Rihanna steps out and other news

November 17th, 2009 // 84 Comments

- Ashley Greene tries to hijack New Moon premiere. [Lainey Gossip]

- Beyonce and Lady GaGa in “Video Phone.” [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kate Hudson denies A-Rod has a picture of himself as a centaur. (Read: It’s a minotaur.) [PopEater]

- Levi Johnston isn’t going full-frontal for Playgirl. [Just Jared]

- Nick Cannon better work quickly if he wants to finally consummate this thing. [Celebslam]

- Jessica Simpson only comes out under the cover of darkness. [PopSugar]

- Wilmer Valderrama likes ‘em pale and cokey. [ICYDK]

- Pamela Anderson shopping in what I assume is a towel. [Splash News]

- John Mayer hates his “tabloid image,” according to his Twitter/MySpace/viral video/Spotlight that reads “Hey, look at me! I’m John Mayer.” [Wonderwall]


  1. bill

    sher forehead is too big

  2. bill

    her forehead is too big


    waz up with that RAM style do??

  4. that crazy hair is making my penis soft

  5. quotas

    she looks like a shaved gorilla

  6. JN

    There are some real idiots on this site. People have been talking about her forehead since day one and how has it affected her? Not at all. She knows she’s a bad bitch and so do alla you. Now that’s what’s real, ya marks!

  7. richard

    gigantor forehead

  8. dang

    wow, look at her ape head

  9. Jizzy

    well, at least there is a lot of space to fire your load on. She’d be great for bukkake!!!

  10. The rug goes on the floor, not the body…

  11. What a talentless dumbass slut

    Oh for the love of mike. Enough already with the rihanna “I’m gonna dress sex-hay to get attention” pics. If ol’ shaved head wants to slut it up to get attention, she ought to just pull down her panties & start masturbating for the cameras. That’s about all the dumbass talentless twat is good for…

  12. minx

    When she, I quote, “took a risk” with her “Umbrella” haircut, it worked out great for her. But every risk she’s taken since then has been a complete fail. Now she just has the token disgusting ghetto woman hair.

    On a more positive note, Ashley Greene is looking hotter and hotter. She has surpassed Megan Fox, as far as I’m concerned.

  13. Needs more hairline, less forehead!

  14. Ram Punchington

    HOLY CRAP!!!

    There’s a picture of her where she’s NOT looking at her feet!!!

    That’s not a forehead, that’s an eight-head.

    Punchington Out

    ps Stupid Whore. There.

  15. Joh

    I can’t stand this stupid nasty wh*re and her sucky music.

  16. and no one noticed the cellulite…

  17. Valerie

    I noticed the cellulite. I’m shocked. Poor girl.

    Her singing SUCKS though, I have no idea why she’s famous!

  18. Tracy

    Her album is horrible.

  19. Dav

    She needs to sit her fat stinky a$$ down. She has to sell her body because her Cd is awful.

  20. Jabron

    No wonder Chris kicked her ass, look at dat cellulite!! Bitch please!

  21. Mel

    She looks like she has down syndrome.

  22. H1N1

    Where there is celeb news, there is ===Suga rloves+C0M’S backs drifting away!!!

  23. Posh


    She looks like a high priced hooker. Wow. How come she can’t dress classy?

  24. Posh

    Ok, just scrolled to pic #3. What is up with that!

  25. Posh

    Triple Post!

    I love her heels tho. That’d look hot with skinny jeans.

  26. C'mon!

    don’t worry about covering up the pussy, instead cover up that cellulite you stank ass whore

  27. Vince

    The only way she can sell her sh!t is to show her azz.

  28. meg

    you act as if you don’t even have a bit of cellulite. everyone has a little bit of cellulite

  29. Wait..

    Whoa… a bunch of animals in here. Why do people care if shes a whore?? its funny because everyone that talks smack about her is only feeding her celebrity status. Your all talking about her…but no ones talking about you.

  30. Sarah B

    Wow – you guys are pathetic. Saying horrible things about a person you don’t even know. And stop denying it, she’s hot. So, get a life and stop wasting your time putting this girl down. And Mr. Jabron, you have no balls.

