Rihanna’s Thug Life Tattoo or See Through Dress: A Superficial ‘Sophie’s Choice’

January 26th, 2012 // 73 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Not unlike meetings in the Situation Room of the White House, we often find ourselves white-knuckled with anxiety over which stories to run. (They wear footie pajamas and drink hot chocolate from sippy cups, right?) Well, recently Rihanna not only went out and got herself a ‘Thug Life’ tattoo in pink letters across her knuckles like some sort of hardscrabble butt-sexing ghetto queen from the streets, but she ALSO paraded around LAX in a see-through dress. Two very serious questions arise in a situation like this:

1.) Was she butt-taken atop a pile of luggage by the entire Baggage Handlers Local #139?
2.) How dangerously close to Danny Trejo‘s nipple was she at the tattoo parlor?

The answers to which lie inside the gallery. Now, if you’ll excuse me I have to consult the Department of Agriculture about our dangerously low stores of mini marshmallows. “Mommy!”

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Rihanna Thug Life Tattoo
    REALITY BITE
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    FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION IS SO AMERICAN…WHY DO YA”LL HATE SO MUCH..WE ALL HAVE 1 LIVE TO LIVE THEN….

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    BabydollComawhite
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    She has a 5 head…

  3. Rihanna Thug Life Tattoo
    sitin
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    Someday she’s going to grow up – if she lives that long! What a mess!

  4. Rihanna See Through Dress LAX
    kaiser
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    So this is what a freshly showered, slutty oompa loompa would look like….

  5. Rihanna See Through Dress LAX
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    Is that bruise from a recent Chris Brown sneak visit? js

  6. Rihanna Thug Life Tattoo Danny Trejo
    Winnie
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    Danny looks a little scared…

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