Rita Ora’s Swimsuit Photos Deserve Their Own Post
Here are Rita Ora’s breasts, which are probably the most underrated in the business because everyone looks at her and goes, “Wait, is that Rihanna? Dammit.” More importantly, there are literally only two things happening today, and I’m genuinely pissed to give even this many fucks about them: Some stupid country singer who spit in nature’s face to go duck hunting so now we’re supposed to feel bad, and that murderous little “affluenza” shit whose mommy helped him escape to Mexico after he violated the probation he got instead of the fucking chair. Except none of that is Rita Ora in a bikini, so it’s like it never even happened. C’mon, whose last name is a couch? That’s gotta be made up.