Rihanna did a little shopping at the Grove and stopped at Madison, a body piercing and tattoo shop on Melrose, over the weekend. She’s also looking crazy hot and sporting some boobage. Now, I know a lot of you are at work trying to stay focused when all you can think about is that four-day weekend coming up. But, hey, I’m up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed; scoping out cleavage on a Monday morning. I’m a professional, I know. Also, I may have drank an entire wheelbarrow full of coffee. Is it normal for your body to vibrate so fast you travel through time? Because I think I just saw a stegosaurus. Or maybe it was Abe Lincoln. No, wait, it’s my penis; Stego-Lincoln. False alarm!
Photos: Bauer-Griffin.com
Shallow Val | November 19, 2007 at 9:30 am
She’s really cute. Too bad her pop music blows. Still, I see her on film soon. Pop music is a great springboard for acting, y’know.
That guy | November 19, 2007 at 9:32 am
The cat in the plaid Yankees cap with the pierced mouth. Tragic.
joe | November 19, 2007 at 9:32 am
Wow…. nice
hahhalol | November 19, 2007 at 9:33 am
4th!
Miguelito | November 19, 2007 at 9:36 am
Fifth with a motherfucking bullet!
Who cares about this chick?
* MISS UNIVERSE | November 19, 2007 at 9:37 am
She really takes care of herself – you can see she exercises well
Mr Semprini | November 19, 2007 at 9:43 am
Wheel barrow! W H E E L B A R R O W!! Spell it right for the love of humanity! What? Time for my meds? Blue ones? Yay! Wait, no shots! NO! Oww…
mmm nappy time…
Ted from LA | November 19, 2007 at 9:44 am
#2,
That’s Derek Jeter.
Ascil | November 19, 2007 at 9:45 am
nice casual style
secybitch | November 19, 2007 at 9:51 am
I don’t find her attractive. Her face is strange. Bad nose.
Kim | November 19, 2007 at 9:57 am
Mr Semprini, I’m a little confused. How do you spell “wheelbarrow” because according to the dictionary, the Superfish did spell correctly. Don’t tell me you think it’s supposed to be “wheel barrell”
And what the fuck is going on in pic #5 looks like Rhianna is shoving an invisible dildo in the other girl’s mouth!
Dick Richards | November 19, 2007 at 10:00 am
I’d like to see her shit-her pants. Then cry about it. Then pull an Aaliyah and die in a plane crash. The planes stomach would split, and eject Rihanna like a baby cockroach. Orgasm!
Shallow Val | November 19, 2007 at 10:01 am
#6, she’s like 20 or so, What do you think, we all look faboo at that age. (Vous et tres stupide, vous savoir?
Shallow Val | November 19, 2007 at 10:03 am
‘Scuse my French, I noticed my usage was wrong. I still maintain you’re stupid, tho.
Danny | November 19, 2007 at 10:09 am
She’s fine looking, for sure, but my lord that hat has got to go.
Kareem Ofwheat | November 19, 2007 at 10:10 am
Her skin may be white but her ass is black.
bb | November 19, 2007 at 10:12 am
Small boobs…alien head…who cares, she’s fugly.
timing | November 19, 2007 at 10:12 am
She is so cute!! what a babe!Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebs dating club MEETRICH.COM not long before! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”
mimi | November 19, 2007 at 10:14 am
The stegosaurus yoiu saw was your face… not your penis.
Your penis is in your father’s mouth!
p911gt10c | November 19, 2007 at 10:15 am
Hef, drop a mil on this chick and get her in Playboy already!!!!
DOUG KAISER | November 19, 2007 at 10:28 am
PHOTO #5 — Why did she take Flip Wilson shopping with her?
rockabilly | November 19, 2007 at 10:32 am
Mimi. fuck off. You insolent douche. Your input isnt needed. Besides Im sure the stegosauras he saw was his penis and not his face. And im sure its not in his fathers mouth. If your not happy with his narrative skills then go get something shuved in YOUR mouth, say a penis? hopfully you’ll gag to death.
Anyone else notice that Rihannas bra has come off later in the pictures? or is it just me?
El Sueno | November 19, 2007 at 10:37 am
#s 7 & 11: I think Fish first spelled it as 2 words, then edited. How about his misuse of “drank” as the past participle of “drink”? If there were any verb he could inflect correctly, you’d think it’d be “drink.”
