Rihanna’s relatives are pissed

March 3rd, 2009 // 84 Comments

Rihanna’s family isn’t too thrilled about her decision to take back Chris Brown just three weeks after he used her face for a punching bag the night before the Grammys. People reports:

“Everyone wants them to take a break, to cool off,” a relative of Rihanna tells PEOPLE after the pair returned to Los Angeles together early Monday morning. “No one wants them back together.”
Family thought that the relationship was over after Brown allegedly battered Rihanna on Feb. 8. The couple went their own ways for awhile – he went home, while she recuperated in Barbados and Mexico – but the separation was short-lived.
“I’m concerned,” continues the relative. “I don’t want her to make a mistake, and I don’t want her to ever go through this again.”

If these two ever get married, it’s going to be one awkward wedding. Mostly because everyone who lost the pool that she’d be dead before the rehearsal dinner are going to feel super embarrassed. Then again, who can honestly fault Grandmama for playing the odds? She’s been to Vegas.

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  1. DrunkenJules

    I hope they’re pissed enough to punch Chris Brown.

  2. D&G (Douche and Gargoyle)

    Oh

  3. Did they finally listen to her horrific album?

  4. msloveme

    well I am sorry but from this point on she gets what she asked for. She had all my sympathy and support up until this moment. Dog bites ya once and all that. IT IS NEVER OK TO HIT A WOMAN OR ANYONE FOR THAT MATTER.

  5. Out of the Ghetto Forever

    Although she is rich and famous; she still has the ghetto mentality; I can fix him and he did not mean to hurt me; it must have been something I did.

  6. D&G (Douche and Gargoyle)

    I’m sick of this Rihanna crap. Let’s move on biatch. Everybody’s pissed! No need to remind us who’s pissed or not. I wanna see if Rihanna really put up to Chris Browns apology. F$ck that dude alright.

  7. D&G (Douche and Gargoyle)

    fever cough sick dog bites colds Vegas Bahamas Miami

  8. rainbone

    Ever heard that this one appeared on the hot hook-up club
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  9. Island Mon

    lets not forget she is a CARRIBEAN girl…she probably only getting back with him to chop off his balls during sex….believe me….she is a BAJAN!

  10. Joline

    Every time I log in to the celebrity dating club ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____, many new topics discussing about her.

  11. Snapping Gyro is that powerful…whats everyone worry about…

  12. Massa'

    The ape class has a short memory, so take that into consideration. They lack certain parts of the brain that give humans such mental capabilities as memory, self-control, problem solving skills, advanced communication, values, self-awareness, hygeine, etc….so just because the apes have a few physical similarities as humans, doesn’t mean they are capable of the same behavior. Which is why they should be kept in zoo’s and medical/biological research facilities.

  13. g_girl

    phhh many women act the same i dont know what that has to do with ghetto, #5. poor decision but shes young she has to learn for herself.

  14. Valerie

    I’m 26 years old and at this point, 19 and 20 is HELLA young (yes, NorCal). It’s no excuse not to drop C.B., but it’s a reason why she isn’t. Live and learn, lessons are gonna come the hard way *shrugs*

  15. clooneytunes

    #5 So explain how white women living in Kansas say the exact same thing down at the shelter? Idiot.

  16. Jesse

    Wow, angry family, huh? Gotta be lots of feces flinging going on…

  17. Richard McBeef

    women are weak minded. it’s sad, but true.

    methinks this bitch needs another beat down or two before she learns.

  18. Deacon Jones

    You can take the …..

  19. MenWhoLoveBeatingWomenForSex

    Sounds to me like Rhiannna orgasm’s hard during the make up sex.

  20. coffeebean

    Just another classic case of her race’s mentality, just look at how our lying, thieving president is destroying not only our country but the world in just a few short weeks. Can’t blame him because he doesn’t understand right from wrong, blame all the blind fools that got duped and voted for his dumb ass.

  21. Northern Wang

    So she likes it rough. Big deal. If only I had a nickel for every girl that said to me me “You know what gets me really hot? When you repeatedly punch me in the face, and fuck up the way I look for a couple weeks. And then the whole story gets exaggerated media attention. And in the end we both end up looking stupid. Every time I think about it, it feels like Niagara Falls flowing between my legs.” I’d have the exact amount of money I have right now.

