Rob Kardashian Says Blac Chyna Tried to Strangle Him With an iPhone Charger

Recently Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna came to a mutual custody agreement that I thought would be the end of their press for a while but sadly… no.

PEOPLE has obtained documents filed by Rob Kardashian and Kylie Jenner claiming that Blac Chyna should have to pay up for being a money-grubbing psycho that used Rob’s sad, sad semen as a lottery ticket to cover her car note, rent, and drugs for the rest of her life. They even claim that she assaulted Rob while she was wasted back in December of 2016 and tried to choke him with an iPhone charger before fucking up Kylie’s house.

In court documents, Kardashian claims that Chyna “became extremely intoxicated on drugs and alcohol and physically assaulted” him on Dec. 14, 2016. First, Kardashian says, Chyna “conferenced” his friends on FaceTime, “and was carelessly playing with Rob’s gun unaware if the gun was loaded or if the safety was on.”

Later that night, Kardashian alleges Chyna “lunged towards Rob with an iPhone charging cable and attempted to strangle [him] with the cord around his neck.”

The complaint says “Chyna pursued Rob outside the house as [he] tried to escape in his Bentley,” which caused her to throw “a nearby chair at Rob’s car causing damage to the vehicle and also used a metal rod to injure Rob.” (from PEOPLE)

The complaint also uses words like “money-hungry, shameless pseudo celebrity” to describe Chyna and “nothing short of an outright fraud to shake down the Kardashian family.” Basically everything Rob “Blob” was too stupid to ever realize in the first place.

Kylie Jenner is involved because Rob, being the manchild that he is, was living in his 19-year-old half-sister’s house at the time all this went down. She’s claiming Chyna caused $100,000 worth of damages which is just insane to claim almost a year later.

Considering the blitzkrieg of lawyers the Kardashians have at their disposal, Blac Chyna’s revenge porn case against Rob isn’t going to hold much weight if they can convince a jury that she was an unstable fraud that admittedly had an anchor baby with the Kardashian who looks like manages a Panda Express at the mall.

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That ‘stache will #NeverForget…