Rihanna gets abused again

May 5th, 2009 // 69 Comments

Rihanna made her first red carpet appearance last night at the annual Met Gala benefit and, wow, what in the fuck? This is almost worse than what Chris Brown did to her. But with clothes. Is she supposed to look like James Bond with shoulder cancer or are those butterfly wings? I doubt anyone even knows.

EDIT: Added pics of Rihanna clubbing after the gala while still wearing her outfit. Except minus the tie because, clearly, that’s what was ridiculous here.

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  1. sid

    SHE WANTS TO LOOK LIKE LADY GAGA….. BUT FAILED

  2. Peanut

    I think what tops it off are the biker gloves.

    The jacket and bowtie say “I’m going for a theme.” (Albeit a retarded one)
    The added gloves say “I have no idea what I’m doing.”

  3. Peanut

    I think what tops it off are the biker gloves.

    The jacket and bowtie say “I’m going for a theme.” (Albeit a retarded one)
    The added gloves say “I have no idea what I’m doing.”

  4. lola

    She looks ridiculous, but that makeup makes her face look gorgeous :)

  5. mmmmmMMMMmmmmm

    Dude, seriously, she is so damned hot. Her lips are super humanly sexy. And, as was mentioned it was a COSTUME gala. Also, too soon on the abuse joke. why don’t we throw in a jab at Dom Deluise too? Asshat.

  6. soren

    I keep feeling like I’m watching a live action clip of the next final fantasy game.

    Where is her large bionic gun-arm? I bet it’s inside the tux.

  7. spike

    Oh, it’s Costume Day EVERY DAY she steps out of her home. Very pretty girl, but somebody needs to kill her stylist, if she has one.

  8. This is why the fucking man Kiefer head butts fashion designers.

    It doesn’t matter whether they are physically shoving them around, or telling them how “fabulous” they look in their latest cockamamie taffeta monstrosity, you abuse women in front of a hero like that, and you’re gonna need medical attention.

  9. This is why the fucking man Kiefer head butts fashion designers.

    It doesn’t matter whether they are physically shoving them around, or telling them how “fabulous” they look in their latest cockamamie taffeta monstrosity, you abuse women in front of a hero like that, and you’re gonna need medical attention.

  10. Yeah, this is a lot better than those revealing low cut mini-dresses she used to wear.
    Looks like she kicked it up Rush Limbaugh style at the club.

  11. RichPort's Ghost

    Looks like one of those cute little monkeys dressed in a tuxedo who follows around an organ grinder. Get it, the little monkey is an “organ grinder”.

    And by organ grinder, I mean dumb black bitch.

  12. ARTOFWAR

    Friends don’t let friends, get dressed while drunk….ARTOFWAR.

  13. ARTOFWAR

    Friends don’t let friends, get dressed while drunk….ARTOFWAR.

  14. BrandiLye

    Oh, please. It looks like she’s telling herself to grin and bear it. Same look she has in 80% of her pics.

  15. BrandiLye

    @ 61: Someone has already beat the living crap out of you, yet you still talk smack. Tsk Tsk.

  16. Kels

    I’m pretty sure there’s a difference between a cool, edgy outfit that would be appropriate to wear to an event like this and an outfit that just looks fucking rediculous. This one is just fucking rediculous.

  17. Skippy

    This is why bitches get slapped, for being fucken retarded and acting the douche

  18. s0fa

    even though it’s the costume gala and everyone is wearing couture clothes, I don’t like what Rihanna is wearing. I liked madonna’s outfit but it looked horrible on her and her hair is disgusting. fail

  19. RMUTT

    She looks like a black Sean Young in Bladerunner, pew

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