Rihanna hearts guns

March 26th, 2009 // 163 Comments

Rihanna recently got a new tattoo from tattoo-artist BangBang who posted the above pics onMySpace. She originally planned to get two guns on her arms, but decided to go with just one on her ribcage and not piss off CoverGirl. I guess the gun is to scare away Chris Brown? Who knows? Hopefully, it doesn’t backfire and give him any ideas. “Oh, yeah.. a gun! Ha ha, why didn’t I think of that? Be right back!”

EDIT: Added some of BangBang’s previous work on Rihanna. For, uh, research. Yeah.

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  1. Jesse

    The weird thing is that she’s considered “classy” in her subculture (the gorillini).

  2. John McCain

    “She should move to Arizona where I live”

    umm…ya know, even I know enough to not say that to black people.

  3. hendero

    Nice guns!

  4. #45 – Well, priests like pricks…

  5. sin

    A gun? Is she that damned stupid? Oh, wait, she is that stupid. Now she has put Chris Brown on notice that she may be carring a gun,that stupid guy will start to carry one also. So the next time we hear about a fight of theirs, someone will be dead. Hmmm….Not a bad idea.

  6. CowGirl Up

    Jrz – #49-

    Yes, but I’m a lot cuter, and I’ve got such a large gun collection to go with my wardrobe that I can wear different guns seven days a week and with all my outfits. And, I’m not alone here. Their are many other women in AZ that also wear guns, but some of the more PC ones choose to keep them in their purses, not me I want people to see my guns. I spent a lot of money of these babies. Guns are an important fashion accessory to me. I also have an AK-47 and some Annie Oakley Shotguns that I shoot off at the range. Believe me, when I wear my six shooters in my fancy smanchy leather holsters, no one fucks with me. If Chris Brown tried to do to me what he did to her, he’d be dead right now we call it self-defense here. However, we are also taught to shoot to kill, so the perp can’t turn around and sue us. Better off to make sure you kill them, you know. Thanks for the picture. One of my favorite magazines is True West they have a lot of old pix of other real cowgirls.

  7. Matt

    #32 – that would definitely be the case in Oakland, at least.

  8. Sheilla

    What a retarded blacn cunt.

  9. Jrz

    Whatever. I prefer not to look like a gun store when I go out honkytonkin’, #56. But to each their own, CowGirl. Hey, I’d want someone like you to have my back in a barfight.

    Here’s my friend Jimmy Joe Jim Bob and his six-thousand shooter.
    http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2006-06/texas-six-shooter-grill.jpg

  10. Tired

    I’m tired of looking at Monkey Girl. She’s a primate

  11. tattoo lover

    she has some really dumb tattoos. the numerals and the hebrew and sanskrit and stuff is cool, but a gun? or a ton of tiny stars that look like freckles? dumb. all of her tattoos should not be that small .

  12. Dr. Phil

    #56 = classic rape/incest victim.

  13. havoc

    She should get a shoulder holster tattoo over it and make it look really authentic.

  14. Jrz

    HAHAHA! FishMan deleted the 80 comments from Sheila but left the one that she makes a mammoth typo! HAHAHAHAA!!!

  15. Blue Eyes

    #45- First off, u didn’t get the message at ALL, and GOD doesn’t like when people put down others….to make themselves feel better. Take a look at your life and ask…. would I want someone picking me apart about every decision I make. Maybe some would and that’s there right, just don’t see the point in trash talkin others choices. ONE LIFE to live…..might as well live it to the fullest and for some this is what gets them off. SO….go ahead and do what you gotta do.

    Suprising how many racist people there are out there just willing to show there true colors…..oh wait your hiding behind a computer. HAHAHAHAH
    GOT BALLS?????

  16. Zanna

    @56 – you should go shoot that Angry Ferrett of yours….

  17. Coward from the basement

    I hate blacks. That’s all.

  18. Jrz

    #65–I got your point, asshole. I was making fun of you.
    Do you understand that? Do you want me to type that slower?
    You better watch yourself, God don’t like pricks or slow-witted assholes….you’re fucked.

  19. ktro

    Wow never in my life have I heard such racist and ignorant remarks, and I live in South Fucking Carolina. Rihanna is beautiful and actually talented, AND one of the classier celebrities out there. It’s just a tattoo, not some huge fucking political statement. Lots of girls have weapon tattoos.

  20. anon

    The guns in the second picture are stencils, not actual tattoos.

  21. Blue Eyes

    #68 YOU DON’T KNOW ME!!! What’s with the name calling…..WOW, do you feel smarter now. I could care less what you think. GOD to me is EVERYTHING, soooooooo all the threats about what GOD doesn’t like…..from the likes of you……could care less. Why so hatefull????? Maybe you need to pray.

  22. Blue Eyes

    #69 – That’s what I’m talking about – POSITIVE!!!!!

    It’s not the language you use……it’s how you use it!!!!

  23. Jrz

    If you dont’ care less about what I think then why respond to me. Man, you get sucked into this shit really easy. Why do you let me push your buttons so easy. Wow. Did you spit all over your keyboard when you typed that? you should go to enjoyhorses.net. and relax with some pretty pictures of horses.

  24. Here it comes...

    #71–don’t let them get to you. If you show weakness they feed off of it.
    Besides you should butch up and stop being such a pussy do-gooder. We’re only making fun of shallow celebutard asswipes who wouldn’t think twice to make fun of us, it’s not like we’re making fun of the special olympics like President Obama did.

