Excuse Me, Governor Christie, Have You Seen Rob Kardas- JESUS!

The Superficial / December 5, 2013

When the Kardsahians released their 2013 Khristmas Kard this week, Rob Kardashian was noticeably absent despite the fact it was a gigantic panoramic shot. So if Khloe wants to talk shit about people insulting her brother’s weight, maybe start with his mother who made a deliberate choice to encase Bruce in carbonite over portraying her own son as part of the family because he might block his sister’s tits. To me, that seems more damaging than some random douche on Twitter, but in fairness, I don’t live in constant fear of my mother’s hands changing into cloven hoofs before beating me in the name of Satan.