Excuse Me, Governor Christie, Have You Seen Rob Kardas- JESUS!

December 5th, 2013 // 46 Comments
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When the Kardsahians released their 2013 Khristmas Kard this week, Rob Kardashian was noticeably absent despite the fact it was a gigantic panoramic shot. So if Khloe wants to talk shit about people insulting her brother’s weight, maybe start with his mother who made a deliberate choice to encase Bruce in carbonite over portraying her own son as part of the family because he might block his sister’s tits. To me, that seems more damaging than some random douche on Twitter, but in fairness, I don’t live in constant fear of my mother’s hands changing into cloven hoofs before beating me in the name of Satan.

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  1. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Double Chin Man Boobs
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey! Shamu called, he wants his dignity back you fat fuck!

  2. cc

    Christie’s lapband surgery was an abject failure. That lapband shit doesn’t work…bariatric surgery for GTFO.

  3. brick

    Was it really necessary to “show us” he’s an even fatter fuck than he was before?

  4. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Double Chin Man Boobs
    Mohawk Disco
    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently, the Moo gene is hereditary in Kardashian men too.

  5. Disgusting, lazy, slob and pig. Is he still hawking his shitty socks or did he give up on that shit?

  6. BlinkyTheFish

    This is what happens when Ma K gives up on keeping you in prime sex tape condition.

  7. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Double Chin Man Boobs
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    He’s at the four seasons? I bet his gravitational pull just changed winter to spring.

  8. “… it was a gigantic panoramic shot.”

    In other words, still not big enough to hit him in.

  9. anna

    I know this doesn’t belong on this site (as I’m sure I’ll be told) but I kind of feel sorry for him. :(

    • kimmykimkim

      I hate to admit it but I kind of do, too!

    • anonymous

      Why? The guy’s never worked a day in his life and is driving a $140K G Wagon.

      Very least he could do is stop eating fast food and go to the gym.

      • and there my sympathy evaporated.

        Thanks anonymous…you’re like an evil Jiminy Cricket

      • kimmykimkim

        Because being a male in the Kardashian family is probably the equivalent of being female in China.

      • Dennis

        Sadly in the quadruple K family, if you don’t make more money than the Kardashian you married to or dating, you are not allowed to appear on the Krismas Kard. Since Rob make no money at all, I’m surprised KKKK let come back to California.

  10. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Double Chin Man Boobs
    Commented on this photo:

    Now we all know WHY he wasn’t in this year’s Kartrashian Christmas card. Kris “BIG PIMPIN” Jenner didn’t want him making her and her whores look worse than what they already do…

  11. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Double Chin Man Boobs
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s got the “3 Fs”.

    Fat
    Funky
    Freak

  12. As long as he doesn’t get so fat that the bullets can’t penetrate to vital organs than I don’t care.

  13. Hugh G. Rection

    What’s the big deal? He’s still just the third heaviest Kardashian.

  14. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Double Chin Man Boobs
    Hey Fella, Are You George Zimmerman?
    Commented on this photo:

    Excuse me, but chaz Bono has never looked better. I wonder what’s his secret?

  15. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Double Chin Man Boobs
    Hey Fella, Are You George Zimmerman?
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, the only job the little asshole has is to hit the gym and lose weight. He can’t even accomplish that? If I were pimp mama, I would have sold the little bastard to the arabs a long time ago.

  16. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Double Chin Man Boobs
    Krav
    Commented on this photo:

    HOLY SHIT. That’s not Rob, that’s the beast that ate Rob. Seriously dude, less time at the buffet table and tattoo parlor and more time at the gym. Better yet, blow Kanye…the combined taste of rotten Kim tuna and Kanye love juice will deaden your tastebuds permanently.

  17. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Double Chin Man Boobs
    Commented on this photo:

    This is my least favorite of the 138 Water photoshoots.

  18. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Double Chin Man Boobs
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow… if you compare this shot of him to pics of him from even 2-3 years ago, it’s incredibly obvious that this guy is really fucked up and going through some serious shit. Couple that with the fact that his own mother thought he was too fat to be included in the “family” Christmas card/whore flyer and you just know that this dude is only at the beginning of his descent.

