Rob Kardashian Will Teach Us All About Love Now

“Baby, I just want you to know something: My mom gives me lots of money.”
“Oh, word?”

Now that his diabetic dick is somehow being touched, Rob Kardashian is starting to act like he can survive on his own and isn’t the direct beneficiary of all the sex tape publicity that splashed off of Kim Kardashian’s back. If Ray J hadn’t peed on his sister, Rob Kardashian would be one of those guys EMTs have to cut out of his mom’s house where he’d still be living with the rest of his family because they have no discernible talents outside of eating… salad… like… really… really… slow. So here’s a message he posted to Instagram last night after Kris Jenner literally just bought him a house. And while I always enjoy seeing a good spit in the eye of Satan, that’s actually all I had to say with this sentence. Fuck you, Devil!

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