Rihanna toasts her break-up with Chris Brown

April 3rd, 2009 // 36 Comments

Seen here in Manhattan last night, Rihanna is still partying every night and is now starting to toast her break-up with Chris Brown, according to The Sun:

A US source said: “People close to Rihanna have drilled it into her head that if she stays with Chris her career will be over.
“At the dinner party there were about 10 toasts made, including one to the fact she’s about to land the cover of a major fashion magazine.”

OR maybe Rihanna’s not so much toasting as, I dunno, developing a drinking problem. Not that I’m one to judge. Right, bottle of gin that talks to me every morning? What’s that? You want to be inside me? But everyone’s watching…

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Comments (36)

  1. Mike Hawk | April 3, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    I like toast

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  2. Chris Brown | April 3, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    I see you again, Imma bite your nipples and rip them out by their roots.

    Reply
  3. gits | April 3, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    This means only one thing: when she gets back together with Chris Brown, he’ll break a champagne glass over her head.

    Reply
  4. Jesse | April 3, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    It’s not a “toast” when they all start jumping up and down on their chairs and flinging feces.

    Reply
  5. RichPort's Ghost | April 3, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    I hope she masters Judo before Chris Brown here’s about this…

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  6. Rich Port's Illiterate Ghost | April 3, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    Its “hears” you reatrd

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  7. i know women | April 3, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    Sure, sure. They had their fun, they made their toasts, she got lots of female goddess support. Then she went home and masturbated tearfully while thinking about Chris.

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  8. Rich Port's Literate Ghost | April 3, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    Its “retard” you retard

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  9. Loopy | April 3, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    It’s “it’s” you retards

    Reply
  10. Rich Port's Literate Illiterate Ghost | April 3, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    It’s “retard” you retard

    Reply
  11. Simon | April 3, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    She broke up with chris to return to me :)

    Reply
  12. Obama | April 3, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    It’s “Special Olympian” you retards

    Reply
  13. Sarah Palin | April 3, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    It’s my son Trig you retards

    Reply
  14. RichPort's Apologetic Ghost | April 3, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    Wow, one errant homonid (Obama) and the whole world goes mad…

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  15. Richard Jennings | April 3, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    This broad is very ordinary looking.

    Reply
  16. Demi Moore | April 3, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    Hope you are joking.

    Reply
  17. Will | April 3, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    You just know they left almost no tip.

    Reply
  18. Lyn | April 3, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Who cares if Rihana drinks too much. She probably has a lot of trouble living with herself. Let the hoodrat be an addict for all I care.

    Reply
  19. Retard | April 3, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    I take exception to being linked to Richport’s Ghost. And it’s h o m i n i d you Richport!

    Reply
  20. Zanna | April 3, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    You bunch of stupid RETREADS!

    Reply
  21. Massa' | April 3, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Alright, enough with this Moon Cricket already, christ, I’m gonna run out of material soon….

    Quick, what’s the difference between a Porch Monkey with a job and Bigfoot?

    Bigfoot is more easily spotted.

    (drum roll)

    okay later fucktards. Fuck Obomma.

    Reply
  22. H-dog | April 3, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    “Right, bottle of gin that talks to me every morning? What’s that? You want to be inside me? But everyone’s watching…”

    Nice rip from Lionel Hutz. I still love you though.

    “…delicious bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors. What’s that? You want me to drink you? I’m in the middle of a trial.”

    Reply
  23. Ted Kennedy's Tumor | April 3, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    She doesn’t need to learn Judo, she’s already a spear chucker.

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  24. weirdchild330 | April 3, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    Thank goodness she is over that d-bag. I hope she goes to therapy to deal with her emotional issues, so she won’t get into another abusive relationship in the future.

    Go RiRi!

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  25. RichPort's Ghost | April 3, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    @5 nice spelling there, you stupid cocksucker.

    On the bright side, you now can have Chris Brown’s little black cock all to yourself. Both inches of it.

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  26. Slevin | April 3, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    Chris is SO much better off without her. Won’t be long before we start hearing reports on how she beats up on her next guy – then cries about it when he doesn’t just take it.

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  27. dirk | April 3, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    maybe Lenny Kravits will stuff his fat cock in her ass.

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  28. Darth | April 3, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    Hola

    Reply
  29. Guns R Us | April 3, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    Now go out a buy a real gun, girlfriend.

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  30. Guns R Us | April 3, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    Now go out and buy a real gun, girlfriend.

    Reply
  31. Tom K | April 4, 2009 at 12:28 am

    She should just swallow a bottle of pills already, you don’t celebrate breaking up with your attacker after he beats your ass then you run off with him and have sex with him for about a week.

    No wonder these teenage kids these days are all fucked up look at who their role models are?!!!! Big forhead troll whores, who get their ass beat and like it.

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  32. . | April 4, 2009 at 1:03 am

    31 I’m no Rihanna fan but how is she a whore????

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  33. Tom K | April 4, 2009 at 2:12 am

    Anti Chris Brown song by a group Smoke Jumpers – My Flow So Tight (Anti -Breezy)

    I laughed my ass off!!!! lol

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  35. DJTennessee | April 4, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    Needs more “lesbian five-way with the other women in attendance”….

    Reply
  36. PostmortemG | April 4, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    “I see you again, Imma bite your nipples and rip them out by their roots.”

    That actually happens in the Italian zombie film Le Notti Del Terrore, a.k.a. Burial Ground. See, this kid has a sex thing for his mother, but she always rejects his advances; after being killed, he resurrects as one of the undead, and of course his mother does the classic dumb “You’re not dead after all!” routine. For some reason she offers him her breast, and the kid being a zombie, he tears her nipple right off with his teeth. It’s great stuff. =D

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