So Rob Kardashian Is Going To Die

Yesterday, Rob Kardashian apparently decided to wipe his entire Instagram account clean and start anew with this photo of Rosamund Pike in Gone Girl in a touching tribute to his sister Kim:

This is my sister kim , the bitch from Gone Girl,,,

A photo posted by ROBERT KARDASHIAN (@robkardashian) on

While most people consider this an insult, “the bitch from Gone Girl” was ruthlessly smart to the point where she got away with, oh I dunno, – SPOILER ALERTfucking everything. So this is probably the biggest compliment Kim Kardashian’s ever received in her life because no one’s ever accused of her having intelligence before. Because let’s be realistic, if Kim tried to fake her own death, she’d absolutely, 100% kill herself in the process become the most famous and prettiest woman in the world forever and get to keep all of Kanye’s money, so she should definitely do it. I’ll even help: Has anyone noticed Doogie Howser’s been acting really strange lately? (Go, GO.)

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