Rihanna’s Stage Presence is a Symphony of Poise, Grace and Other News

August 22nd, 2011 // 37 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Victoria Justice’s camel toe in a bikini, anyone? [Egotastic]

- Jeffrey Ross apparently has no idea who Charlie Sheen is. [Huffington Post]

- Even Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t this much of an asshole. Just consider for a moment what it took to type that sentence. [Dlisted]

- Brad Pitt now thinks Jonah Hill is one of the greatest comedic actors on the scene. Which couldn’t possibly have anything to do with the movie that they’re both in and about to start promoting. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kate Upton vs. Kelly Brook: The Sophie’s Choice of Bikini Showdowns. (I may have missed the point of that movie.) [Hollywood Tuna]

- Celebrating Kim Kardashian‘s wedding with the spark that started it all. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE]

- Celebrity Body Transformations: Anything is possible through tons of cash and growth hormones diet and exercise. [TooFab]

- A porno stache +Megan Fox + Jason Segal = Facebook Fail. [Popoholic]

- But Megan Fox + her underwear = Win. [IDLYITW]

- Benicio Del Torro‘s wallet just got a lot lighter. [Just Jared]

- What to look forward to in Magic Mike. (Penises. It’s penises.) [PopSugar]

- Jane Fonda is till enjoying sex at 73, but hates the acne that comes with it. Wait, what? [Starpulse]

- In other wait, what news, the Conan reboot had a 90 million dollar budget. [FilmDrunk]

- Guns N Roses almost killed Duff McKagan from the inside out. [Maxim]

- 25 Ways To Tell You’re A Kid Of The 90′s: If you identify with any of this stuff and/or you have the vague sense that life is pretty much now a race to an uneventful and disappointing ending. [BuzzFeed]

- Football season has begun, and many people are wondering, are their WAGs still hot? [Bleacher Report]

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  1. LJ

    How nice, a Danny DeVito imitation.

  2. Rihanna V Music Festival
    I C LIPPAGE
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep- there seems to be a meat locker among us!

  3. Correction

    There is a huge difference between Victoria JUSTICE and Victoria Jackson, especially when it comes to bikinis and camel toes.

    I would say Freudian slip but not even you are that fucked up

  4. whoa about time we saw a sexy pic of victoria, that toe does your rating justice

  5. Weirdo

    I’d rather turn her around, bend her over and jam it in her stinkhole!

  6. slappy magoo

    I preferred RuPaul’s earlier, less aggressive persona…

  7. Kimarie

    Isn’t Victoria Jackson from SNL?

  8. ugh

    liked her before she started trying so f-ing hard

  9. What I get from this is that Rihanna thinks she’s a bowling ball.

  10. Doc Schweinstrudel

    why does she have to have upside down cross drawn on her stupid jacket, that is just so beyond offensive

  11. Hate when people who could get by on talent opt to whore it up because it’s the faster road. Alycia Keys alone is proof that it’s unnecessary, and I don’t even like her music.

    As an aside, I can see half her cunt. A sex tape is sure to come.

  12. this broad is just gross. she has the face of an overgrown fetus.
    even though i wouldn’t screw this skank on a dare- weirdo’s comment was funny!

  13. TheListener

    Well, Rihanna grabbing her crotch is still less vulgar than Nicki Minaj pretending she’s got a penis while holding a dildo against her crotch on stage.

  14. I C LIPPAGE

    Yup…. a couple of those pics clearly have a little meat flap on there.

  15. Fletch

    Can’t we just drop some napalm on Hollywierd?

  16. See Alice

    Is that Carrie Heffernan ?

  17. Rihanna V Festival
    BENWAW
    Commented on this photo:

    NO THANKS

  18. rican

    That crotch grab is so ’80′s. When is one of these bitches going to up the ante and insert the entire microphone.

  19. dotmatrix

    Not much of a toe on Victoria, looks more like a plain old fabric wrinkle.

  20. mel

    clearly she’s just trying to plug up a possible fergie-type of accident.

  21. Rihanna V Music Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    WOW!….I wish my penis could do that!

  22. Rihanna V Music Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    now that’s an O face.

  23. kimmykimkim

    25 ways to tell if you were a total dork in the 90′s and got your ass kicked daily….that’s what they should’ve called that.

  24. Mama Pinkus

    that gal is gross and disgusting

  25. CardinalFang

    Someone superimposed different facial features on her. If you can imagine the face blank, you can see that the eyes,nose and mouth do not belong on that size of face. Or she is just hideously constructed.

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    welldoneson
    Commented on this photo:

    tchyeah, she has a firm grip on her poise & grace

  27. Rihanna V Music Festival
    Porkpie
    Commented on this photo:

    Rihanna has a pretty good body, but I’d have to put a bag over that head before I raped her. Either that or cut her head off first.

  28. Porkpie

    Rihanna has a pretty good body, but I’d have to put a bag over that face before I raped her. Or cut off her head. Yeah, I think I’d cut her head off first.

  29. forrest gump

    thank god, SHE ISN’T AS PRUDISH AS WHITE AMERICANS, folks!!

  30. Lola

    Really?! This is just gross. If your a singer then sing your damn song, we don’t need all the crotch grabbing and shit. Nasty bitch.

  31. Rihanna V Music Festival
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