  22. mamamiasweetpeaches

    gotta agree with #4 on this one. She got our sympathy in Round 1 and will not get it again should this happen again.

    I remember when the fight happened people were saying “Im not even a fan of hers but I feel so bad for her Im gonna buy all her albums”. Now that this poor victim has taken back the person who beat the snot out of her dont they feel stupid? If anything I think she’ll LOST fans for this act of stupidity.

    She’s a young girl. Should have made a clean break and moved on but no. Whatever happens next she’ll only have herself to blame.

  23. Democrat

    Jesus Christ! Everybody knows that Republicans are generally evil bigots, but this whole Obama thing has really brought out the worst in you.

  24. Zed

    “just look at how our lying, thieving president is destroying not only our country but the world in just a few short weeks”

    don’t get your panties in a bunch, pansy

  25. redneck garbage go home

    @coffebean/Massa/any of your other pseudonyms

    Nobody wants to hear your racist tirades, they’re as relevant as the celebrity dating spammer rejects. Incidentally even white people are primates, so why don’t you go post on a site that welcomes your tiny-minded hatred? Or better yet, print it on a t-shirt and walk down any street. But you wouldn’t have the guts to do that.

  26. coffeebean

    #25 – I’ll go one better than wearing a shirt. Let me borrow your “Not My President” sign that you have had in front of your trailer for the past 8 years and I will be happy to display it in front of my 4,800 Sq Ft home. Right next to the lawn jockey.

  27. Fati

    I’m going to give Rihanna and Chris Brown the benefit of a doubt. Maybe they will be able to get past this because they really love each other. I can’t think of another reason why a woman who’s been assaulted would take her abuser back. And lets stop pretending like that doesn’t happen every day. Women constantly give second chances to abusive partners. The dumber ones even give 3rd and so on chances. So lets not spit on Rihanna for doing that.

    And as for her relatives, I get that they are worried about her, but I think they should bud out. She’s not 15, she should be able to handle this on her own.

  28. coffeebeanYourHouseIsBiggerThan4800SqFt

    coffeebean, technically since you can’t actually walk on the shit in that sewer pipe you call home your house is actually 6000 sq. ft. not 4800. Just thought you’d care if you ever want to sell.

  29. Sid

    “Let me borrow your “Not My President” sign that you have had in front of your trailer for the past 8 years”

    oh wah wah waaaaah waaaaaaah WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

    Dry your tears, coffeebean. But it’s nice to see that not all hysterical screaming sobbing Nathan-Lane-level flamers are Democrats. Diversity is a wonderful thing.

  30. "Chuck" Darwin

    Massa I must commend you on your scientific accuracy again my boy. Well said! These early simians are incapable of advanced scientific thought generally although like all genetic abnormalites a very few have a limited capacity to emulate true humans. These are indeed very rare occurences.

  31. Pacoton

    Someone should beat some sense into this bitch for real.

  32. Ms.Whiplash

    I don’t get it….she’s young, attractive and independently wealthy. She has a supportive family and many friends to look out for her. They’re not married and they don’t have any kids together. They’ve only been together for a couple of years or whatever. What possible reason could she have to not just move on and find somebody decent???? Or, God forbid, actually be alone for 5 minutes? Weird. You’d think with all those blessings, she’d actually have some self esteem. And nobody had better say “but they LOVE each other” because that’s just total bullshit. Anybody that loves you doesn’t give you bruises and black eyes. How could he ever face her family again? My God, I have 2 daughters and I pity any fool that ever beat them and then had to explain themselves to my husband!! It’s totally inconceivable to me, and I think a collective sigh of disappointment was heard around the world. Poor, stupid Rihanna.

  33. PS: Superfish, you gotta drop the underline ad program shitting all over your website. It is fucking lame. Please re-read the last sentence.

  34. Massa'

    I like how all the liberal obomanites call everyone who speaks the truth “bigots”. It’s because liberal pussies live in an alternate ficticious universe that doesn’t exist, based purely on theory and self-righteousness rather than truth and reality. This is why they believe that apes can be trusted and treated like humans, and that you can spend your way out of an economic recession while simultaneously raising taxes on employers.

  35. Frank N. Stein

    Maybe she’ll use her song Unfaithful as an alibi to doing away with C Brown.

