Rihanna gets her bikini on for Matt Kemp

January 5th, 2010 // 286 Comments

Rihanna and Matt Kemp of the Dodgers were spotted on a romantic getaway in Mexico yesterday and this guy has it so made in this relationship. Think about it, all he has to do is not act like Chris Brown which is pretty easy for anyone who isn’t a three year old being told “no” at Toys ‘R Us.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

  2. Que

    Que warm weather.

  3. Valerie

    I’m glad for her, he’s hot and they look like they’re having fun.

  4. JiggaJay

    NO BACK SHOTS!?!?!?!?! WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    SHE’S WORTHLESS TO ME WITHOUT A PICK OF THAT FAT ASS

  5. Pseudopodia

    He’s jack’d up! and she has the kinkiest velcro hair known to man.

  6. Fuck

    Damn!! That bitch got a big fucking chin.

  7. The GOAT!!!

    Could she possibly look more ghetto than in #14?

    All that’s missing is a doo rag.

  8. She is the Black Brittany Spears…

  9. “romantic getaway”
    Be for real fish, you ass hat.

    This is no more than a ghetto booty call south of the border.
    He likes cheese dip with his kong legs…..

  10. Boxy Brown

    Herpes: the gift that keeps on giving.

  11. sunshine

    I’d like Matt Kemp to beat the crap out of Chris Brown with those muscled arms.

  12. Donnie Brassballs

    I think lightining is coming cause I see thunder in those thighs.

  13. jiz

    The more I see of this dark-skinned goddess, the more I want to do wicked things to her bodacious behind.

  14. Witz

    She is so nasty. I do not know how anyone thinks she is attractive.

  15. L

    @ 13. Donnie, you can’t see thunder. Idiot!

  16. Uhhh

    Is it just me or does she seem completely disinterested. Her body language speaks volumes. I give it a month.

  17. yuki

    girl got the fatbomb from the waist down.

  18. Andy

    Lucky guy…he can turn her upside down and mop his floors…

  19. bob

    She has hair like Mick Hucknall. This is not a good thing.

  20. Don Imus

    What a nappy-headed ho.

  21. Fee-Fee

    Damn Here comes all the cracker’s again hatin on ri ri!!!

  22. Fee-Fee

    Damn Here comes all the cracker’s again hatin on ri ri!!!

  23. Fee-Fee

    Damn Here comes all the cracker’s again hatin on ri ri!!!

  24. Fee-Fee

    Damn Here comes all the cracker’s again hatin on ri ri!!!

  25. Fee-Fee

    here comes all the cracker’s hatin on ri ri again

  26. Duke Nukem

    She needs to go back to the parts store. You can’t have A-cups with thighs that size, they don’t match.

  27. Laffin_At_Your_Dum_Azz

    #22-26

    You are quite possibly the stupidest person in the universe.

  28. Thelotofem

    @ 10: What was that pink pig skinned fucker, a monkey reference!? Just a pity Hitler didn’t erase the breed of them, right?! Must feel great hiding behind your little screen, with your superb and well thought out racist comment, with dip. Hilarious!

  29. #22 – 26 – Ri Ri? What, you know that human fist shield?

  30. The 'AINTS Suck

    Sadly, Chris Brown was the best thing to happen to her career.

  31. ChichaMami16

    I’m so happy for her, she deserves it! And she & Matt are TOO CUTE

  32. PinkButterfly

    Maybe he has herpes too….check out the stats..why would you drop Letoya Luckett in the middle of all the herpes rumours..think about it and check the stats

    One out of five of the total adolescent and adult population is infected with genital herpes.

    Infection is more common in women (approximately one out of four women) than in men (almost one out of five).

    Male-to-female transmission is more efficient than female-to-male transmission.

    One in five Americans have genital herpes (yet at least 80 percent of those with herpes are unaware they have it).

    About 80 percent of American adults have oral herpes (cold sores).

    An estimated 25 percent of American adults have genital herpes.

  33. me

    Rihanna, please change your hair because it’s not pretty. Enough already with this edgy look and lets get you sexy again. You look like Andy Warhol…and I mean that in the nicest way. You are a beautiful girl…loved the oldschool blonde hair, loved the ballsy short cut, but this has to go. Love always, me:)

  34. tee

    U know what I’ve learned is people try and act like racism doesn’t exsist. When dog the bounty hunter called someone a nigger his excuse was he thought he could say it. Racism doesn’t go away and it can’t be consuled out of you or anything of that matter, when you a whole body of people for no apparent reason there is no changing that. Chris can change his ways, and fyi baseball players are sooo sexy, go rhi rhi, I love rockstar

  35. tee

    U know what I’ve learned is people try and act like racism doesn’t exsist. When dog the bounty hunter called someone a nigger his excuse was he thought he could say it. Racism doesn’t go away and it can’t be consuled out of you or anything of that matter, when you a whole body of people for no apparent reason there is no changing that. Chris can change his ways, and fyi baseball players are sooo sexy, go rhi rhi, I love rockstar

  36. rob

    New ink for Matt. Good for him as long as he keeps the eye on the ball when he’s not splitting her in half.

  37. I agree with PinkButterfly . He has herpes

  38. Rihanna and Matt look gorgeous together. They make an awesome couple. The pics are good too.

  39. shes looking sexy as always!

  40. Heath

    Why the FUCK does this chick get so much press? She is FUGLY!

  41. Rihanna makes him hot

  42. Anthropos

    Although most filthy slutty whores may not admit it, but black folks are just plain ugly. Kinky hair they are forced to spend money and time teasing out to look like humans (which they clearly are not), fat lips (don’t try to say white women with small lips are trying to look black because having NO lips is NOT sexy), scrawny calves, jutting out big asses, they are violent and stupid…list goes on and on.
    This featured creature has no talent. Certainly she can’t sing. Or write music or play and instrument. But hey, she’s famous now and part of the Club Billionaire!

  43. she looks sexy, slim and cool.

  44. Jane Goodall

    You can see the simean features really come out in candid photos of North American Street Apes, with no make-up, binders, waist & thigh cinchers or airbrushing to make them appear to be humanlike. Notice the afro that just explodes through it’s straightening shell after just a few minutes in the sun. The ghetto booty and wide hips that cannot be altered via airbrushing or tight undergarments. Also, the orangutan facial features that are clearly more evident without the use of make-up and jewelry. What they did not show you in these photos is the spontaneous procreation ability of the street ape, where after Rhianna is hugged by her mate, 3 apelings immediately fell from the bottom of her towel, those photos were edited out. The fascinating fact about the North American Street Ape is it’s ability to spontaneously create offspring at the mere touch of another street ape. I believe they evolved into this ability in order to fool social workers that do housing project visits to verify the number of welfare recipients in each Street Apes’ dwelling. Since most common street apes have figured out how to milk the welfare system for all it’s worth, all at the expense of guilty white liberal politicians & white taxpayers, it is only natural that they would take on physical characteristics to allow them to milk it further.

  45. I love the way black people smell when they embrace, the aroma is that of a locker room full of lepers….

  46. blah

    i am so sick of this whore…she is so blah and unappealing.

  47. in the sack

    a sad fact is that big forehead can be remove from plastic surgery.

  48. Fee-Fee

    why do white people smell like dogs and always dying of drug overdose just sayin

  49. To #49

    because we can afford both and you cant even swim

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