Rob Kardashian Wants To Bang Kim, So There’s Your Problem Right There
We all clear on the real point of this post? Perfect.
In an E! clip that I assume promotes their upcoming reality show, but I’m too lazy to check, Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna reveal their adolescent crushes. Which sounds innocent enough until the banjos start playing and Josh Duggar appears in a puff smoke cackling, “Yes… YES… UNLEASH THE POWER!” Huffington Post reports:
The couple is all smiles, especially as Rob reveals Chyna’s love of Ricky Martin and prompts her to (poorly) sing Martin’s classic, “Livin’ la Vida Loca.”
Chyna doesn’t let Rob slide, though, blurting out that he loved Jennifer Lopez (because, come on, it’s J-Lo) and his sister Kim!
Instead of denying the claim, Rob responds by saying, “That is also pretty accurate,” trailing off.
Chyna, pleased with herself, states, “These are facts.”
Now, I’m not saying this explains why Rob is eating himself to death in a cage of depression, but I’m also not saying that Kris Jenner didn’t hold a gun to a burrito until he admitted all of this on camera. And she’ll fucking do it, man. You see that face? No emotion. It doesn’t even move.
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