Rob Lowe shuts up one nanny, one more to go

May 14th, 2009 // 36 Comments

Remember last year when Rob Lowe’s nanny Jessica Gibson decided to go on a media blitzkrieg and claim he’s a masturbating fool? Well, she’s dismissed her lawsuit which just leaves the other nanny who claims his wife Sheryl is a racist bag of sexual harassment. But, honestly, who isn’t? People reports:

The war between Rob Lowe and one of his former nannies, Jessica Gibson, has ended, with both sides requesting their lawsuits be dismissed, court records show.
It’s unknown if a financial settlement was involved. Lawyers for both sides had no comment.
Lowe, 45, preemptively sued Gibson in Santa Barbara County Superior Court in April 2008, alleging she was trying to blackmail him and his family unless he paid her $1.5 million. Within days, Gibson filed a sexual harassment suit against Lowe and his wife, Sheryl, claiming he groped and exposed himself to her over her seven-year employment with the Lowes.

Here’s what I don’t understand: When did sexual harassment become a crime in this country? I mean, men make more money than woman and therefore deserve a little– Why is our entire legal department running towards me and yelling “Stop!”? Is this because our receptionist now owns the company after I asked her on a date? In my pants? I didn’t feel like driving to Olive Garden. Sue me. — Okay, maybe I should stop saying things like that.

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Comments (36)

  1. Jeff | May 14, 2009 at 11:07 am
  2. 2nd | May 14, 2009 at 11:08 am

    2nd!

    he looks ghey

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  3. justifiable | May 14, 2009 at 11:10 am

    Screw Olive Garden. Invite her to dine in the south of Pants.

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  4. Renazhang | May 14, 2009 at 11:16 am

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  5. Zanna | May 14, 2009 at 11:18 am

    honestly…who isn’t a masturbating fool? Don’t judge me.

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  6. Vanquish | May 14, 2009 at 11:25 am

    Man, I liked Rob so much on The West Wing.. I really hope he gets out of this.

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  7. GuyHolly | May 14, 2009 at 11:27 am

    It didn’t happen if it’s not on Youtube.

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  8. justifiable | May 14, 2009 at 11:30 am

    #5 Masturbate for peace! Cream your khakis, not Iraqis!

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  9. Zanna | May 14, 2009 at 11:31 am

    @7 – it also didn’t happen if it’s not on MyFace

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  10. GuyHolly | May 14, 2009 at 11:35 am

    @9 Hahahahahahaha…………*choke* God I miss the Cave.

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  11. cathy smith | May 14, 2009 at 11:40 am

    Recently I found a hot club
    – S e e k I n g t a l l. Co M –
    Where U can find tall sexy girls and hamdsome guys.I’m sure your love is there.

    Reply
  12. tanya | May 14, 2009 at 11:41 am

    I’d pay cash money to see rob lowe masterbate!
    Rob, call me!!!

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  13. RichPort's Ghost | May 14, 2009 at 11:50 am

    #9 – If a man c ums and there’s no one’s face to catch it, did he really ejaculate?

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  14. name withheld | May 14, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    #13 Not in my eyes, he didn’t.

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  15. Zanna | May 14, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    @14 – I hope not in your eyes. That shit stings…

    @ 10 – I know. We have to find another place to go that’s not “filtered”.

    @13 – If there is no face, there is no nose to pinch.

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  16. NonPareil | May 14, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    My question is… Why was it suddenly a problem for the nanny when it allegedly happened “over her seven-year employment with the Lowes”? Seven-year being the key part here.

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  17. sexybitch | May 14, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    #15 Let me know where and when. I miss youse guys.

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  18. A Sheedy | May 14, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    Is this the dork who taped himself messin round with a minor? He’s so lovely!

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  19. Zanna | May 14, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    @17 – HOLY F’N SHIT IS THAT REALLY YOU?!?!?

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  20. sexybitch | May 14, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    #19 Divine Miss Z, would I ever lie to you?? Is the sex ottoman in storage?

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  21. Zanna | May 14, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    @20 – as far as I know it’s still there along with Guy Holly’s cage, a bottle of Febreeze and a bunch of cheese Rich got from Costco…..

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  22. sexybitch | May 14, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    #21 Knowing Rich it was really head cheese. And knowing Ninja, he snuck in and ate it 6 months ago.

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  23. Zanna | May 14, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    @22 – LOL…and enjoyed every morsel of it.

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  24. sexybitch | May 14, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    #23 Queso de cabeza breath, yum! With a side of colcannon for the cubish.

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  25. David | May 14, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    Thank you #16!

    If it was so terrible why stay there for 7 years?? Plus if you’re working in someones house you’ve got to expect to see them naked at some point.. it’s just going to happen. If he wants to get himself off in his living room, it’s HIS house.

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  26. RichPort's Ghost | May 14, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    Something strange just happened here… on the one hand, Rob Lowe is a douche…on the other hand, I wish any idea what happened to Jersey… and then one the other hand, my crotch itches after shaving my nuts… weird…

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  27. Zanna | May 14, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    @25- and washing down with guineess!

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  28. Levinson Gould | May 14, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    I don’t even know why Rob Lowe bothers to pay these people off. Everyone in LA seems to have some story about Rob Lowe asking to jerk off on them on a movie set. At this point, too many people have similar stories about the guy for him not to be an obvious weirdo. Why fight it?

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  29. sexybitch | May 14, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    #27 To hell with a glass, hook up a central line! ‘Cuz Guinness is good for you!

    Reply
  30. meee | May 14, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    i’d do him

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  31. RichPort's Ghost | May 14, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    #30 – Thanks, but I’m married…

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  32. Rob is | May 14, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    SEXY.

    Reply
  33. Fun Online | May 15, 2009 at 2:54 am

    sexy

    for more sexy pics
    click on name

    Reply
  34. gerard vandenberg | May 15, 2009 at 9:28 am

    to all faggots: PLEASE ANNOUNCE NOW!!

    Reply
  35. find articles | January 15, 2010 at 5:36 am

    my husband better then him

    Reply
  36. Chaim Paddaman | September 6, 2011 at 11:24 am

    Nanny rejects Rob Lowe’s flaccid penis. The nanny alleges that Lowe repeatedly exposed his erect penis and groped her between the legs. Rob Lowe’s actions of complete disregard for women and daughters of other mothers and fathers are distinctively evidence based, and therefore the nanny deserves the benefit of the doubt. Far from setting a example of a required standard of behavior expected from an A-list celebrity ( now a has been) he exploited his position of power in a reprehensible manner. Rob Lowe reflects the values of the lewd Hollywood celebrity culture. What is Rob Lowe’s destiny? A flaccid penis with a scrotal hydrocele complicated by an inflamed prolapsed rectum. I look forward to reading his future memoirs.

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