Rihanna sex tape clip leaked online

So, a sex tape supposedly featuring Rihanna was just sent my way. It looks suspiciously like the nude photos from a month ago which is why I’m 90% positive it’s not her. Also, I’m pretty sure Rihanna wouldn’t go the tired night vision route, and at the very least, Jay-Z would be in the background drinking champagne out of a golden sneaker like he’s interested but could just as easily make a sandwich.

NOTE: Video is super-NSFW and possibly not even Rihanna, but then again, you needed an excuse to update your resume anyway.

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