Rihanna gets abused again

May 5th, 2009 // 69 Comments

Rihanna made her first red carpet appearance last night at the annual Met Gala benefit and, wow, what in the fuck? This is almost worse than what Chris Brown did to her. But with clothes. Is she supposed to look like James Bond with shoulder cancer or are those butterfly wings? I doubt anyone even knows.

EDIT: Added pics of Rihanna clubbing after the gala while still wearing her outfit. Except minus the tie because, clearly, that’s what was ridiculous here.

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Comments (69)

  1. pappy smeary | May 5, 2009 at 10:09 am

    can somebody please smack this bitch?

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  2. 1st? | May 5, 2009 at 10:09 am

    iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihw

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  3. Morgan | May 5, 2009 at 10:09 am

    FIRST! I think she looks fine. Give her a break.

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  4. AwwwWTF? | May 5, 2009 at 10:13 am

    Looks like she’s been swallowed by a giant bat.

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  5. JT | May 5, 2009 at 10:13 am

    too soon asshole.

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  6. Van | May 5, 2009 at 10:15 am

    What’s with the gloves?

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  7. meee | May 5, 2009 at 10:16 am

    don’t celebrities have friends who say “hey, what the fuck are you wearing?” before they leave the house?

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  8. joejoe | May 5, 2009 at 10:17 am

    She could probably get airborne with a good head-wind and a running start…

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  9. joejoe | May 5, 2009 at 10:18 am

    She could probably get airborne with a good head-wind and a running start…

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  10. Whogivesafuck | May 5, 2009 at 10:18 am

    I’d rail her!!

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  11. lizzy | May 5, 2009 at 10:18 am

    her outfit is a little over the top, but that’s because she attended the met institute COSTUME gala.

    besides, look at her face, it’s flawless. she is really beautiful.

    and her hair looks incredible. wow.

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  12. joejoe | May 5, 2009 at 10:19 am

    She could probably get airborne with a good head-wind and a running start…

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  13. joejoe | May 5, 2009 at 10:21 am

    She could probably get airborne with a good head-wind and a running start…

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  14. Donkey Raping Shit Eaters | May 5, 2009 at 10:25 am

    One more time, joejoe. Come on, you can do it.

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  15. Gyney | May 5, 2009 at 10:25 am

    Holy hell batgirl. She looks like a douche. How can she possibly look in the mirror before she walks out the door and say “yep. this is hot”. She looks like she has a deformed siamese twin on each shoulder

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  16. kitty says | May 5, 2009 at 10:27 am

    Her face is flawless, but yeah “James Bond with shoulder cancer” pretty much sums up the outfit :D
    What were you thinking RiRi?

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  17. the world according to ROUGH! | May 5, 2009 at 10:30 am

    hehe! therapy pads, shoulders to cry on…

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  18. nICK | May 5, 2009 at 10:32 am

    She looks so serious, like she’s not in on the joke her designer played on her.

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  19. DeeplySuperficialGal | May 5, 2009 at 10:36 am

    Its kind of Prince/ Sheena Easton/ Michael Jackson retro.

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  20. Crazy Oldie | May 5, 2009 at 10:49 am

    I give her respect for actually going out in public wearing this…however, it would have been better for her case if she wore that suit to court…then she can show how retarded she has become after her beat down from CB

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  21. Sport | May 5, 2009 at 10:56 am

    Nice gloves – did she bike to the event?

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  22. the world according to ROUGH! | May 5, 2009 at 10:59 am

    The victor/victoria outfit wouldve look stunning without the silly pads!

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  23. Live in the Now | May 5, 2009 at 11:02 am

    The big football player shoulders went out of style in the 80s and I hope it stays this way.

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  24. Mia | May 5, 2009 at 11:03 am

    #13

    lol!

    Good one!

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  25. spamfighter | May 5, 2009 at 11:15 am

    Pic #9 speaks to me with serious cameltoe action

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  26. Angie | May 5, 2009 at 11:21 am

    (818) 590-8302

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  27. Angie | May 5, 2009 at 11:22 am

    (818) 590-8302

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  28. alexa | May 5, 2009 at 11:26 am

    I love her.
    But I feel like this is just to offset her thick legs.