  25. Guest

    classy.

  26. KG

    She’s a model who became a no-talent singer with shrewd producers and promoters to make her a transient star.

    When the music thing falls apart–probably real soon now–she’ll be a model with crappy low class tattoos.

  27. Blue Eyes

    #73 – DITTO!!!!! Just because I’m commenting back doesn’t mean you are pushing my buttons. Anyway if you feel like you’ve accomplished something then…good for you. Whatever makes you sleep at night. Again….Why so hatefull????

    #74 – Thanks for the advise, but what is wrong with a do – gooder? I’m doing the same thing everyone else is….just in a different way. Just sharing thoughts, isn’t that the point??

  28. Brian

    Wow, now i am glad she got a good beating.

  29. manamanadoodoodadooduh

    “umbrella”…”lipstick”…”t-shirt”….what’s left to sing about…gravel?

  30. #72– She hates cause she lives in Jeresy, duh. It’s the national pasttime there.

    Love ya Jrz……………I shal get back in my cage now.

  31. Galtacticus

    I hope she’s very satisfied with her tattoos ofcourse! Is that cuneiform writing on her hip!? Can she read that!?

  32. Darth

    Now she’s ‘armed’ she must feel herself more safe now! Pew,pew! Maybe the next Bond-girl!?

  33. timmy the dying boy

    She’s getting stupider by the minute. And yeah, she’s not very black, but she’s still more so than Mariah Carey.

  34. Mike Hawk

    Niggtastic

  35. hmm really? whats the story behind this tattoo? you beat me again and ill shoot you with my tattoo?

    I like the way you write though thesuperficial, I can tell you’re pretty passionate about these topics. I am passionate about this one in particular: Get Rid of Man boobs

  36. Youpeopleblow

    Wow, I usually love reading the hilarious posts on this site, however today I am sickened by the racist assholes. And Blue, no need to go around spouting your God bullshit, its not about that, I do not believe in God but I believe in being a decent person and hating people for being black is so ignorant. Who is the real “chimp”?

  37. Youpeopleblow

    Wow, I usually love reading the hilarious posts on this site, however today I am sickened by the racist assholes. And Blue, no need to go around spouting your God bullshit, its not about that, I do not believe in God but I believe in being a decent person and hating people for being black is so ignorant. At least we can agree on that, am I right?

  38. feckless

    What did she do to earn that tat? She won’t even testify because she is so feeble. If she put Chris Brown away, that might make sense but now I wonder if he did some brain damage when he hit her.

    Pamela Anderson Lee as a Private Detective is more believable than Rihanna with a CrackerJacks rub-on tattoo in – of all places – her armpit.

  39. Jade

    How cute and thugsy!

  40. Patrick

    I’d hit it!

    (probably a bad choice of words….)

  41. malicious

    the tatoos are ok accept that dumb one on her hand

  42. Crystal

    Had to add this – Americans – go ahead and make your comments about blacks. Isnt it so satisfying to know that no matter what you say – your leader, whether you like it or not – is black? LOL so its good for all you ignorant people who clearly dont seem very educated from reading these posts – though very entertaining! At the end of the day americans – whether your black, white blue or grey – YOUR BOSS YOUR OWNER THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF YOUR MONEY FAMILY AND HOMES – is black…contd…. and will tell you what to do and will be spending your money where he sees best! LOL so go ahead and beat up on the multimillionaire rihanna for her color or decisions – at the end of the day – Obama owns your ass – and will do so for the next 4 + years! SIGH – see Blue – no need to bring religion into this – God serves justice where needed in other ways. ;)

  43. Crystal

    Had to add this – Americans – go ahead and make your comments about blacks. Isnt it so satisfying to know that no matter what you say – your leader, whether you like it or not – is black? LOL so its good for all you ignorant people who clearly dont seem very educated from reading these posts – though very entertaining! At the end of the day americans – whether your black, white blue or grey – YOUR BOSS YOUR OWNER THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF YOUR MONEY FAMILY AND HOMES – is black…contd…. and will tell you what to do and will be spending your money where he sees best! LOL so go ahead and beat up on the multimillionaire rihanna for her color or decisions – at the end of the day – Obama owns your ass – and will do so for the next 4 + years! SIGH – see Blue – no need to bring religion into this – God serves justice where needed in other ways. ;)

  44. .

    Racism isn’t subversive and clever. Its old. Really old. In fact I think its been in fashion preeeety much since the first hominids exsisted. You no look like me! Me crush your skull with rock!

    Yeah, an over politically correct society can get annoying, but you know whats more annoying? Racist idiots who think they are shocking people with humor from the 1940s.

  45. Donkey Dong

    ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!

    She is a Coon.

    That is all.

  46. .

    Donkey Dong ^ Thank you for your kind demonstration, racist idiot.

  47. Brian

    95….You know what is really annoying? When you see a bunch of uneducated gorillas on the news having a hero celebration for the POS that shot 4 cops. Racism still exists because stupid blacks ruin it for the good ones.

  48. .

    Then don’t watch the news. What possible use could YOU have for being an informed person. Just stick with being a twat.

  49. sarah

    Blacks and guns. Not a good mixture with their lack of impulse control.

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