At any given moment during Karrueche Tran‘s day she might accidentally peep Chris Brown‘s phone making her life essentially the equivalent of humping a landmine that might go off if you sneeze wrong. Except you’ll never guess what she’s afraid of instead: Fans of Rihanna who she doesn’t share an apartment and/or mode of transportation with. TMZ reports:
Sources close to Karrueche tell TMZ, she now refuses to leave her house without Chris Brown’s hired muscle by her side.
As for Karrueche’s infamous BF — we’re told CB is 100% supportive of his new lady … despite getting close with Rihanna recently … and is urging her not to worry.
“Shh… shh… There, there, girl. If anybody’s gonna kill you, gonna be me, aight? Now dry those tears ‘fore they make my fists mad.” – Chris Brown, comforter, wordsmith, romantic.
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I can’t stand Rihanna these days but the kukaracha girl started it,making fun of Rihanna in a video few months ago (the “why u hav no man ” episode) and took it to twitter.Now she is scared?
Again Douche Bag Spammer ,you left out the decimal point,$1.5011. This must be a 1st . A GF of Mad Dog Brown sacred > than his ex gf?
I love that you don’t even mention what Rihanna’s fans are saying or what she did to spark it. Chris Brown is a massive MASSIVE tool who should probably never date again. But Rihanna is also a weirdo.
I wish I knew what was so damn interesting about the ground around her.
That’s where she left her dignity.
….or chipped teeth
A pluess all around.
correction: plusses — fuck one-handed typing
hehehe Um Carla, you’re not whacking it, are you? To a Rihanna post?
I want her shirt
You know you always hear the term “room temperature IQ” bandied around from time to time, but Chris Brown fans and the women that date him are proof that it is really true.
I mean to see the photos of Rihanna and still want to date him you have to be all sorts of fucked up in the head and to be the person that actually got the shit beaten out of them and then want to go back to him you have to have some amazing issues.
amazing issues = vagina + weak mind
Even bigger issues = penis + weak mind
To have Rhianna’s room temperature ID you’d have to be way up north, in winter, with no heating.
, I also think that the move on Rihanna’s part has to do with the understanding of her vmloivnent in the incident. Face reality, Chris didn’t just go HAM on her because he likes beating up people. What was her role in the incident? Did she provoke him? Too much in our society are women allowed to belittle men and remove any ounce of pride and respect men have for themselves, because society favor’s women over men. I’ve watched some pretty interesting videos where women are just beating the shit out of a man, and the man finally turns around an punches the chick in the face.While it’s a no-brainer that traditional women (and I say that because we have non-traditional women in our soceity, and you know who i’m talking about) are no physical competition for a traditional man, there is a little thing called common ground , where if you step into a debate with another, you better be willing to accept all blows.Now, am I saying she did anything TO provoke him? NO, but what I am saying is, WE don’t know what her role in the incident was, so judging chris brown is ridiculous and selfish of society.I mean, really, all EVERYONE knows from the story is Chris beat her up Even if she was questioned by authorities, it wouldn’t matter because that information wouldn’t have leaked to us.I’m sure Rihanna is a nice girl, but like most women, there is always a level of insecurity. She found a text she didn’t like from him, and the rest is history So, from my perspective, it seems like she may finally be owning up to HER responsibility in the incident and saying it’s not right to allow him to suffer for something WE were BOTH involved in .Mature shit
Rihanna behaved better when she was with Chris Brown. Maybe because he kept her in line and beat her ass daily….ok, i’m kidding before you all come unglued….but ya gotta wonder…
If that isn’t the definition of butterface, I don’t know what is.
News about Rhianna is part of a master plan to let the world know she is such a moron that Chris B. was justified in beating her face in.
Stupid bitch
Walnut Bandits and the women that love them – on the next Maury.
The stuff people will put up with to bed a big dick.
Once that big d*ck has had another big d*ck in its butt (assuming he’s the bottom), said original big d*ck is no longer desirable. ~Normal womenfolk
LOL YoMom
Chris Brown has “hired muscle”? Wow, how surprising that that little bitch needs backup when fighting anything that weighs more than 100 lbs. and has a penis.
Seriously, Fish, how have you not posted this YouTube video of Chris Brown: American Superhero?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn2om3_4tzw
Hilarious.
02.11.11 at 12:16 amJoeLzhow can u compare mike vick kinlilg dogs to chris beatin’ rihanna?? i mean..the nfl has zero tolerance for wat vick did!! personally, i thought it was bullshit, considering how many animals people kill to make fur coats but it is wat it is!!..its different in the music biz its not like his record label was gonna release him for wat he did to rihanna plus its not the first time some shit like that happened in the music biz everybody know about ike & tina lol..but anyways..i think chris brown has his fans back and his next album will go platinum!!
Can’t decide if she is unaware there is a horde of zombies behind her, or if she is their queen.
IS that Chers son…daughter…son…. Chaz?
I REALLY hate all these black girls dying their hair blonde. It looks SO shitty, what is the idea behind that? Whatever happened to it being okay to look black. Lets not all turn into MJ at once folks.
hello beautiful! are you blushing?
Note to the women of this world:
This is how jeans are supposed to fit. If your ass doesn’t look like this after you throw some jeans on you, you might as well just leave the house wearing a garbage bag.
Very hot body, plus she likes the beating up. My kind of bitch.
I swear I thought this said Rihanna’s Face Scares Chris Brown’s Girlfriend. The beaten face, natch. Like the idiot woke up and realized she is terror-dating (but she’s not dumb enough to displease Chris by saying he can’t sleep around) a girlfriend beater.