolyn Brooks, Pulitzer prize-winning poet
Eileen Collins, National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) astronaut
Joyce Luther Kennard, California Supreme Court justice
Jeanne Kirkpatrick, former United Nations (UN) ambassador
Jim Lehrer, news anchor
Robert Moses, choreographer and dance company founder
Sam Shepard, Pulitzer prize-winning playwright
James Sinegal, CEO of Costco
Maxwell Taylor, former chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Yea, I feel ya man…youre so educated on how things work around here in America.
FYI, the KKK hates anyone not white. I dont feel that way and the only problem I have is with blacks that feel they are owed something and not willing to do anything for themselves and their families. Those and the ones that have no civility and think everyone should have to listen to their music and listen to their loud ass mouths in public etc. All other comments are in jest and , i know, not politically correct, but I could care less. We in this country (the realistic ones anyways) arent interested in becoming another Euro-socialist-worry about everyone and their spawns feelings.
Awww, I’m making so many friends!! Yay.
You must be a genius. Google translate that yourself?
It’s a shame you guys are behind a computer screen getting all angry right now. It just hurts my soul to think you guys are so lonely that you’re going through all the trouble to reach out and love me, through the internet. Ahh, the glory of the internet. It just brings us all so close together.
Don’t you feel the love? It’s like a fresh breath of warm, morning air with a bit of honeydew in it.
It’s scary, you know, that Finnish, it’s really turning me on. Could you please do it again, maybe something more vulgar this time. I know, you can even wear the KKK sheet and talk in Finnish, oh my god, that would be so, so very sexy.
Rut Roh
It’s A-R-G-U-M-E-N-T genius. That’s english in case you’ve forgotten while eating sushi in Little Italy all these years…
ruh roh,
I never knew the written word could sound say gay ! For real, you have a talent sweetheart. Im serious.
Mike, good buddy, I’m pretty sure you missed the point of just about everything.
Did I argue the freedom of speech up there? This is just weird. As far as going into your political wonderousness (which is also kind of sexy). I’m happy to support capitalism and far from socialistic, I simply think attacking people or lumping an entire race together is insane. But, what’s even more insane is going into a racially charged political discussion on The Superficial.
Oh, and attacking anyone that realizes (wow, thanks school) that biology is just that. Skin color is just cells. Attacking people on this comment section was strange being that it didn’t even fit the article. Or attacking anyone you think is black or know is black.
i like starting shit, it’s fun, especially with wonderful fellows like you that make too many assumptions and keep arguements like this one going. You see, I’m taking a break and having some whiskey now, this is fun for me. It’s nice to see it is angering you.
Rut Roh:
Not KKK – just SSSick and tired of self proclaimed Internet geniuses like yourself. Don’t you know man? It’s the Internet: EVERYONE here is a Rhodes Scholar. Now get my Souvlaki! I’m hungry bitch!
I know, my poet power comes out around 3pm to 4pm. It’s a gift.
YAY, and thank you so much barely stearn. Yeah, I forget how to spell, just like you forget that I’m so grateful you love me so much to tell me in these ways. I know it’s hard to express your feelings, but with time….and a little bit of love, I can bring you right out of that closet and maybe even out of that white cloak.
Once again Rut:
It’s ARGUMENT – NOT ARGUEMENT: Jesus, what correspondence school did you go to, idiot?!
IF you’re going to “start shit” have the ^#$%@&*’ ing brain cells to back it up.
Did I ever proclaim to be the wise man? I make a statement saying how much you racist, white trash idiots annoy me. I make a statement relevant to the article.
Then, you take the offensive and start yelling about non whites, out of country, etc etc….again making assumptions.
Atleast I’m realizing who here is the same person now.
But again, thank you for giving me your love.
And you are correct (I think I made that point clearly). I could easily actually be a woman, a pony, purple, etc. So, just exactly why are you still attacking me?
It’s ok, just vent….let it all out
oh rut roh, put my computer up honey and come back to bed. and you better not still have my barry white album, i swear if it’s scratched you are going back in the cellar. cuma cuma cuma cuma cuma chameleon
I apologize.
I didn’t realize my Nazi side got the best of me.
No problem honey, I’ll be right there. My poetic amazement is running out.
Showtimes daily at The Superficial: 2-ish pm- 4pm. Weekdays only.
Oh, and barely stearn. I PROMISE to spell arguement correctly from now on.
Just, keep speaking in Finnish and begging me for sushi and I promise to call.
