Rihanna wants Chris Brown back
We report that, to the shock of many, the singer has stayed in touch with her battering beau — and her unhealthy devotion to him is making those close to the abused singer worried sick.
“She keeps saying she wants to make sure that he’s okay,” a friend tells Star. “She thinks this will all just blow over and they can go back to how they were.”
Granted, this is coming from Star, so take it with an insanely large grain of salt. As for me, I’m going to give Rihanna the benefit of the doubt and assume she’s not retarded. But love makes us do some strange things. Just ask the duck I flashed down by the lake. We’ll be together soon, Quackers!