Rihanna: ‘I felt like Britney Spears’

November 4th, 2009 // 37 Comments

Rihanna opens up to Glamour about the days after the night Chris Brown brutally beat her after a Pre-Grammys party in February:

It has taught me so much. I felt like I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears. That was the level of media chaos that happened the next day. It was like, What, there are helicopters circling my house? There are 100 people in my cul-de-sac? What do you mean, I can’t go back home?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look, I understand that an abusive experience like this does a number on a woman’s self-esteem. You start to think “Did I deserve this? Is this my fault?” which is a completely normal reaction even though the answer to both is an emphatic “no.” But equating yourself to Britney Spears? I can’t even fahtom going to a place that dark. Damn you, Chris Brown! Damn you to hell!

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Comments (37)

  1. Nick | November 4, 2009 at 11:49 am

    She will never be as infamous as Britney Spears

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  2. McBiff | November 4, 2009 at 11:50 am

    Nah you were never as popular

    Reply
  3. mean person | November 4, 2009 at 11:53 am

    I am going to put it out there…she is odd looking from haircut to her webbed feet.

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  4. Natalie | November 4, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    What the hell is she wearing? I’ve never understood why it is acceptable to wear a bustier as a shirt. Especially one that so obviously just looks like a plain bra.

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  5. FACE | November 4, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    This beech is famous foe getting her ass whipped – nothing else. I am sick of it.

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  6. Jon | November 4, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    Nice boobage.

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  7. kitty | November 4, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    that outfit is not attractive in the least

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  8. Jon | November 4, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    Anything that showcases the tata’s will appeal to at least 50% of the population. So it can’t be that bad.

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  9. TopTwitsBlog | November 4, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    Worst dream ever.

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  10. Sportsdvl | November 4, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    Without the “incident” most of us would have absolutely zero idea who she was. She knows that beating was the best thing to ever happen to her career.

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  11. Dave | November 4, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    In the interest of science, I would voluntarily feel her to verify if her perception of Ms. Spears is correct.

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  12. Stef | November 4, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    It could be worse…she could have woken up looking like Britney Spears.

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  13. IKE | November 4, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    Is this at Mardi Gras??
    I got some beads for ya Rihanna!!

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  14. Randal(l) | November 4, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    I get that same feeling. Why, just this morning I woke up naked in a haze with cheetos dust all over my face, and an empty bucket of KFC placed over my junk.

    Randal(l)

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  15. mamamiasweetpeaches | November 4, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    “It has taught me so much……”

    Yeah. like, DONT HIT A MAN. HE MAY JUST HIT YOU BACK.

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  16. richard | November 4, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    fugly, terrible music, next!

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  17. Christina | November 4, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    #10- Are you fucking kidding me? Rihanna has had TONS of hits in only a few years and since the Chris Brown incident I don’t think she’s done much as far as her career goes. I mean, she has a new album coming out but she hasn’t been releasing tons of singles. She was already a huge success. Not saying I particularly like her music, but you can’t deny her success as a musician prior to this shit. Just because she appeals to a specific audience (young) doesn’t mean no one has heard of her. Maybe you only heard of her with this shit but she’s been damn successful for several years. And to act like her being fucking beaten has any positives is fucking disgusting.

    I’m glad that, despite the constant objectification and sexualization on this site, the writer at least sometimes makes serious statements about serious issues, like that abused women are NOT at fault for what happens to them.

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  18. blue hosting | November 4, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    Let the music do the talking. please.

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  19. All Women Stalker | November 4, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    Necklaces are blouses now? Huh.

    -meream

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  20. um | November 4, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    @17

    This writer is actually a good guy. He loves women. HE doesn’t verbally abuse them. But don’t go to Drunken Stepfather, whatever you do.

    Reply
  21. dude | November 4, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    Rihanna, release your sex tape or stfu

    Reply
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  23. bmose | November 4, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    Looks like Mr T had a yard sale.

    Reply
  24. Laura | November 4, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    fahtom…. you mean fathom?

    Reply
  25. Camera Bags | November 4, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    “people can learn from that”? She was holed up at Diddy’s with her attacker in the days following her beating! How is that an example to follow?

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  26. Black Girls Adult Video Chat | November 4, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    shes looking pretty hot, but i think she needs a couple more necklaces!!

    Reply
  27. danny | November 4, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    @3 : does she really have webbed feet? Cuz I’ve often wondered why she’s always wearing klunky footwear: I assumed she had ugly feets. Too bad, she’s very attractive otherwise.

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  28. danny | November 4, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    @3 : does she really have webbed feet? Cuz I’ve often wondered why she’s always wearing clunky footwear: I assumed she had ugly feets. Too bad, she’s very attractive otherwise.

    Reply
  29. danny | November 4, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    @3 : does she really have webbed feet? Cuz I’ve often wondered why she’s always wearing clunky footwear: I assumed she had ugly feets. Too bad, she’s very attractive otherwise.

    Reply
  30. Christina | November 5, 2009 at 12:43 am

    @#20- Yeah, I know, Drunken Stepfather fucking sucks. I went there once and it was so fucked up. It’s just some bitter pathetic guy verbally abusing women for doing nothing terrible things like grabbing a coffee or going for a walk. It isn’t funny, it serves no purpose, and it just fucking sucks. I wish this site would stop linking to it.

    Reply
  31. Kangaroo | November 5, 2009 at 10:40 am

    She’s not hot at all. Looks like half the women i see at Walmart.

    Reply
  32. Ricard | November 5, 2009 at 11:27 am

    “Look, I understand that an abusive experience like this does a number on a woman’s self-esteem. You start to think “Did I deserve this? Is this my fault?” which is a completely normal reaction even though the answer to both is an emphatic “YES”. ”

    There, corrected it for you.

    Reply
  33. MattCollins | November 5, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    It’s actually spelled “fathom”

    Reply
  34. Tee | November 5, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    If Ray Charles and Mr. T had a baby, it would like this piece of trash.

    Reply
  35. majeeda | November 17, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    I just wish she would go away! why she wait so late to go on 20/20
    I don`t like her anymore

    Reply
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    China wholesale

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  37. micro sd card | May 28, 2010 at 1:30 am

    Yes, I know, sucks Damned drunken stepfather. I went there once and it was so fucked up. This is just some bitter pathetic nothing orally grabbing a coffee or going for a walk to things like the horrible guy abusing women. It’s not funny, it serves no purpose, and it is just useless crap. I wish this site would stop linking to it.

    Reply

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