Rihanna still clubbing solo

March 27th, 2009 // 96 Comments

Seen here at Bar Delux last night, Rihanna has been hitting the clubs hard lately without Chris Brown anywhere in sight. Page Six reports:

The songstress was spotted at Nobu Wednesday night “smiling and flirting” with a group of guys, including Brody Jenner. “She was there having dinner. Her blond, female security guard was there the whole time,” said our spy. “Every time Rihanna would go to the bathroom, the guard would go with her. Every time someone came to the table, the bodyguard would stand up. She was like a female James Bond.” After the meal, Rihanna joined Jenner’s group. “She looked relaxed and happy, like Chris Brown was totally in the past.”

Yeesh. First, going back to Chris Brown (temporarily). Then the gun tattoo. Now hanging out with Brody Jenner? What’s next, Twittering? — Okay, too far. My bad. I shouldn’t be saying things I can’t take back.

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Comments (96)

  1. John McCain | March 27, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    I’d love to club all n i g g e r s.

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  2. Carl Sagan | March 27, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    So, in the last picture, the side shot – what planet is she from, again?

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  3. Rush Limbaugh | March 27, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    I like beating my meat to her and her music.

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  4. GuyHolly | March 27, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    Her body gaurd looks Hooottttttt.

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  5. mamamiasweetpeaches | March 27, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    “I dont want attention. Lemme go bra-less!”

    Last pic – ENEMY MINE?

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  6. timmy the dying boy | March 27, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    She’ll go home sometime when Chris is waiting, and the clubbing will continue.

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  7. Galtacticus | March 27, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    Where’s my babe!?

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  8. RichPort's Ghost | March 27, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    Brody Jenner? There a six foot pile of self loathing… he’ll hit that.

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  9. jojo | March 27, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    What is up with the effing shoulder pads?? nice skirt though

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  10. Darth | March 27, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    She isn’t clubbing solo because she’s with that woman in the back! Her nanny!?

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  11. D | March 27, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    Sweet peaches, she’s not going braless. The bra is “flesh colored” but clearly visible.

    I would have sex with her right here, right now.

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  12. Rough Daddy | March 27, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    Ohh the pain, Chris Brown will endure when this girl found a new man….

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  13. testing | March 27, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    she still looks like a chihuahua to me

    also “female james bond” since when does Bond need a bodyguard?

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  14. mike | March 27, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    Looks like there’s still quite a bit of swelling in her knees. And her forehead.

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  15. Gando | March 27, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    That woman in the back seems to enjoy her presence! Did Rihanna hire her to scratch her tattoos!?

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  16. agent | March 27, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    It’s a good move. She’s showing the public – and her fans in particular – that’s she’s recovered, doing well, and back to being a talentless alien-looking needlessly argumentative shallow spotlight-seeking bitch.

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  17. His Huge Greatness Himself | March 27, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    She’s quite longlegged! It’s always good to have somebody scratching you behind the ears!

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  18. Sauron | March 27, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    Is there still hope for me!??

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  19. jimmydean | March 27, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    Can she speak latin with her eyes closed? I can.

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  20. Blue Eyes | March 27, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    #1 someone needs to club your ignorant, racist a**!!!!! What happen to you as a child to become so hateful?

    Rhianna, just like the song says, “Live your life”. There will always be people out there talking shit. Let em, who the heck are they. People that feel the need to put there 2 cents in. SHAKE THEM HATERS OFF!!!!

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  21. Chris Brown | March 27, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    Imma turn dem Blue Eyes black.

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  22. GuyHolly | March 27, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    Ahhhhhhhhh, fuck, the Gumonmyboot is here.

    Reply
  23. Travis | March 27, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    Hey, Rihanna, if you’re back in the scene now, how about paying me a visit??!!! I’m in Connecticut.

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  24. Jrz | March 27, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Shake yer taters off? what?

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  25. Obama | March 27, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

    THAT HI YELLA RED BONE BYACH IZ FINE!

    MUST BE LIKE HITTIN A WHITE BITCH!

    O

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  26. krock | March 27, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    you’re going to hell … way sooner that you think. have fun!

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  27. RichPort's Ghost | March 27, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    #20 – “SHAKE THEM HATERS OFF!!!!”

    Is “HATERS” code for lice? If so, I agree.

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  28. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | March 27, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    Forget Rihanna, who is that damn fine azz blond female body guard with that orange gizmo in her pants. Gee baby shock me with yo luv.

    Reply
  29. miggs | March 27, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    I think it’s an instruction for how to finish at a urinal.

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  30. Jrz | March 27, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    FUCK! If you’re feeling a little full after lunch…take a looksee at this
    http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/27/zac-efron-is-not-as-clean-as-you-think/

    Reply
  31. ItsFullOfPoop | March 27, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    “Clubbing”?

    That’s quite the unfortunate word choice.

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  32. Jrz | March 27, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    I shook a hater off once. You see, it was very cold in Siberia that winter and….

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  33. Tom Cruise | March 27, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    I think Zac followed a cute guy into a public restroom, then afterward touched the tip of his penis, then put his finger in his ear.

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  34. S. L. Avery | March 27, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    Call me crazy but that little hot-tot is a cutie. A few centuries back and she’d be my prize house nigress. Its the Barbadians that are highly receptive to physical abuse that make the best damn pancakes…they respond to the threat severe floggings and sexual assault quite well.

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  35. Blue Eyes | March 27, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    #21- What a tuff guy!!!!!! Make you feel like a man??? What a dumb ass!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    #24- I see ur back.

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  36. Rick | March 27, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    Damn right she’s partying solo cuz Chris Brown will be in jail soon. haha.

    Apparently he has a new girlfriend already. Amazing.

    -Rick, Consultant: Adult Acne

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  37. Zanna | March 27, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    It makes sense a Walrus would be here. Warus eat fish.

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  38. Jrz | March 27, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Back? Bitch, I never left.

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  39. Thomas Jefferson | March 27, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    Wait wait wait wait wait….

    YOU LET THEM ALL GO FREE!?!?!?!

    Oh sweet Jesus….

    Reply
  40. Zanna | March 27, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    Hmmmmmmmmm.mmmmmmm *nods* Dat right..she never went nowheres.
    What up JRZ girl?

    Reply
  41. John Adams | March 27, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    Tell me that you didnt allow them to vote — errr

    ONE OF THEM IS PRESIDENT!?!?

    Is the national currency bananas???? Is rape an accepted past time? Have White Americans all decided to bathe in their own piss too?

    - J-Bone

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  42. SueMe | March 27, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    @1 I can tell you where you can meet me BITCH, and you’ll see just how simian in nature I can get.

    Reply
  43. Brian Greene | March 27, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    I’d write her name on my penis but her name is too long.

    Reply
  44. Robert Byrd | March 27, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    #42 – first I’m gonna take you asphalt surfing off the back of my F-150.

    Reply
  45. Blue Eyes | March 27, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    #38 – I wasn’t tryin to be smart ass, just noticed u were back on chattin that’s all….damn why so hostile?

    Reply
  46. hippie | March 27, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    Because love makes her angry.

    Reply
  47. SueMe | March 27, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    @44 – Oh really? Not before I get all simian on your ass and throw feces at you first.

    Reply
  48. RichPort's Ghost | March 27, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    #35 – Is it true that semen stings if it catches you in the eye?

    Reply
  49. Smarg | March 27, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    She’s just a breath away from being a welfare whore or some thug’s bitch.

    Reply
  50. Jrz | March 27, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    You weren’t being a smart ass?

    Reply

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