  36. Marsellus

    “It’s because liberal pussies live in an alternate ficticious universe that doesn’t exist, based purely on theory and self-righteousness rather than truth and reality.”

    Nah. You’re the ones who can’t acknowledge that your party was swept out of power.

    You see, you conservatives are filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don’t.

    In 2008, your ass went down. Say it.

  37. lithiumlill

    Never go back to a member of the Slapaho tribe! All the money in the world can’t buy that girl enough self respect or common sense. She’s set herself up for a real bad fall, and lost everyone’s sympathy in the process. I just hope they don’t have a baby…

  38. lithiumlill

    Never go back to a member of the Slapaho tribe! All the money in the world can’t buy that girl enough self respect or common sense. She’s set herself up for a real bad fall, and lost everyone’s sympathy in the process. I just hope they don’t have a baby…
    This is also teaching all the young girls who look up to Rihanna that an abusive relationship is normal and worth keeping, and teaching the boys that look up to Chris Brown that it’s fine to hit women, because you won’t get in trouble, and she’ll always come back to you. And you can ride water skis with Diddy.

  39. WTF

    Um, why do things completely unrelated to politics become forums for racist republican biggotry? I’m just curious… and oh yeah, STFU.

  40. Apes in the Whitehouse

    #37, if by “In 2008, your ass went down” you mean that Acorn and other liberal activist radical groups along with the help of the mainstream media backed financially by George Souros and the world communist aggenda committed massive voter fraud in every key state to steal the election, then I guess you are correct.

    Throw in the fact that 99% of Obomma voters think that ‘Weekend Update” on SNL is an actual news reporting program, and that the majority of votes came from the promise of welfare checks in exchange for votes, then you’ve really got something to be proud of. Go celebrate, you’ve got a little less than 2 years before the current majority in congress is run outta town or prosecuted, or both, and the ape figurehead is impeached for gross incompetence.

  41. WTF

    I’m sure there are a couple people on here just saying the most hateful shit they possibly can simply because they want to get a rise out of people and have nothing better to do, but for those of you who are genuinely this racist and ignorant… well, let’s just say that the world would be a tremendously better place if you were to suddenly disappear… How does someone become this way? It’s a shame. We’re all human, and we only have one shot at life. Why waste it by being royal douche bags?

  42. duh

    “Go celebrate, you’ve got a little less than 2 years before the current majority in congress is run outta town or prosecuted, or both”

    The Republicans are trailing the Democrats in contested congressional seats in 2010, by a wider margin than in 2008, which was wider than the margin in 2006. Your party leader just apologized to an obese former drug addict talk show host, for saying some slightly negative things about him. You guys are DEAD. Start planning for 2016.

  43. Ein

    She deserves to lose an arm or two for being such a stupid nigga.

  44. Ted

    Just watch the official Republican response to Obama’s speech to the joint session of Congress. The best they could do was to send out Kermit the Frog, painted brown for minority appeal (Bobby Jindal). Even the conservatives called it a “disaster.” The Republicans are a laughingstock at this point and not making a comeback anytime soon.

  45. John

    ” He can beat me all he wants because I know that, inside, he really LOVES me. Just look how well Tina and Ike turned out!” WHACK!

  46. Dr. Peter Venkman

    Shouldn’t this chick be on top of a building in New York screaming:

    “SUBCREATURES! GOZER THE GOZERIAN, GOZER THE DESTRUCTOR, VOLGUUS ZILDROHAR, THE TRAVELLER HAS COME. CHOOSE AND PERISH.”

  47. me

    You My… Black Eyed Girl…
    Do you remember when.. we used to sing..
    sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-ti-da

    Love you babe,
    Chris Brown.

  48. Fati

    @33 – you are so fucking judgemental. is it so far beyond you that people sometimes really do make mistakes? it’s not impossible that he loves her and really feels bad about what he did. while there remains room for doubt, you can’t say that’s bullshit. you don’t know that. and don’t be so full of it, because the universe works in funny ways. you may find yourself consoling your abused daughter one day, and the next she’d be shutting you out because she went back to her man and you were judging her for it.

  49. Apes in my Whiteass

    My brown eye gave Massa’ pink eye. That why I use Charmin, I mean besides it being white and soft like myself, it’s prone to dingleberries on my hairy ass and leaves unassuming “coffeebeans”, if you will, as tasty treats for my fellow ass jockeys.

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