Rihanna finds a rebound

Despite the office pool (consisting of me and a stapler) that she’d go lesbian, Rihanna has found herself a new man, according to Page Six:

The Barbadian beauty showed up with a group of friends Monday at Lucky Strike Lanes & Lounge on West 42nd Street, but spent most of the night locking lips with Canadian former child actor-turned-rapper Aubrey “Drake” Graham. “She was drinking whiskey and apple juice and making out with him all night,” says a spy. “They were really cute together.”

Talk about a sweet gig for this Drake fellow. All he has to do is act like a decent human being by not hitting Rihanna, and he’s on his way to Vaginatown. Now, I’m not saying he should thank Chris Brown or anything because that’d be messed up, but would it hurt to send him a card? Just for the sake of being polite.

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