    Who gives a shit – get your own life :)

  31. Cricket

    Put some moisturizer on those heels. They look ragged.

  32. Whoa that’s a bit too much cellulite there, hire a trainer and hit the stairmaster and do some lunges girl

  33. Damo

    She looks like something out of Fraggle Rock.

  34. TekMoney

    First of all let me get this out of the way: I would def bang the crap outta her. That said, she’s only like 21 years old and has a tall, slim frame… so how the hell did she get so much cellulite? This is like Misha Barton v.2. So bizarre. Also, I’m sorry, but the hair is absolutely hideous. Go back to the Umbrella cut and stop trying so damn hard to be a fashion icon/trend setter.

  35. Jinx


    She’s 21. Cellulite at 21? LOL ok


    If by hot you mean, showcasing your nipples & cellulite legs 24/7, then YES! By zeus, she’s the hottest woman eva.

  36. proof

    @#36 – yeah, she’s 21 but she has cellulite. proof is in the picture – 3rd picture. Maybe you skipped looking at that one? I mean duh. she’s gorgeous and has great style but yes, the girl has cellulite. sorry to bust on your girl crush.

  37. Jinx

    #37. No girl crush. 29 was saying how every1 has cellulite. I just commented sarcastically that girls at 21 shouldn’t have cellulite.

    And, she has horrible style. Garbage.

  38. Big Fan

    maybe she would look better if chris beat her ass again

  39. Such a nice post! She is looking really awesome . Specially when she is trying to hide something from people. Really very sexy.

  40. Me

    Urban Dictionary definition of rihanna:

    Proof that the music industry is no longer a raw, gifted talent extruder. More like a money sucking, take-a-quasi-supermodel chick-between-the-ages of 12-21-sex her up-record her horrible voice-and-use state-of-the-art equipment to alter her voice into sounding like pre-21st century Whitney Houston-Shoot a video of her masturbating-and-force youth to buy the album through brainwashing promotion-mechanism.

    …’nuff said

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  42. Sam

    #18 Valerie: “Her singing SUCKS though, I have no idea why she’s famous!”

    I think #41 answered that question already. The music business today isn’t about talent, skill, or even good songs. It’s about marketing, and pushing whatever calculated shit the record company comes up with, down kids throats. And the kids buy it, “because it’s hot”. There’s no other explanation why this trifecta of evil is rich and famous: Hannah Montana – Soulja Boy – Katy Perry.

  43. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Lookin like the crack whore she is………..

  44. She is looking really awesome . Specially when she is trying to hide his body from people. Really very sexy.


  45. Steve O

    ” 36. Jinx – November 17, 2009 11:19 PM


    She’s 21. Cellulite at 21? LOL ok


    If by hot you mean, showcasing your nipples & cellulite legs 24/7, then YES! By zeus, she’s the hottest woman eva.

    Hotter than you’ll ever get close to…and I dont care if shes got cellulite or not, she still looks good- to say her body sucks is to show you’re either ignorant or jealous. Ohhh booohooooo she has some cellulite when shes bent over in an uncompromising position, damn her….shes a fucking performer, not a supermodel….and 80% of you idiots bashing her would fuck her in about 2 seconds flat.

    Stop trying to sound like your even remotely selective. Bashing her for not having a perfect bod or because you dont like her music? Stick to the cast of the Hills who have absolutely no purpose in life and are there for the critiquing. You wont, though…..you’ll try and bash me, and talk about how her music sucks because you arent a fan of it, while your fat ass munches on your Oreos and Hoo Hoos, washing it down w a nice big glass of lard. Keep bashing, piglets.

  46. Rough don't dance

    What in the world?

    Well there you go! just because youre skinny, it doesnt mean your job is done.

    Who do I blame for this here, the high resolution camera or someone’s treating the stair-master as if Chris Brown was attending the same club.

    Somone’s sending poor messages to “young girls”…

  47. bmose

    Looks like Pam’s left nip sprung a leak.

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