Seen here at Bar Delux last night, Rihanna has been hitting the clubs hard lately without Chris Brown anywhere in sight. Page Six reports:
The songstress was spotted at Nobu Wednesday night “smiling and flirting” with a group of guys, including Brody Jenner. “She was there having dinner. Her blond, female security guard was there the whole time,” said our spy. “Every time Rihanna would go to the bathroom, the guard would go with her. Every time someone came to the table, the bodyguard would stand up. She was like a female James Bond.” After the meal, Rihanna joined Jenner’s group. “She looked relaxed and happy, like Chris Brown was totally in the past.”
Yeesh. First, going back to Chris Brown (temporarily). Then the gun tattoo. Now hanging out with Brody Jenner? What’s next, Twittering? — Okay, too far. My bad. I shouldn’t be saying things I can’t take back.
I’d love to club all n i g g e r s.
So, in the last picture, the side shot – what planet is she from, again?
I like beating my meat to her and her music.
Her body gaurd looks Hooottttttt.
“I dont want attention. Lemme go bra-less!”
Last pic – ENEMY MINE?
She’ll go home sometime when Chris is waiting, and the clubbing will continue.
Where’s my babe!?
Brody Jenner? There a six foot pile of self loathing… he’ll hit that.
What is up with the effing shoulder pads?? nice skirt though
She isn’t clubbing solo because she’s with that woman in the back! Her nanny!?
Sweet peaches, she’s not going braless. The bra is “flesh colored” but clearly visible.
I would have sex with her right here, right now.
Ohh the pain, Chris Brown will endure when this girl found a new man….
she still looks like a chihuahua to me
also “female james bond” since when does Bond need a bodyguard?
Looks like there’s still quite a bit of swelling in her knees. And her forehead.
That woman in the back seems to enjoy her presence! Did Rihanna hire her to scratch her tattoos!?
It’s a good move. She’s showing the public – and her fans in particular – that’s she’s recovered, doing well, and back to being a talentless alien-looking needlessly argumentative shallow spotlight-seeking bitch.
She’s quite longlegged! It’s always good to have somebody scratching you behind the ears!
Is there still hope for me!??
Can she speak latin with her eyes closed? I can.
#1 someone needs to club your ignorant, racist a**!!!!! What happen to you as a child to become so hateful?
Rhianna, just like the song says, “Live your life”. There will always be people out there talking shit. Let em, who the heck are they. People that feel the need to put there 2 cents in. SHAKE THEM HATERS OFF!!!!
Imma turn dem Blue Eyes black.
Ahhhhhhhhh, fuck, the Gumonmyboot is here.
Hey, Rihanna, if you’re back in the scene now, how about paying me a visit??!!! I’m in Connecticut.
Shake yer taters off? what?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
THAT HI YELLA RED BONE BYACH IZ FINE!
MUST BE LIKE HITTIN A WHITE BITCH!
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you’re going to hell … way sooner that you think. have fun!
#20 – “SHAKE THEM HATERS OFF!!!!”
Is “HATERS” code for lice? If so, I agree.
Forget Rihanna, who is that damn fine azz blond female body guard with that orange gizmo in her pants. Gee baby shock me with yo luv.
I think it’s an instruction for how to finish at a urinal.
FUCK! If you’re feeling a little full after lunch…take a looksee at this
http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/27/zac-efron-is-not-as-clean-as-you-think/
“Clubbing”?
That’s quite the unfortunate word choice.
I shook a hater off once. You see, it was very cold in Siberia that winter and….
I think Zac followed a cute guy into a public restroom, then afterward touched the tip of his penis, then put his finger in his ear.
Call me crazy but that little hot-tot is a cutie. A few centuries back and she’d be my prize house nigress. Its the Barbadians that are highly receptive to physical abuse that make the best damn pancakes…they respond to the threat severe floggings and sexual assault quite well.
#21- What a tuff guy!!!!!! Make you feel like a man??? What a dumb ass!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
#24- I see ur back.
Damn right she’s partying solo cuz Chris Brown will be in jail soon. haha.
Apparently he has a new girlfriend already. Amazing.
-Rick, Consultant: Adult Acne
It makes sense a Walrus would be here. Warus eat fish.
Back? Bitch, I never left.
Wait wait wait wait wait….
YOU LET THEM ALL GO FREE!?!?!?!
Oh sweet Jesus….
Hmmmmmmmmm.mmmmmmm *nods* Dat right..she never went nowheres.
What up JRZ girl?
Tell me that you didnt allow them to vote — errr
ONE OF THEM IS PRESIDENT!?!?
Is the national currency bananas???? Is rape an accepted past time? Have White Americans all decided to bathe in their own piss too?
- J-Bone
@1 I can tell you where you can meet me BITCH, and you’ll see just how simian in nature I can get.
I’d write her name on my penis but her name is too long.
#42 – first I’m gonna take you asphalt surfing off the back of my F-150.
#38 – I wasn’t tryin to be smart ass, just noticed u were back on chattin that’s all….damn why so hostile?
Because love makes her angry.
@44 – Oh really? Not before I get all simian on your ass and throw feces at you first.
#35 – Is it true that semen stings if it catches you in the eye?
She’s just a breath away from being a welfare whore or some thug’s bitch.
You weren’t being a smart ass?