Rihanna wants Chris Brown back

February 19th, 2009 // 113 Comments

Rihanna is supposedly looking to patch things up with Chris Brown and hopes the Feb. 8 attack that landed her in the hospital will “blow over” so they can move on, according to Star:

We report that, to the shock of many, the singer has stayed in touch with her battering beau — and her unhealthy devotion to him is making those close to the abused singer worried sick.
“She keeps saying she wants to make sure that he’s okay,” a friend tells Star. “She thinks this will all just blow over and they can go back to how they were.”

Granted, this is coming from Star, so take it with an insanely large grain of salt. As for me, I’m going to give Rihanna the benefit of the doubt and assume she’s not retarded. But love makes us do some strange things. Just ask the duck I flashed down by the lake. We’ll be together soon, Quackers!

Photo: WENN

  1. Why

    why are women fools for men that beat them?

  2. Why

    why are women fools for men that beat them?

  3. Jrz

    Stupid dress. Stupid girl.

  4. Im not surprise, theres a lot of sexual rush into violent relationships…very arousing! hope she apoligise…

  5. whatatoooool

    she clearly deserved to be hit and realizes that. hopefully he smacks some sense into her next time.

  6. There’s a dining room window that wants that dress back.

  7. sad

    Sadly, if this is true, it would just be par for the course. Abusive relationships are rife with crazymaking and manipulation. She probably has a complex where she thinks she deserves this kind of treatment and this is as good as it gets in life (or he has her convinced of that), or she just desperately wants things to go back to the sweet, wonderful Chris brown she met in the beginning (which isn’t going to happen). It’s just sad all around.

  8. Holyfuckh

    Dumb Bitch. Plain and simple. Moving forward, anyone who has even the slightest amount of respect for her is equally dumb.

    It’s probably not the first time he hit her and it certainly won’t be the last.

  9. Bill Murray

    Is it just me, or does Rihanna look like the “Gozer chick” from “Ghostbusters”?

  10. Mr. Jones

    She’s only dragging this out so they can make a Lifetime movie out of this. In the third act, she’s going to cut off his penis and set his bed on fire.

  11. Jeezy

    If this is true, then she is A STUPID FUCKING IDIOT.

  12. Jeezy


  13. Rachel

    What a great role model for her young fans.

  14. anon

    So when she ends up dead it’ll be a surprise right?

  15. Massa'

    Porch Monkeys are unable to be role models. At least Charles Barkley is self-aware of his genetically incapable heritage. Look at Travis the Chimpanzee the other day. The Negro species of Ape is just the same, some can be well behaved for years, but sooner or later they snap and go on raping, killing, shooting, crime sprees. It’s inevitable. Just like Chimps should not allowed to be domesticated pets, the Negro Ape should not be allowed to roam free in public either. They should be kept in zoo’s or utilized like other livestock on farms.

  16. Why do racists rant and rave and make absolute fools of themselves?

  17. le fag

    god i hope this isn’t true. if it is then she’s the dumbest cunt in the music industry. well, except for maybe amy winehouse. she’s just….awful.

  18. #15 Ha!!! That’s some funny shit….I didn’t realize they let you use the computers in the institution.

    Remember, Jesus loves you (because he has to)..

  19. Beyotch deserves everything she gets

  20. Lowlands

    Nah,i don’t believe this.The link to Star isn’t working as well.Though sometimes unbelievable things happen.

  21. not much to say

    #18 lol – luv it!

  22. peter leter

    she’s crazy

  23. # 16 that is a very good question.

  24. J-Dizzle

    Beyonce is fine as hell, Rhianna looks like a boy. Bitch is dumb, deserves to have some black eyes.

    Im just waiting for that weird mofo Randal to comment on this ….

