Rihanna did a little shopping at the Grove and stopped at Madison, a body piercing and tattoo shop on Melrose, over the weekend. She’s also looking crazy hot and sporting some boobage. Now, I know a lot of you are at work trying to stay focused when all you can think about is that four-day weekend coming up. But, hey, I’m up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed; scoping out cleavage on a Monday morning. I’m a professional, I know. Also, I may have drank an entire wheelbarrow full of coffee. Is it normal for your body to vibrate so fast you travel through time? Because I think I just saw a stegosaurus. Or maybe it was Abe Lincoln. No, wait, it’s my penis; Stego-Lincoln. False alarm!
Photos: Bauer-Griffin.com
fweem!
What’s with the chunky chimp in pic #5? Looks like she’s so used to sucking cock that she can’t un-contort her face. A ho’s gotta eat, yo.
I hump any of them. I like dark meat.
In pic #5, it looks like she’s holding an invisible rubber cock in that other chick’s mouth.
under my umbrella (ella, ella ella). That is the most god awful pop song I’ve ever heard. It really bugs me when she starts saying ‘ella ellla ella’ after the line ‘under my umbrella’. This song is a double rip off, not only the melody that sounds very much like TLC in the mid-nineties, it steals from that other umbrella song from the 60′s, you know the one about the Bus stop. Bus goes. She stays. Love grows, under my umbrella. Shtoopid rip-off no-talent hip-hop hack
34 – i THINK THEY ARE DOING IT ON PURPOSE,
34 – it looks intentional, like they do that a lot; one holds the invisible cock and the other one does the tongue movement.
35 – Yep, that is a pretty shitty song, I hate that effing music.
If someone tells me that she plays an instrument and actually writes music, I may think twice, but I’m pretty sure she does nothing but dance and “sing.”
Not bad looking, but not nearly the knockout she’s made out to be. And her music….puuuuuuuuuuke. Fucking umbrella, doesn’t even rhyme.
Appearance-wise Alicia Keys kicks her ass. Or maybe spanks it a little for my viewing pleasure.
Um, who is she and why do we care?
Why is she wearing athletic pants with gold, metallic heels?
LA is so NOT a fashion capital.
My mother always told me not to wear heels with sport pants. I suppose this applies even to 2000$ high-heel shoes and designer jogging pants. Anyway, she does looks like she had to leave the gym club in a hurry, could not find the locker key and grabbed other people’s stuff at random.
I find her damn sexy. Her music is flirty and fun.
ridiculously hot.
pig britney, are you paying attention?
shes all that and a bag of potatoe chips!
#44, ridiculously NOT HOT!!! Her head is too big for her 12 year old body. Worst hat ever.
Perhaps she could do a product tie-in with Pepsico.
They could mount a billboard on that oversized forehead of hers.
She’s got a huge forehead. Nice way to hide it. Same goes for Christina Ricci.
LOL, I thought the same thing when I saw this picture ;)
LOL, I thought the same thing when I saw this picture ;)
Who is she?
She is more than hot . Her nude profile and some of her nice nude photos were found on a nudist date site named http://www.Nudistonly.com . I was curious why she was there . Is she a nudist ? Anyone can advise ?
Hot hot hot! rihanna rocks!
He dude better be a boob man because everything else is tore up from the floor up
THAT GAP MUST BE 4 someone else …she needs 2 stop fronting.Her music sucks but 90 percent of the world are idiots so that’s why she is a star.
Who’s that beast walking with her in that lower pic, with the clawed up looking feet. Take a close look at that bitch’s feet, the tops of them look like they’ve walked the Jericho mile.
oh my god. she screws everybody.
damn she’s cute. i’d be afraid to fuck her though…i bet she orgasms like she sings…
eh eh eh!
ROFLCOPTER. coffee, mmmm.
LMFAO She’s fucking ugly! Look at her nose, what the fuck is wrong with her nose? She’s skinny and shit but her head is sooo big!
its so easy to see taht all the negative comments are from women. girl is gorgy
its so easy to see taht all the negative comments are from women. girl is gorgy
I love how she doesn’t look like every other black girl out there