Rihanna and Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers continued their Mexican getaway yesterday aboard the S.S. Hey, Watch Me Bang this Dude Right Here on the Deck Then Seductively Eat Strawberries in my Bikini, Chris Brown. Don’t You Wish You Were Still Tapping this Shit? Yeah, You Totally Do. Alright, I Gotta GO. TTYL.
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bsett | January 7, 2010 at 11:14 am
Nice indeed!
blabla | January 7, 2010 at 11:15 am
FIRST
JiggaJay | January 7, 2010 at 11:29 am
OK THE HAIR’S GOTTA GO ALREADY.
BUT THANK GOD WE HAVE ASS PICS OF HER TODAY!!!
I LOVE HER SHITTER………..
Fuck you | January 7, 2010 at 11:31 am
Why is she walking around with a dead squirrel on her head?
Rahm Punchington | January 7, 2010 at 11:37 am
What’s that on top of her head?
Nappy-In-A-Drum?
(oh, dat’s racis)
Punchington Out
jackjack | January 7, 2010 at 11:38 am
if she had normal hair, noone would even look at her. those “stars” have no confidece, so they need attention. otherwise they would cry all day long.
Vinnie the Chin | January 7, 2010 at 11:40 am
I would lick the cornhole till the cows come home.
No GayTards | January 7, 2010 at 11:42 am
ass = good
legs = good
skin color = good
herpes = bad
Fred | January 7, 2010 at 11:43 am
Yikes!
http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/a/0/0/10/c/AAAACjFTrcAAAAAAABDHLw.jpg
Ralph | January 7, 2010 at 11:52 am
Eh, not really boner worthy
yowza! | January 7, 2010 at 12:19 pm
This chick’s body is INSANE! I can’t believe anyone looks like that… but indeed she does. No photoshopping or anything. sigh…
Mark B | January 7, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Looks like a fucking tribble landed on her head and died.
Fas(c)h(ion)ist(a) | January 7, 2010 at 12:38 pm
Nasty, fat, Mr-Heat-Miser-headed, thug-loving, no-talent, gross-tatted, dumb-as-a-bucket-of-shit ‘ho.
eh | January 7, 2010 at 12:47 pm
It’s all really ghetto. Only good shots are of her back. The bikini and the hair *have* to go. Atrocious.
quiche recipe | January 7, 2010 at 12:49 pm
nice!
Sport | January 7, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Skanky – and she NEVER smiles. She always looks like a bitch in every shot.
Pete & Repeat | January 7, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Wonder if their sex is as kinky as her hair
becca | January 7, 2010 at 1:04 pm
gorgeous as always WOW
Wacker | January 7, 2010 at 1:11 pm
I didn’t realize how fucked up her face got when she was hit by Chris. Fuggly. Only wacks for her are with a 10 foot pole.
james | January 7, 2010 at 1:20 pm
I half expected pic #9 to be him giving a thumbs up
joe crabs | January 7, 2010 at 1:26 pm
I don’t see anything particularly exciting here..
Stupid | January 7, 2010 at 1:46 pm
She really has ugly flat saggy tits, yuck.
Sucks 2 b u | January 7, 2010 at 2:06 pm
I think it has to really suck when you realize that, not only are you getting Chris Brown’s sloppy seconds but also that she is using you to get back at him with all of that PDA.
Poor guy, He looks pretty bummed out.
Black Girls | January 7, 2010 at 2:14 pm
pic 25, that ass is looking nice
What? | January 7, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Hardly any ass.
No titties
Legs are undefined and beefy lookin.
Face looks like any other chick in LBC
Hair = wtf
She is seriously overhyped
Still bang her though
Cardinal Ximenez | January 7, 2010 at 2:40 pm
“That’s a HUUUUGE bitch!”
Cardinal Ximenez | January 7, 2010 at 2:40 pm
“That’s a HUUUUGE bitch!”
Don Knotts | January 7, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Did Captain Kirk staple a Tribble to her head?
jiz | January 7, 2010 at 3:01 pm
I believe that by liberally applying my tongue to strategic areas of her lovely and thick body, I could bring a smile to her face.
Richard | January 7, 2010 at 3:06 pm
She has an amazing ability to unconsciously sense when “candid” pictures are being taken of her ass — instinctively picking the right moment to arch her back to make it look as good as she can.
Candid. Right. Sure. Candid.
_Richard
missywissy | January 7, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Her body is very beautiful but it looks like the Muppet’s drummer is sitting on top of her head.
josh | January 7, 2010 at 4:53 pm
do some sit ups.
Bill | January 7, 2010 at 4:56 pm
i don’t care what anyone says… she is not attractive, in the least.
a2650415 | January 7, 2010 at 5:13 pm
It’s too bad she and Chris didn’t just kill each other; that would have made the world a much better place.
JohnnyBGood | January 7, 2010 at 5:21 pm
O.k. the hair is bad but you can change it like underwear.
Her body however is insane! Love it!
Jeebus | January 7, 2010 at 5:50 pm
Fugly to the god damned bone. I truly pity the assclowns on here & everywhere else that fawn all over her. 8 out of 10 non-fatty normal chicks are built better & 10 out of 10 are less fug.
Ooofah | January 7, 2010 at 6:07 pm
Does she EVER wipe that annoying, smug, stupid look off her face?
Stephanie | January 7, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Ugly mis shapen head and face. No talent. Jealous, bitchy faced better-than-you cunt. She, nor Chris have nothing to be jealous about either one of them. Fuck ‘em both. NOW GO AWAY AND STOP POSTING ABOUT THEM!! Start thinking about what others want to read, not what you want to spank your dick to. Dummy.
Kristin | January 7, 2010 at 6:54 pm
without stylists and airbrushing she looks like a country nagger
NFL Draft | January 7, 2010 at 8:32 pm
so many bikini pictures of her these day,stale~~~~~~~~
CrankyBitch | January 7, 2010 at 9:11 pm
Muppet drummer? More like Beaker.
valentines day | January 7, 2010 at 9:49 pm
She is just too awesome in a bikini. Perfect body and a well designed bikini.
welldoneson | January 7, 2010 at 9:52 pm
I would have thought Daman Wayans could afford a better wig.
Rasputins Liver | January 7, 2010 at 9:53 pm
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Man, I gotta say it…
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…this bitch is SOOOOOOO goddamned fugly!
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What shitbag hris Brown did to her was bad, no doubt (although I suspect she was no innocent party in that argument and subsequent violence as we guys know from experience).
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That said, however, she’s still is a chick who was clearly beat with a heavy-duty ugly stick!
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ruthless | January 7, 2010 at 11:48 pm
this girl is jank
Aims | January 8, 2010 at 12:25 am
Rihanna’s body is AMAZING but her hair is not… please go back to the cute brown asymetrical cut please!!!
Tits or ycgtfo | January 8, 2010 at 12:37 am
Holy fucking Lol #28
Niche Blueprint 2 Review | January 8, 2010 at 3:16 am
Very Nice
Guy Man Boy | January 8, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Great body but tits need to be bigger….a D cup would be perfect!
Doc Schweinstrudel | January 8, 2010 at 1:01 pm
She took up Spongebob on vacation with her. How generous. And he is living on her head, sitting on her face from time to time.