  25. aniston34

    Needless to say, she has very cute looking!! lots pretty chicks like her should be very famous on the ta ll da ting site: ___Ta ll M in gl e Co m___. Maybe she can join to attend the sexy session to attract ta ll guys!! at least, that’s what my bros and i happen

  26. J-Dizzle

    to # 26

    You’re a dumb mother Fu@%ker. Spamming your lame as site. Get a life

  27. Delgo


  28. #26, I think it is past your break time. Why don’t you go kill yourself? At least that’s what my bros and i happen

  29. Jrz

    slow news day?

  30. Alec Baldwin

    Stockholm syndrome

  31. W.C. Fields (child enthusiast)

    make up sex

  32. Bill O'Reilly

    The problem here can be stated in one word: learning.

    Specifically: black. people. can’t.

  33. Massa' Massa'

    I love how liberals call true statements “racist”.

    Well here’s some very true statements for all you self-righteous Democrats out there:

    A Republican Emancipated the Slaves (Abe Lincoln)

    Democrats violently opposed the abolition of slavery.

    The KKK was formed as the militant wing of the Democratic Party.

    Republicans lead the way in the Equal Rights movement.

    The Democratic party Violently opposed equal rights and integration of schools.

    Republicans formed the NAACP, receiving violent and political opposition from Democrats.

    Robert Byrd, longest serving US Senator, and former Grand Klegon of the KKK, Democrat, West Virginia

    Republicans have spearheaded numerous welfare reform acts to help blacks crawl out of poverty, projects, and welfare, only to be resisted and philibustered by Democrats.

    So all you Blacks out there that blindly vote for Democrats, congratulations, you are the victims of the biggest con-job in the past 150 years! The Democrats keep you in their voting factories (housing projects) and pay you to reproduce future Democratic voters, and control every aspect of your lives, and you THANK THEM FOR IT!!!! Do you ever wonder why everyone thinks you are so ignorant? Read the above, if you can.

  34. Santos

    #6 – did you think that up all by yourself? Goddamn, you’re witty! Now please go back to coloring with crayons and eating paste. And please stop eating your nasal nuggets, it really isn’t flattering.

  35. Haywood Jablome

    I hope they get back together and go on tour.
    Then Chris can open his set by singing a cover of “Smack My Bitch Up”.

  36. JJ

    uh oh

    wow lotsa tension here today eh??

  37. phil

    They should give it another try. Maybe she’ll listen this time.

  38. crankymiss

    Didn’t she have sex with Jay-Z and got an STD of some sort? Then Beyonce is Jay-Z’s… And then Chris Brown is…

    Spread the love, you mofos.

  39. peter

    Omg. She looks so hot. I love her very much. I just saw her pretty ad with sexy photos on “millionaire friends. com”. It is said she is dating a great guy there.

  40. dumblondphish

    “we’ll be together soon Quackers”

    Superficial writer, you crack me up. That was magical!

  41. #34 – So…. does Clarence Thomas just have a great tan?

  42. oliverer

    Needless to say, she has very cute looking!! lots pretty chicks like her should be very famous on the ta ll da ting site: ___Ta ll M in gl e Co m___. Maybe she can join to attend the sexy session to attract ta ll guys!! at least, that’s what my bros and i happen

  43. derdoyeduh

    #34 – come on, everybody knows the politics of the Democratic and Republican parties are very different now than in the past. FDR and Lyndon Johnson defined the current Democratic party. Republicans love to cite Lincoln, but everybody knows in recent times Republicans fought affirmative action and opposed the MLK holiday (most persistent opponent: John McCain). The delegates at the latest Republican National Convention were 93% white.

  44. jrz

    Rich, everyone knows Clarence Thomas is the George Hamilton of the conservative movement. Uh, duh!

  45. Mike Hawk

    ‘Barella, Ella, ella..eh, ow,ow,ow….

  46. #44 – Everytime we respond to #34 we lose braincells. I know… it’s like trying to look away from a horrific crash…

  47. Anita Hill

    Clarence Thomas has a great tan and an AWESOME porn collection.

  48. Jrz, I stand corrected. It just seems unfair that we got Joaquin Phoenix in return…

  49. Boston_Freek

    #40 Peter, go fuck yourself. Fucking spamming tool.

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