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  29. Alexis | May 5, 2009 at 11:27 am

    OHHH MG… WOW!!! Seriously, I have to say it…. LEAVE RIRI ALONE!!! Ok, sorry, had to!! Ok, ya the outfit is a little crazy, but at least she’s out there and doing her thing!! I think it would suck if she wasn’t out!!! Anyway, I love the outfit!! Not sure I’d be brave enough to wear it thought! =P

    Alex – Professional Cutie
    http://www.mioamoredesign.com

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  30. the world according to ROUGH! | May 5, 2009 at 11:27 am

    Its illegal to publish someones phone #, just because they banged your boyfriend!

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  31. RichPort's Ghost | May 5, 2009 at 11:28 am

    Either Tim Burton is somewhere smiling and whacking off, or Missy Elliot is about to film a new video…

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  32. Captain Claudius | May 5, 2009 at 11:28 am

    Horsh.

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  33. Megan | May 5, 2009 at 11:39 am

    She looks like she just stepped out of a Final Fantasy game.

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  34. office | May 5, 2009 at 11:49 am

    i dunno, it’s ridiculous, but kinda cool. she looks like prince.

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  35. lucci | May 5, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    @34 – indeed, she looks like prince / mc hammer combo.

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  36. lily white | May 5, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    She is so tall and sexy.I have never seen again.I know a place you can date with such girls.
    *** Seekingtall.com *** which I have joined.­ I think it is interesting and you will like it.

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  37. Michelle | May 5, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    When you don’t have taste, you just don’t have taste.

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  38. stepy | May 5, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    She looks cute. The shoulders on the jacket could have been sharper with less gathering but overall it’s a pleasure to see someone taking a fashion risk. I think that Madonna’s outfit was horrible because it did nothing for her figure – not even close to being age appropriate. you GO Ri Ri – kill em with cuteness.

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  39. Kristin | May 5, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    kina look like adam lambert with a tan. OMG how do i know that name :(

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  40. Kristin | May 5, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    kina look like adam lambert with a tan. OMG how do i know that name :(

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  41. The Observer | May 5, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    I totally forgive Chris Brown. Nobody should be allowed to dress like that and not be beaten.

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  42. Sam Ronson | May 5, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    I’ve rubbed my moist hairy twat all over every square inch of that fem dyke’s body. She’s with me now, she’s got my stickum all over black body.

    First Lindsay, and now this black fem dyke. Go me!

    S. R.

    P.S. I sat down on her face and peed in her mouth. She swallowed every golden drop, like a good girl should.

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  43. Sam Ronson | May 5, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    Rihanna no longer cares for men. Chris Brown cured her of that. She’s all about the hairy clam now, mine in particular.

    S. R.

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  44. Isn't that.... | May 5, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    She looks like that Adam dude from American Idol

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  45. OH GOD | May 5, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    She looks like an amazing late ’80s CGI sex robot.

    Fucking love the gloves.

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  46. Maomao | May 5, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Wow. When did Rihanna turn into a pop princess robot woman?

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  47. Dr. Funkenstein | May 5, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    Perhaps she’s trying to bring back the Klaus Nomi thing

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  48. Denise | May 5, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Does she remind anyone else of the black tap dancing twins in Girls Just Want To Have Fun? Specifically the mirror dance in the finale of the movie?

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  49. Jonny | May 5, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    Am I the only one who thinks this bitch is ugly as hell…she looks like a bull dyke mixed with a skunk mixed with michael jackson you fools are drooling and saying she is absolutely perfect? based on what? your attraction to big forehead ball nosed cross dressers.. and judging by her bikini shots this girl would feel like a man in the sack…no thanks

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  50. Mai Tai | May 5, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    Actually, it’s a pretty smart PR move because people are focusing more on her crazy outfit than the CB drama. Duh.

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