We hate you rut roh. And I LOVE everyone, but not you asshole. To the rest of you, love love love, we are all the same in God’s eyes, except for rut roh
Please, do not bring me into your wise cracks. Do not troll my name. I do not bother you people. I state what I want just like everyone else. I love reading.
I have enjoyed Rut Roh’s comebacks to the racism that you attacked him with. I will pray for you all, but please, do not troll my name and make fouled comments about the user’s of this site. I like my name.
@72 Oh my Lord, I have a troll. Look, i realize that you americans like copying people and lack originality but please leave me alone. My heart goes out to all of you angry people on here. You must all be hurting so. I’m praying for you now!
Please, stop it. Again, I like my name. Do not troll me. What have I done but try to spread the word of God and open the minds of the blind?
@74 Please act your age and quit. I know you are but what am I?
Well kids, the show has to come to an end.
But don’t worry. I’m sure the fields of burning crosses and white cloaks will light up while I am away.
Who knows what my name will be tomorrow? But, I’m sure that I’ll make some friends wherever I go. You meddling kids, now give me a hug.
Oh, and it’s kind of cool to be hated by a Julia, I can’t say that’s ever happened. Well, either Julia or her troll, or both. That’s just cute.
Maybe tomorrow I’ll call myself Scalawag, I feel that more appropriate to the Klan members and racist cookies on this site.
RUH ROH, that wasn’t a hug. get your hand out of my pants!
Ugly peoples’ opinions don’t matter anyway. Look at that atrocious nose on her with the weird flared nostrils.
Now why in the world would God fearing klansman waste lumber and kerosone to burn a cross in a field? Thats just nonsense. We burn them on lawns of coloreds you embicile.
Actually I think they bought the same nose. Maybe they got a two for one.
#69 -
Oh look “The Superficial” has its very own problem with identity theft. F U you worthless no talent hack. Folks here know the REAL Barely and they won’t give you no ARGUEMENT on that!
Oh and F U too Rot: You pious ass – people who poke fun at self pretentious asswipes like yourself are not all racist card carrying, cloak wearing KKK members. Some of us just think this site should be about IMPORTANT things like large breasts and hot chicks in bikinis. Others, like yourself, who want to deny their sexuality choose to make the site about topics better left to The Huffington Post. As for me — I admit it: I am a heterosexual large breast loving guy who wants nothing more than to stare at my computer screen and make grunting noises as I point like a blithering idiot at Christina Aguilera’s exquisite breastage… Consider yourself schooled bitch…now go wipe your chin and make me some spaghetti…and don’t get your skirt in the sauce!
Rob and Sheryl look like brother and sister.
*gags*
they are both ugly; and she does indeed look like a redneck- just look at that redneck face.
so #82 you are probably correct, considering what a redneck she and he are.
#76- do you feel there is a resemblance???
kenny
what the hell are you talking about?
How much????
Rut Roh- do you feel there is a resemblance between your pubes and the hair on your head? hehehehehehehe
Maybe she just meant that black guys are well endowed, and thus would cause a sore throat???
Barely Stearn, I forgot you still loved me.
You come back to “school me” while I’m away. That’s not very sportmanship like. Wipe my chin? That’s cute.
Oh and I’m highly confused as to who here are trolls and who here are just idiots. It’s kind of taking the fun out of fucking with people. Oh well.
“…racially slurred accusations….” What the fuck is a “racially slurred accusation”? Are you so fucking illiterate that you can’t even write coherent English? “Slur” in this context is a NOUN, asshole. Not an adjective.
The adjective form of that word only refers to inarticulate speech. Not offensive statements.
God, crack open a book, won’t ya?
None of you is the real Julia_NYC. She was and is waaaaay tougher than these trolls are making her out to be. You guys have NO IDEA!!!
So sweet they are.But someone saw her profile with sexy photos on M E E T R I C H. C O M, a hot hook-up club for millionaires and celebrities. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!? Lots of beautiful girls and lady are said to be there.
LMAO about the comment and the self-correction. Amazing what morons some people are.
Like, wow.
Some of you guys are hardcore skinheads deep down, awesome that aint…
HAHAHA! Even the owner of the site thinks the racists are douchebags. BURN!
Can we stay on topic? This site is about hot chicks (often in bikinis), No one race has a monopoly on beauty. I’ve seen beautiful women from all walks of life. Let’s celebrate that – the hotties around the world!
I don’t discriminate based on colour. WTF is that? No, I only discriminate based on ugly.
The question I have is why did she continue having on her payroll a disgusting, race-mixing dirtbag? That’s the real question. Race-mixing is just as ugly and disturbing as bestiality or pedophilia, if not more so.