Rihanna is pointy

November 24th, 2008 // 62 Comments

Winning two American Music Awards for Best Pop/Rock Female Artist and Best Soul/R&B Female Artist: Boring.

Bringing back the Evil Shredder look: Priceless.

EDIT: Bumped up Rihanna for pretty obvious reasons. (Read: Heidi & Spencer posts make you want to kill me.)


  1. Que

    Que ok then.

  2. riz

    she needs to put her boobs away.

  3. audrey

    that outfit is a safety hazard.

  4. dragon43078

    Fuck, wait long enough and you are 1st.

  5. havoc

    Hotness….

    .

  6. Rihanna

    I will win awards! Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat, and lay my eggs in your chest! But I’m not an alien!

  7. JimmyBachaFungool

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  8. pee

    yeah we all know she’s into S&M…

  9. boli

    that fucking hand tattoo creeps me the fuck out. still teh hotness though.

  10. Anonymous

    Not only is she talentless, she’s ugly too.

  11. Ted from LA

    She looks like that Russian dude that Rocky faught in Rocky XXVII.

  12. p0nk

    @12
    Troll (0/10)

  13. Lady in Red

    I’m a bit clumsy…I would have stabbed myself to death in the outfit. Then again I wouldn’t wear that joke in the first place. Still, she’s got gorgeous skin.

  14. NeonWraith

    Ok, admit it, you would hit that so hard that if someone pulled you out afterwards they’d be crowned the King of England.

    She is freakin’ HOT….and if she IS into S&M, well, hell, bonus far as I’m concerned.

  15. simplicity

    Can’t hug that.

  16. glace neuf

    i’d hit it then go the ER for several severe puncture wounds

  17. Sexiest forehead in showbiz!

  18. fancy

    mental note – do not hug rhianna – not even to congratulate her -for fear of death by multiple stab wounds.

    I kinda feel like she could have made this look work someow but tragically missed the mark… by miles
    I think the leather pants are the worst part, the corset could have possibly worked with a skirt – either that or the hip armor should go. or maybe if she added a gimp style zippered face mask to the ensemble it would have made more sense…

    do you think she paid a stylist to come up with this skeletor’s gf look lol

  19. Aja

    She is so pretty and I like her edge. way cooler and more fresh than that old heifer Beyonce

  20. Aja

    She is so pretty and I like her edge. way cooler and more fresh than that old heifer Beyonce

  21. Elmo

    the nipple spikes are too far off to the sides- lame

  22. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    She still can’t sing.

  23. I’d wear it..

  24. Where's Darkwing Duck

    And, she’d kind of (totally) ugly. Nice body though.

  25. P-britty

    she looks like a hot ‘artist formally known as Prince, now known as Prince’ with boobs….

  26. P-britty

    she looks like a hot ‘artist formally known as Prince, now known as Prince’ with boobs….

  27. Sugar Tits

    There’s something about Rihanna that irrationally annoys the hell out of me, and I can’t quite put my finger on it.

  28. Thas ma artist.

  29. Stanky

    Superficial readers- being attracted to monkeys is wrong. Also, if you’re going to be attracted to a monkey in the first place at least have it be one of the slightly human looking ones.

  30. stumbler

    I thought these were pictures of Prince….

  31. Andie

    I can’t believe I’m bored enough to comment on this woman.

  32. Pink

    Cher II — here she comes!!!!!

  33. Pink

    Cher II — here she comes!!!!!

  34. B

    “(Read: Heidi & Spencer posts make you want to kill me.)”

    Maybe you should stop posting about them, instead of trying to hide your posts about them?

    You know, like you promised.

  35. SATAN

    does anyone else realize her vocal range is on about the same level as Ashley Simpson’s? Rihanna might be the worst singer to ever win a grammy.

  36. LoLa

    I can’t stand the girl and her EMO-attitude but you have to give her some credit though… She is original and she’s very very unique… From her tattoos to the way she dresses. She owns it all by herself.
    That being said, she’s still a bitch and I can’t stand her for shit. Because she seems to forget at times that those fans are the ones who made you famous. Keep up the emo-shit and you won’t have any fan other than your “best-friend” Chris Brown

  37. Backwerds

    So I finish setting up the water bed, and I’m all ready for my “Win a Dream Date with Rihanna” to begin……and she show’s up dressed as Sonic….man I can’t win.

  38. guyth

    I heard that she appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^ with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some celebrities there. It is amazing.

  39. she looks hot there!

  40. mely

    why she´s trying to act like a rocker?

  41. freak

    i think she is getting off on those little chains

  42. This girl can wear a potatoe sack, and still look hot. She’s so gorgeous.

  43. Yos

    How the hell is she w Chris Brown, hes fucking generic and boring as hell, he sang about Doublemint gum for gods sake… Meanwhile she’s got all this edge and personality and originality (for her time anyway, cuz she def. ain’ the first to be wearing chains and spikes). He’s lame, she deserves someone more creative and hotter…

  44. 1moreidiotintheworld

    I always did like her pointy nipples….. :P

  45. pussy poppin

    OH SHIT IF HER BOOBS WERE ANY MORE PUSHED UP THEY WOULD BE SLAPPIN HER BIG SHINY FOREHEAD…THIS IS THE ATROCIETY THAT BROUGHT U SHUT UP AND DRIVE, I WOULD BITCH IF U COULD MOVE YR BIG FOREHEAD OUT OF THE WAY….

  46. Kahlee

    She is beautiful. Why does she have to have such stupid hair? she could look stunning.

  47. missy

    so…prego, right? y/y?

  48. geishaho

    @29 i bet you if that “monkey” were to stand beside you she’d make you look like a gremlin. Dont hate on her cause no one even knows/or cares if you exist.

  49. vay be cok seksii olmus

  50. The BIGGER the BETTER, folks!!

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