Rita Ora Is Apparently This Becky Good Hair Person Now

Now that Rachel Roy is done pretending she slept with Jay Z for attention, it’s Rita Ora’s turn to be “Becky with the good hair” so nobody will stop talking about “Lemonade.” Which I’m sure isn’t a convenient arrangement to settle her current legal dispute with Roc Nation. Why would you think that? Anyway, the internet tells me the above pic is Rita wearing the same dress Beyonce wore in her “Formation” video yesterday, and one time she wore a bikini with lemons on it, so clearly she sucked Jay Z’s penis even though we’re talking about a couple who goes to vegan restaurants and hangs out with Gwyneth Paltrow, so I’m pretty sure their life’s are just as boring as ours. They probably spent all last week going, “Is Jon Hamm going to show up in this shit, or are they going to keep using stand-ins and cartoons? What the fuck, Kimmy Schmidt?!” Because, seriously, what was that?

Rita Ora: Becky With The Good Hair! . . By now you've heard all about Beyonce's album and all the name calling that followed. Well, if you're #beyhive , then know that Rachel Roy is not "Becky with the good hair!" And no that does not exclude the possibility of Jay messing with Rachel; it just means Rachel is not as important to Jay Z as she'd like to think. . . Rita Ora is more likely to be Becky! And her picture points us in her direction. In this snapchat clip which she has deleted, Rita dons a yellow bikini embellished with lemonades! Guess whose album is named lemonade? And if you think that pendant was not intentionally flipped to look like a "J" maybe you need lesson 101 on how sidechicks roll! I don't see a twist in that chain. Rita knew what Bey's album would be called. The clues are too loud and one too may to be coincidence! . . There is a possibility that Jay is indeed in love with Rita and the bish knows her power. Too bad… Cos there aint gonna be two queen Beys! Over to you Beyhive. #lemonade #beyonce #jayz #ritaora #rachelroy #rihanna #bey #queenbey

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UPDATE: And just like Rachel Roy, Rita Ora is done pretending she fucked Jay Z already.

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