Here’s Rihanna in Barbados over the weekend and I had no idea her ass is a goddamn epic battle between “Just the Right Amount of Ghetto” and “Jennifer Love Hewitt.” But I’m here to help.
*picks up broadsword*
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!
Photos: Mavrix
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HAyzues | December 28, 2009 at 12:07 pm
DAMMMMMM..!!!
Will I Am | December 28, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Nice cocoa puffs.
shusha | December 28, 2009 at 12:07 pm
She has a great body but fug face.
Caleb | December 28, 2009 at 12:12 pm
I think she’s very attractive, despite the floofy pink thing.
spicey | December 28, 2009 at 12:25 pm
i’d say just the right amount of ghetto. i envy the way black women can have such bangin curves. ahh
j-sin | December 28, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Of course, the black chick MUST be ghetto.
Natalia | December 28, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Eu comia.
gen | December 28, 2009 at 12:31 pm
@7
Ghetto culture is where the glorification of big butts came from. He’s not saying she’s ghetto. Obviously, she’s not ghetto, she’s from Barbados.
spicy | December 28, 2009 at 12:34 pm
correct, and if any white girl tried to pull off an ass like that it would be filled with cottage cheese and horror.
ANON | December 28, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Perfection right there. Look at that ass
jiz | December 28, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Damn!!! Suddenly I’m a Rihanna fan!!
Narcissist | December 28, 2009 at 12:42 pm
What are the spots on her neck? Reminds me of Alien Nation.
Ah, I see. Shitty star tattoos where her old hairstyle should be:
http://www.style-hair-magazine.com/rihannahairstyles.html
I'd hit it raw! | December 28, 2009 at 12:46 pm
I’d hit it raw!
danny | December 28, 2009 at 12:47 pm
She’s so fine I’d drink her _daddy’s_ bath water.
I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen her unshod feet. Need to see more.
mamamiasweetpeaches | December 28, 2009 at 12:48 pm
somewhere theres a pissed off naked 7 year old girl on that beach
really?! A pink frilly skirty-bikini on a grown woman?????
Joe Mahma | December 28, 2009 at 12:48 pm
I-DON’T-CARE
Rough night long | December 28, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Oh boy! Is this the part where I block shes infested with cold sores (claim by a crazy bitch) on her cajones out of my mind and dive into that head first?
rrc | December 28, 2009 at 12:51 pm
butterface…wtf is up with her 14 inch forehead.
Ted Kennedys tumor | December 28, 2009 at 1:04 pm
This is the type of thing that will get me through my second tour in Iraq. Nice ass girl!
Ted Kennedys tumor | December 28, 2009 at 1:08 pm
This is the type of thing that will get me through my second tour in Iraq. Nice ass girl!
Boogeyman King Dong | December 28, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Who da booty girl!?
Dubossdj | December 28, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Matt Kemp didn’t make the trip with her? Looking at that ass I’m jealous Kemp gets that. Go Dodgers!
venuto | December 28, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Wow. Every other celeb tries so hard to look sexy, and she wakes up looking unbelievably hot. Puts everyone else to shame without even trying.
gotmilk? | December 28, 2009 at 1:38 pm
nice cankles!
frankiestage | December 28, 2009 at 1:39 pm
What’s up with this chick? Why the need to be “out there” every day? I think she’s still dreaming about Chris. Anyway, an OK bod. She’s gonna have trouble keeping the fat off though by the time she reaches her 30s. By then she’ll need to really balance her caloric intake with a good excercise regiman.
Sport | December 28, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Diva. Meh.
you have your opinion and I HAVE MINE! | December 28, 2009 at 2:06 pm
@25..you’re delusional. chick is in barbados spending time with her family. and ‘ok bod???’ riri has the right amount of thickness to be called thick but not fat, a sexy ass and flat stomach. chick is HOT! why do i have a feeling that you’re a fat chick trying to make yourself feel better.
oh and ps. MOST WOMEN in their 30′s and upward start having trouble with their weight. metabolism slows down. its part of life.
camel | December 28, 2009 at 2:09 pm
shes so gross. she looks like shes wearing a cheap neon stripper outfit and i hate those ugly headband things shes wearing. her body isn’t awful but honestly what is special about it at all?
nice orange dyke hair cut. she needs to get beat a little harder next time.
Angie | December 28, 2009 at 2:19 pm
FAT!! NEXT!!
Fancy Bitch | December 28, 2009 at 2:36 pm
She’s got an amazing body!
truth doctor | December 28, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I like the War update reference. Don’t forget your targe.
anonymoustache | December 28, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Yep, that’s what pear-shaped looks like. Could her thighs and knees be any thicker? Thanks for the grossout. Lost my appetite completely.
frankiestage | December 28, 2009 at 2:58 pm
@ 27: Yeah she’s in Barbados with family, but she’s obviously posing for the paparazzi. Look at what others in some of the shots are wearing, and look at what Rihanna is wearing. She chose what she chose to wear because she knew it would get the distribution it’s getting. And you said Rihanna “has the right amount of thickness to be called thick but not fat….” Well guess what comes next on the informal “body type” scale after “thick.” Fat. And she’ll be there probably well before 30. And that’s why, IMO, her body right now is nothing spectacular, but OK. And no, I’m not a fat female. I’m a male with a healthy BMI.
Karl the Klansman | December 28, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Damn…. that negro wench has got a big-assed chin
Deacon Jones | December 28, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Ugh.
I can only imagine what the overpowering smell of fresh dogshit / burnt rubber is like when she’s done doggy style if she’s anything like her “sistas”
B | December 28, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Lolz, so weird never really expected this kinda bikini from her…she looks good anywhoo!
xx
http://www.svalbardsempress.blogspot.com
http://www.popduds.com/ | December 28, 2009 at 3:08 pm
HERPIES!! HERPIES!!
quake | December 28, 2009 at 3:51 pm
I’d hit it but it’s already been hit.. several times.
Eureka! | December 28, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Her head is too small for her body.
weirdo | December 28, 2009 at 3:52 pm
I’d ram my tongue as far as I could into that round mound of brown!
Marc Harty | December 28, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Great Pics! I don’t know what’s up with her facial expressions though…She seems pissed or something.
nick | December 28, 2009 at 4:06 pm
she looks like prince with that mad-cut… plus that ass is fat
pen15 president | December 28, 2009 at 4:11 pm
i would have beat this dumb bitch up also
GeorgeWBush | December 28, 2009 at 4:20 pm
@3 shusha
AGREE with you; she must have a serious team of MUA taking care of her before she makes any kind of appearance.
Drew | December 28, 2009 at 4:22 pm
I won’t say she’s ugly, but she definitely does nothing for me.
Piedra | December 28, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Great Pics she looks nice
dude! | December 28, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Gee, what brand of cell phone was the pap using for these pictures anyway?
unklepete | December 28, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Where is shy Ronnie?
Donnie Brassballs | December 28, 2009 at 5:05 pm
I would be honored to hit that and I get the feeling she wouldn’t require condoms.
Josh | December 28, 2009 at 5:22 pm
This bitch is ugly and made Chris Brown beat her to get publicity. Seriously, how many people had even heard of her before she got her stupid looking ass beat? I sure as shit didn’t know who she was, wish I still didn’t!