Rob Lowe shuts up one nanny, one more to go

May 14th, 2009 // 36 Comments

Remember last year when Rob Lowe’s nanny Jessica Gibson decided to go on a media blitzkrieg and claim he’s a masturbating fool? Well, she’s dismissed her lawsuit which just leaves the other nanny who claims his wife Sheryl is a racist bag of sexual harassment. But, honestly, who isn’t? People reports:

The war between Rob Lowe and one of his former nannies, Jessica Gibson, has ended, with both sides requesting their lawsuits be dismissed, court records show.
It’s unknown if a financial settlement was involved. Lawyers for both sides had no comment.
Lowe, 45, preemptively sued Gibson in Santa Barbara County Superior Court in April 2008, alleging she was trying to blackmail him and his family unless he paid her $1.5 million. Within days, Gibson filed a sexual harassment suit against Lowe and his wife, Sheryl, claiming he groped and exposed himself to her over her seven-year employment with the Lowes.

Here’s what I don’t understand: When did sexual harassment become a crime in this country? I mean, men make more money than woman and therefore deserve a little– Why is our entire legal department running towards me and yelling “Stop!”? Is this because our receptionist now owns the company after I asked her on a date? In my pants? I didn’t feel like driving to Olive Garden. Sue me. — Okay, maybe I should stop saying things like that.

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  1. 2nd


    he looks ghey

  2. justifiable

    Screw Olive Garden. Invite her to dine in the south of Pants.

  3. Renazhang

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  4. Zanna

    honestly…who isn’t a masturbating fool? Don’t judge me.

  5. Vanquish

    Man, I liked Rob so much on The West Wing.. I really hope he gets out of this.

  6. It didn’t happen if it’s not on Youtube.

  7. justifiable

    #5 Masturbate for peace! Cream your khakis, not Iraqis!

  8. Zanna

    @7 – it also didn’t happen if it’s not on MyFace

  9. @9 Hahahahahahaha…………*choke* God I miss the Cave.

  10. cathy smith

    Recently I found a hot club
    – S e e k I n g t a l l. Co M –
    Where U can find tall sexy girls and hamdsome guys.I’m sure your love is there.

  11. tanya

    I’d pay cash money to see rob lowe masterbate!
    Rob, call me!!!

  12. #9 – If a man c ums and there’s no one’s face to catch it, did he really ejaculate?

  13. name withheld

    #13 Not in my eyes, he didn’t.

  14. Zanna

    @14 – I hope not in your eyes. That shit stings…

    @ 10 – I know. We have to find another place to go that’s not “filtered”.

    @13 – If there is no face, there is no nose to pinch.

  15. NonPareil

    My question is… Why was it suddenly a problem for the nanny when it allegedly happened “over her seven-year employment with the Lowes”? Seven-year being the key part here.

  16. sexybitch

    #15 Let me know where and when. I miss youse guys.

  17. A Sheedy

    Is this the dork who taped himself messin round with a minor? He’s so lovely!

  18. Zanna


  19. sexybitch

    #19 Divine Miss Z, would I ever lie to you?? Is the sex ottoman in storage?

  20. Zanna

    @20 – as far as I know it’s still there along with Guy Holly’s cage, a bottle of Febreeze and a bunch of cheese Rich got from Costco…..

  21. sexybitch

    #21 Knowing Rich it was really head cheese. And knowing Ninja, he snuck in and ate it 6 months ago.

  22. Zanna

    @22 – LOL…and enjoyed every morsel of it.

  23. sexybitch

    #23 Queso de cabeza breath, yum! With a side of colcannon for the cubish.

  24. David

    Thank you #16!

    If it was so terrible why stay there for 7 years?? Plus if you’re working in someones house you’ve got to expect to see them naked at some point.. it’s just going to happen. If he wants to get himself off in his living room, it’s HIS house.

  25. Something strange just happened here… on the one hand, Rob Lowe is a douche…on the other hand, I wish any idea what happened to Jersey… and then one the other hand, my crotch itches after shaving my nuts… weird…

  26. Zanna

    @25- and washing down with guineess!

  27. Levinson Gould

    I don’t even know why Rob Lowe bothers to pay these people off. Everyone in LA seems to have some story about Rob Lowe asking to jerk off on them on a movie set. At this point, too many people have similar stories about the guy for him not to be an obvious weirdo. Why fight it?

  28. sexybitch

    #27 To hell with a glass, hook up a central line! ‘Cuz Guinness is good for you!

  29. meee

    i’d do him

  30. #30 – Thanks, but I’m married…

  31. Rob is


  32. sexy

    for more sexy pics
    click on name

  33. to all faggots: PLEASE ANNOUNCE NOW!!

  34. my husband better then him

  35. Chaim Paddaman

    Nanny rejects Rob Lowe’s flaccid penis. The nanny alleges that Lowe repeatedly exposed his erect penis and groped her between the legs. Rob Lowe’s actions of complete disregard for women and daughters of other mothers and fathers are distinctively evidence based, and therefore the nanny deserves the benefit of the doubt. Far from setting a example of a required standard of behavior expected from an A-list celebrity ( now a has been) he exploited his position of power in a reprehensible manner. Rob Lowe reflects the values of the lewd Hollywood celebrity culture. What is Rob Lowe’s destiny? A flaccid penis with a scrotal hydrocele complicated by an inflamed prolapsed rectum. I look forward to reading his future memoirs.

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