Rihanna’ll go blind doing that and other news

By: The Superficial / April 28, 2010

- Jessica Simpson has slippery teeth? [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Lopez has big hair for the big ass. [Dlisted]

- Justin BieberPopEater]

- Katie Holmes does have experience with a husband who bangs other people. But with penises. [Hollywood Life]

- Megan Fox slumming it. (Not a Brian Austin Green joke.) [HollywoodTuna]

- Christina Aguilera does her best Lady GaGa impression. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Ricky Gervais will host the Golden Globes again. Maybe this time they’ll let him tell more than two jokes. [StarPulse]

- Breaking Dawn just got a director. [TheFABlife]

- Lizzy Caplan does Complex. [Popoholic]

- Ryan Phillippe’s trash is Josh Hartnett’s treasure. [Just Jared]

- The Hills can’t be killed! [Celebslam]

- Jeremy Renner might be banging Charlize Theron. [PopSugar]

- Jared Leto has a pink mohawk now. [The Blemish]

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