Rihanna’s Butt Rounds Out The Day
Yep, that was a butt pun right in the headline in case you somehow haven’t grasped that we’re punting this day into breasts and buttocks as fast as humanly possible, so here’s Rihanna once again owning the Instagram game by dumping a bunch of bikini pics without a single duck lip or fucking skinny tea in sight. Because the only thing she’s selling us is consistently wanting to have sex with her butt and it’s working. *throws handful of change monitor* WHY WON’T YOU TAKE MY MONEY YOU BUTT-DEVIL WOMAN?!