    I can’t believe I’m going to say this but – I actually feel sorry for this guy. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a suicide attempt or OD scare in the not-too-distant future.

    • poop

      not sure what fucked up shit you’re talking about
      it is being on his ass all day?
      cheating on his girlfriends?
      HE probably didnt show up on the card on his accord, seeing as he was too embarrassed to even go out do to his weight (some episode where his family visits greece or something)

    • C'mon

      I can’t believe I’m going to admit this, but I watch the Keeping up With The Kardashians sometimes. He opts out of family vacations and parties and dinners because he’s really depressed abou his weight. So, I guarntee that he did not want to be in the Kristmas Kard. (God, the K thing is so Kunty.) Anyway, I feel a little sorry for him, too.

  19. poop

    ive watch a ton of KUWTK and i can tell you that this guy is just as douchey as you’d except
    dont feel bad for him at all

  20. me

    Haha, he tried to ride his whore sisters fame and create a sock line for men?? You dumb fuck! The only reason the girls are relevant is because every pervert wants to stick their dick in THEM! Your not relevant Rob! You NEVER will be, you are ugly, BORING, no personality, dorky and an idiot to think that the public at large would give you a dime! Now go away and let us squirt our loads to your fucking sisters!

  21. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Double Chin Man Boobs
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    What a serious group of losers. I don’t care if KK dates 1000 men or lies about her plastic surgery, it is the fact she did nothing with herself when she has complete and total access. None of them are educated. How is that even possible? An imbecile can get a bachelors and certainly a retard can get one from a third rate school. But people consistently cite that “they have a lot of money” as if that is the epitome of success and development and excuses their complete and total lack of achievement. Very pathetic culture. And was this bitch mama drinking while pregnant? The father was intelligent and the pimp is above average, what the f happened to the kids?

  22. Robb7

    This guy’s missing all those weight-losing drugs Larmar was driving up his nose. The result is one dumb, lazy, fat fuck who can’t get out of his own way. Zero sympathy for anyone in this fucked up family!

  23. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Double Chin Man Boobs
    me
    Commented on this photo:

    Put the candy bar down, straighten the fuck up, don’t get any more tat’s to compensate for how pathetic you really are being the only guy in a family of all girls! Poor guys a pansy! Sorry you just make me wanna go in all SORTS of directions of how your so wrong!

  24. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Double Chin Man Boobs
    me
    Commented on this photo:

    Enough of the Mob Wives! We get it! Their a bunch of washed up, nasty, tainted attention wanting used up whores that don’t know what bowing out gracefully means. Every time that fuckin picture of these tranny looking things come up when I’m jacking off to Kim K ( I like my women real fat!!!) i lose my errections! C’mon fish you don’t need the money THAT bad do ya??

  25. Just looking at him makes you wonder how he ever got that gut over that steering wheel, Tinted windows to hide that cooler in the back full of Little Debbies cakes. He fits right in with Kristy Alley.

  26. kery

    Hey Rob go to the gym and eat healthy food and you’ll feel better with yourself.;)

  27. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Double Chin Man Boobs
    teb
    Commented on this photo:

    really does prove that money and notoriety don’t equal a fulfilling and happy life. It’s about drive, heart, courage and real love. I don’t think poor Rob has had the right influences and role models in his life. Here’s wishing someone who really loves you finds their way to you Rob

  28. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Double Chin Man Boobs
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    LEAVE CHAZ KARDASHIAN ALONE!!

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    Facts_
    Commented on this photo:

    Must be hard to know the world hates your family and your sister was sold to the highest-bidding rapper.

  30. anonym

    kardashians are some kookyass kunts

  31. JWM

    What’s disgusting about is that this kid has time and money on his hands and looks like that. WTF?? I am over 40, office worker with two small kids and little or no free time I can make it to gym often to avoid looking even remotely like that.

  32. Rob Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Double Chin Man Boobs
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    nice tits

  33. asd

    wtf happened to this sad cunt fuck tub of lard? lols. holy shit!!! get on the treadmill you fat fuck!

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