Rihanna: The Exploitation Event of the Season!

November 2nd, 2009 // 23 Comments

I can’t tell what I find more disturbing about this teaser: That Rihanna is telling “her story” conveniently in time for the release of her new album, or that ABC is marketing it like it’s the next Harry Potter movie. Classy.

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  1. superbang

    first?

  2. Dave

    But it’s going to be about Rihanna, right?

    mmmmmmmm

  3. clpierced

    I never really did like this bitch. She needs to get pierced and tattooed liike me! then she would be really hot!!!!!

  4. I thought she’d be another flash in the pan one-hit wonder when I first heard Ponda Replay. Heh. Go figure.

  5. havoc

    Special Event….JHC.

    I’d laugh if that weren’t so pathetic….

    .

  6. Sheena

    “Special event”??!? I’m sure it’ll be real special hearing about how he hit her and it hurt a lot.

  7. wanks

    noone gives a SHIT!!! the stuff that happend to her happens to women all over the world ALL THE TIME!!

  8. brooke

    I think you’re making a big deal out of nothing, superficial writer guy.

  9. brooke

    I think you’re making a big deal out of nothing, superficial writer guy.

  10. rih-anna-anna-anna-hey-hey

    yawn

  11. Avenging angel

    so? dnt al artists do dat b4 deir big releases? i rememba bey talkd bwt her marriage just b4 hr launch, wats da big deal? i knw a lot of ppl who r interestd in hearin hr story………

  12. Avenging angel

    so? dnt al artists do dat b4 deir big releases? i rememba bey talkd bwt her marriage just b4 hr launch, wats da big deal? i knw a lot of ppl who r interestd in hearin hr story………

  13. Kristin

    shes not gonna say anything worth a damn. she = too stupid

  14. Stephanie

    Oh NOW everyone is tired of hearing her whine about getting hit during a fight that SHE provoked. I guess the sympathy only lasts as long as the bruises. Maybe she should go get some more! I said it from the start. Rhianna, FUCK YOU!

  15. tasha

    hey all you haters,
    why would you get on here to talk crap nothing better to do with your life. stop harrassing her and get a life. and who cares? me i do this i all wrong what everyone has said about her. get a life!!

    love you Rihanna keep your head up.

  16. tasha

    hey all you haters,
    why would you get on here to talk crap nothing better to do with your life. stop harrassing her and get a life. and who cares? me i do this i all wrong what everyone has said about her. get a life!!

    love you Rihanna keep your head up.

  17. Frito!

    Hey, Tasha, thx for the advice. I’ll get a life when you get an education.

  18. Rihanna is looking sexy!

  19. At :02 I thought it was that baby gargoyle tila tequila, aka poor mans kim kardashien, what story is she gonna tell? how she bj’d record producers to get an audition? let’s hear that story.

  20. Someone should tell chris brown to make an appearance. With his fists.

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  22. Nobody will be watching Good Morning America, at that time, they’ll all be asleep…

  23. PsyKo

    brooke – November 2, 2009 11:56 AM

    I think you’re making a big deal out of nothing, superficial writer guy.

    I wonder if that’s why it’s called The Superficial?

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