Earlier in the week, Rita Ora collapsed in Miami while doing a photo shoot which I didn’t bother posting about because I honestly have no idea what the fuck she does outside of dating Rob Kardashian that one time which made me want to know even less. Except here she is wearing a bikini this morning which seems like something I should probably cover unlike that stuff about her almost dying. Because let’s be realistic, everyone “almost dies” every time they fall asleep at night. What does she want? A medal?
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