So Gerard Butler Might’ve Banged Rita Ora In A Porta-Potty
I love Rita Ora’s breasts and stories about Gerard Butler banging women in Porta-potties, so naturally, this next story spoke to places in my heart that I didn’t even know existed until now. It’s like finding out Hilary Duff loves meticulously displaying LEGOs to the point where she’s practically Will Ferrell in The LEGO Movie, but enough about my erection right now. Us Weekly reports:
Rita Ora and Gerard Butler shacked up at a West Hollywood hotel January 17, a source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly.
But before turning in for the night, the 46-year-old actor and the British singer, 25, had an intimate dinner at the four-star hotel’s in-house restaurant. “They drank wine and she hugged him when he returned to the table from a break,” an onlooker says of Ora, who posed topless for Terry Richardson in the February issue of French adult magazine Lui. “Gerard paid the bill.”
While a source for E! denies there’s “anything romantic going on“, that’s probably true because sex above a chemical toilet is rarely romantic. Unless you have one of those phone apps that mimics candlelight. In which case, the trick is to not say something like, “I swear to God if you drop this in, I’ll tell people your vagina looks like a penguin.” I, uh, read that in Redbook. Yup, Redbook.