Rihanna in a bikini

December 28th, 2009 // 101 Comments

Here’s Rihanna in Barbados over the weekend and I had no idea her ass is a goddamn epic battle between “Just the Right Amount of Ghetto” and “Jennifer Love Hewitt.” But I’m here to help.

*picks up broadsword*

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!

Photos: Mavrix
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  1. whaaaa?

    Since when do black people go to the bitch?

  2. whaaaa?

    Since when do black people go to the bitch?

  3. good god

    jesus christ, # 52. she’s from barbados, you idiot! there are some fucking morons on this site.

  4. Annie

    @33 You sound creepy.

  5. Boogeyman King Dong

    You can tell that this post is tryna to bring mo nuance in the Beyonce and Tyra girl booty line.What’s da fat whitey doing in these pics?!

  6. Darth

    I’m almost getting taste in rice and peas and sweet potatoes!

  7. Her face is squashed like one of those horrible Pekinese cats.

  8. Duke Nukem

    Not bad, but as Fish said, she’s really borderline. She’s too tiny up top to justify such a huge pooper. Classic pear shape. Still do-able, but she’d look better 15lbs lighter.

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  10. Rhialto

    Is there any okra recipe available?!

  11. Nero

    She has clearly outgrown this childhood ballet dress of hers.

  12. v tard

    why? why this hideous choice of swimwear?

    if you’re feeling shy or are afraid to over-excite your young male cousins, go for a flat-toned low-hip one-piece or maybe a desexualizing sporty tank-top/boy-short combo.

  13. pimp

    i’d eat that ass so hard my tonsils would get in there…

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  15. sexy sista workin it

  16. Rihanna is both a very talented and very beautiful young woman. After all her troubles in 2009, I hope she has a more settled and very successful 2010.
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  17. Rihanna looks stunning in a bikini. The photo quality should be more sharper.

  18. hoodfellaz

    sweet little pooper

    if she does any cake farts i would eat the cake after.

  19. cc

    Give me 20 minutes in a shopping mall around here and I will find a better looking black girl. And she’ll probably be less trashy too.

  20. Shozie

    Ugly Whore. Giant Forehead

  21. She's a RETARD

    Can’t sing without autotune. No tits. Kinda chunky ass. Aunt gemima doo rag on her head, a fug face & a sloping forehead. And STUPID; actually borderline retarded. Go ahead, you can have this black shitney spears; I know of 5 normal women that are a lot more attractive than this wannabe…

  22. oh please

    ever notice that there are only ‘debates’ about really hot, healthy girls being ‘fat’ or not? go to coco’s photos, and everyone is singing her praises and defending her. all positive on fran dresher (and she does look fine – not flawless like rhianna, but fine). but here, we have a perfectly healthy female, with probably an ideal body fat percentage, a nice amount of muscle, and gorgeous natural proportions…and we have whiners all over saying how she will get fat or that she is thick. nothing to debate here. may not be your type, but there is nothing to pick apart. same goes for that austrailian model the other day – incredibly hot, damn near perfect, and people fight about her ‘love handles.’ what it comes down to, is women seeing and relating to the imperfections in more ‘average’ but still decent women, they feel they can afford them the compliments as its not giving satisfaction to someone ‘above’ them. they have heard their husbands/boyfriends/male friends or coworkers drool over super hot women like rihanna and they need to find a flaw, to ‘bring the woman down a notch.’ the old ‘see, she isn’t perfect either! i have better um….ummm…ANKLES than her!’ AND the same foes for the men – they see women like the ones they are sleeping with and either ignore it or say its ‘fine.’ they see women hotter or more toned or with better proportions than the women they sleep with and they feel the need to pick it apart to justify the imperfection in their own partners. its like ‘well, i wouldn’t want rihanna’s fat ass…because its…fat! its too big!’ but really, the ass the bang every night is probably larger. or they get some sick power trip off picking apart women’s bodies. women who are too hot and rich to care and will never see what they say. either way!

  23. Grazie mille! Questo articolo, me lo faccia sapere un sacco di cose che prima non ho capito!

  24. Really rihanna is looking stunning in bikini. She has got very nice figure. Truly awesome I must say. Thanks.

  25. Justsaying

    Ghetto fat porch monkey is posing for this picture-trying to sell her shitty Cd.

  26. any guy

    any guy that wouldn’t take a body like that to bed is GAY GAY GAY.

  27. Tosha

    We all know this is a photo opt for this fake ho-ho.

  28. richard

    monkey

  29. sarah

    you can tell how hot riri really is just by pic 10, since she’s standing next to coco

  30. rihanna can't sing either

    What we see here is a brown egg in a pink tutu.

  31. gigi

    whoa thanx for the war & peace comment #72…. OK so is this new news? Rihanna has always been bottom heavy… this is just a lame bathing suit. Her body works for her… if she loses weight her face & upper body becomes hard & angular/ the way she is now, she’s soft & feminine all over… basic pear body-type rules. Who cares? Thank goodness there’s no weird cellulite rippling all over the place – her skin is amazing….

  32. Herpes Central

    I heard about her having herpes. I saw the photos online with the herpes sores on her face. FOLKS, Herpes Rhinna is no longer hot.

  33. Aunt JEMIMMA

    She looks lIke Aunt Jemimma with that stupid headband. She is way overrated.

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  35. whatever

    Any time an african american woman is posted on this site all the teenage white boys get scared and start hating. You couldn’t handle that if your life depended on it, your intimidated and that is why all of the negative racist comments are made. When a scrawny pasty white chick with no personality that looks as stale as a leftover bagel is posted yall flip your shit. if you ever have the chance to lay with a black women with a body as perfect as that you know you wouldn’t pass it up. people think all black women have had ample sex with black men and most assume that all black men have above average penis sizes thus black women have a comproble vaginal cavity and a shriveled pink dick could never do the job thus the white man automatically feels inferior and rejected and why you all hate on black women. just a theory… but considering the next comment after this will be some racist babble, I just proved my point.

  36. Lol@85

    #85 That is some analysis! Lol!

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  38. NORAD

    That is quite a delectable rump. Any guy who says they wouldn’t hit it is queerer than a three dollar bill.

    …which is ironic because being gay also involves ass. Funny how that works out.

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  41. Ryan

    A little thicker than we expected? Sure. Doesn’t mean I wouldn’t bend it over and pump a load into her.

  42. I am white and have an ass just like that. I am well poportioned and love the way I look. TALL, THICK AND SEXY!

  43. RACHEL

    I know plenty of white girls with an ass like that and no cottage cheese. I’m white and pear shaped myself, not a dimple in sight. Us white girls aren’t made like the old days, most of us DO have nice round fatties, so check yourself.

  44. Tina

    The ones who are saying things like she is a fat ghetto porch monkey and monkey, that’s what a BLUE EYED SWINE WOULD say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s what artist do to sell their cds.She’s a beatiful young woman., who’s record sales are up! STOP THE HATING coming in 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grow up, weather we like it or not we have to live in this life together!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. coolio

    wan’t she one of michael vicxk’s dogs?

  46. coolio

    what is with tha face? she look like she fell offa ruck with that big-ol head and tht dum expression

  47. coolio

    why she stickin her finger in her beehind? she a dirty girl sniffin her own butt-eww

  48. Picky1

    Nice bikini, okay bod, but ugly as a mud fence and the IQ of a toad. I’d blast her in the chops too if she started running her suckhole.

  49. Any guy who says they wouldn’t hit it is queerer than a three dollar bill

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