MindRiot | November 19, 2007 at 10:41 am
who the hell is she?
Not bad looking but a little too preoccupied with pretending she doesn’t know a camera is documenting her every move.
Hate her | November 19, 2007 at 10:46 am
This girl is getting too much exposure, her and her big tweety bird forhead
NOT FUNNY! | November 19, 2007 at 10:47 am
who is the porch monkey walking with her?
mkell | November 19, 2007 at 10:56 am
Never heard of this individual before today, and I could hardly care less.
gotmilk? | November 19, 2007 at 11:00 am
WTF to her friend’s pants. those are just not right.
and are they making a special gesture in picture #5?
The White Urkel | November 19, 2007 at 11:13 am
Who is that stupid coon in pic #5 eating pork rinds?
mixedmartialartvideos.com | November 19, 2007 at 11:24 am
shes all that
fweem | November 19, 2007 at 11:33 am
fweem!
Howdeeeee Dooodeeee | November 19, 2007 at 11:37 am
What’s with the chunky chimp in pic #5? Looks like she’s so used to sucking cock that she can’t un-contort her face. A ho’s gotta eat, yo.
Chef | November 19, 2007 at 11:49 am
I hump any of them. I like dark meat.
RichPort | November 19, 2007 at 12:01 pm
In pic #5, it looks like she’s holding an invisible rubber cock in that other chick’s mouth.
mike motorcycle | November 19, 2007 at 12:38 pm
under my umbrella (ella, ella ella). That is the most god awful pop song I’ve ever heard. It really bugs me when she starts saying ‘ella ellla ella’ after the line ‘under my umbrella’. This song is a double rip off, not only the melody that sounds very much like TLC in the mid-nineties, it steals from that other umbrella song from the 60′s, you know the one about the Bus stop. Bus goes. She stays. Love grows, under my umbrella. Shtoopid rip-off no-talent hip-hop hack
Shallow Val | November 19, 2007 at 12:43 pm
34 – i THINK THEY ARE DOING IT ON PURPOSE,
Shallow Val | November 19, 2007 at 12:45 pm
34 – it looks intentional, like they do that a lot; one holds the invisible cock and the other one does the tongue movement.
35 – Yep, that is a pretty shitty song, I hate that effing music.
If someone tells me that she plays an instrument and actually writes music, I may think twice, but I’m pretty sure she does nothing but dance and “sing.”
Pilatunes | November 19, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Not bad looking, but not nearly the knockout she’s made out to be. And her music….puuuuuuuuuuke. Fucking umbrella, doesn’t even rhyme.
Appearance-wise Alicia Keys kicks her ass. Or maybe spanks it a little for my viewing pleasure.
Todd | November 19, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Um, who is she and why do we care?
MassGrrl | November 19, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Why is she wearing athletic pants with gold, metallic heels?
my comment | November 19, 2007 at 2:13 pm
LA is so NOT a fashion capital.
EuroNeckPain | November 19, 2007 at 2:24 pm
My mother always told me not to wear heels with sport pants. I suppose this applies even to 2000$ high-heel shoes and designer jogging pants. Anyway, she does looks like she had to leave the gym club in a hurry, could not find the locker key and grabbed other people’s stuff at random.
simmy | November 19, 2007 at 2:42 pm
I find her damn sexy. Her music is flirty and fun.
haroof | November 19, 2007 at 2:52 pm
ridiculously hot.
pig britney, are you paying attention?
Jodie | November 19, 2007 at 2:56 pm
shes all that and a bag of potatoe chips!
Lame | November 19, 2007 at 3:05 pm
#44, ridiculously NOT HOT!!! Her head is too big for her 12 year old body. Worst hat ever.
umbrellahead | November 19, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Perhaps she could do a product tie-in with Pepsico.
They could mount a billboard on that oversized forehead of hers.
guy johnson | November 19, 2007 at 4:14 pm
She’s got a huge forehead. Nice way to hide it. Same goes for Christina Ricci.
TheLostGirl | November 19, 2007 at 4:35 pm
LOL, I thought the same thing when I saw this picture ;)
TheLostGirl | November 19, 2007 at 4:40 pm
LOL, I thought the same thing when I saw this picture ;)