Rihanna has been spotted recently wearing an insane diamond ring (above) sparking all kinds of speculation that she’s engaged to long-time boyfriend Chris Brown. Here’s a little theory I cooked up: SHE’S FILTHY RICH. That said, I included pics of Rihanna performing at the B96 Jingle Bash in Chicago, so you can formulate your own scientific evaluation using the most pertinent leather-clad facts. Nobel prize committee, I’ll be awaiting your call.
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kara | January 5, 2009 at 11:29 am
so uh, first?
but yeah i don’t think shes engaged i think she just bought that. heck, shes so young. i just don’t see it yet.
Hunter | January 5, 2009 at 11:29 am
hellz yeah she is
mink | January 5, 2009 at 11:30 am
she looks like a fetus
Rawr | January 5, 2009 at 11:35 am
I’d wreck that chick, or try to anyways!
Josecilla Jo | January 5, 2009 at 11:36 am
She is amazing , what a lovely couple!
Massa' | January 5, 2009 at 11:36 am
why are we looking at this porch monkey? You can dress up a turd as much as you like, but when you get right down to it, she still has steel wool pubes and her coochie smells like hot-dog water, just like all coons. Although when they finally bring back slavery, I got dibs on her, I’ll need someone to lick my ass clean after I take my morning shit. She’d be good at licking shit. Plus, if she got some shit on her face, you wouldn’t notice it. I think I’ll name her Starsheema, after Starsheema Bobbatoom, who played a slave woman in that comedy from the 70′s “Roots”……See, I’d be a good slave owner.
jelaime | January 5, 2009 at 11:39 am
shes a great performer, yo.
and chris brown is very good-looking!
Bickus Dickus | January 5, 2009 at 11:40 am
……that comedy from the 70′s “Roots”……
PRICELESS
RichPort's Ghost | January 5, 2009 at 11:44 am
#6 & #8 have Black bosses at their Sonic burger joint jobs. And they’re being sexually harassed by them as well.
EverybodylovesROUGHers | January 5, 2009 at 11:49 am
Puh leeze, who wouldnt splatter on that gorgeous forehead…as long as theres on attitude im there…
Massa' | January 5, 2009 at 11:58 am
Alot of Blacks eat at Sonic burger, mostly because Sonic’s are located in inner city areas, where White people don’t go anymore because every inner city in every urban setting in America has been completely decimated and overran by porch monkey’s. Which is why Sonic launched it’s newest promotional items, the “Sickle Cell” burger and the “Obomma Burger”. The Sickle Cell burger has extra onions shaped like tiny sickle cells, and Sonic actually pays you to order the Obomma Burger, in honor of the pres elect, who bought his election by promising all the coons he was gonna send them another welfare check. Plus, Sonic is reducing it’s soft drink selection to one, Grape Soda, since they never sold any other flavors anyway.
SueMe | January 5, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Happy to see a brand new year.
abbri | January 5, 2009 at 12:14 pm
I just saw her ad on ‘million aire friends. com’. just decided to meet somebody online. It is said she is dating a great guy that she is meeting there.
The Laughing G-D | January 5, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Good lord that fellow is slightly racist, I should unmake him… I’ll save it for when he dies a terrible death. Why punish today what you can punish eternally, I always say. Side, he’ll feel right at home with other “free thinkers” who have come before him. Come on down and join the party!!
Massa' | January 5, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Ok..ok..I appologize for coming on here acting like a total ass. I’m just upset because I’ve been on my job for like FOREVER and I work hard just like everyone else…then when this big promotion comes up, my boss (Mr. Asshole), gives it to a BLACK guy instead of ME, all because the dude had a college education and yeah ok I admit..a little more qualifications then I did…I’m gonna go kill myself now…but not before I get fucked up the ass AGAIN..by a black person :)
RichPort's Ghost | January 5, 2009 at 1:36 pm
#15 – That’s too bad… it must suck to fart silently. I mean, what’s the fun in that?
Ted from St Pete | January 5, 2009 at 1:48 pm
She has nice tits, but she looks too much like the Prince formally known as the symbol for my tastes.
tp | January 5, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Ugliest Chick Alive
SueMe's Trainer (speciman # 7654F - Berkley Primate Center) | January 5, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Happy New Year SueMe! As for the rest of you…die!
NTS | January 5, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Does no one see the matching bracelet on her right hand? It is clearly fashion jewelry. When did guys start giving away engagement rings with matching bracelets? Not likely to be an engagement ring…SORRY!
Ballack Obomma | January 5, 2009 at 3:04 pm
After I take office, I promise to make Rhianna stop “whitening”….also, I’m gonna bring Marvin Gaye back to life, and you’ll all get a new Marvin CD in the mail with your gov’t checks. Thanks again for voting for me White People, and really, you’ll get your bribery check as promised, right after I summon Marvin from the dead. And also, to that black lady in Florida, you’re right sista’, you won’t have to worry about paying your mortgage or putting gas in your car after I take office, I swear. And don’t forget to check your mailbox daily for your rent, gas, and vote checks….
TrannyGranny | January 5, 2009 at 3:05 pm
RP’S GHOST! Dude, how you bean? I haven’t been on in fucking months and you show up to haunt the place?
Massa' | January 5, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Here’s a good exchange, it takes place right after slavery is brought back and I have taken possession of Rhianna and Biraq Obomma as my house slaves:
Rhianna: “Massa! Massa! there’s dirt in my bowl.”
Massa’: “Sorry slave, I forgot to add the water. Now what’s your name slave?”
Rhianna: “It’s Rhianna…”
Massa: “Wrong, it’s Starsheema Bobbatoon, now get it straight slave”
Starsheema: “Yes massa!”
Biraq Obomma: “Massa, I keep trying to tell you that I’m white. My mother was a white woman, really….I’m not black”
Massa: “Wrong Toby, here’s a video clip of you being praised by Farakhan, Jesse, and Rev Wright as the black messiah, and you standing beside them….so what do you have to say for yourself, Toby”
Toby: “That was just so the ignorant black people in this country would vote for me based solely on my skin color, and so that all the self-loathing guilt-ridden pc commie liberal treehugging white misenthropes would vote for me too…..but really, I’m white”
Massa’: “You have a wonderful sense of humor Toby, now go fetch your wife, my toilet needs licked clean again.”
Herr Weiss | January 5, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Massa, it’s good to know there are politically correct thinkers left in this dying nation of ours. We just need enough to overcome the rotten liberals that have ruined it. God bless you sir.
lola richie | January 5, 2009 at 4:08 pm
She has a very unique look. Could go either way. It is a distraction from the war and corporate corruption
supersex | January 5, 2009 at 4:33 pm
she way to manly looking, i’d rather fuck massa’ mother in the ass then have her lick my dick clean!!!
Fashion?! | January 5, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Those gloves have got to be the most impractical things to wear ever.
SueMe | January 5, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Happy New Year to you too Trainer…Im flattered.
SueMe | January 5, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Happy New Year to you too Trainer…Im flattered.
testing | January 5, 2009 at 5:37 pm
whatever she cant sing or dance why do we need her?
#11 You are an idiot, Sonic is white trash food not black people food, look at their restaurant locations all white hick areas
Smart&Cute2Boot | January 5, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Does she look like Prince to anyone else?
bootlips | January 5, 2009 at 6:57 pm
She still has simian features.
SueMe | January 5, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Yes #31 she does resemble prince in this pic, but Prince is so feminine allthough very handsome.
SueMe | January 5, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Yes #31 she does resemble prince in this pic, but Prince is so feminine allthough very handsome.
Boooo | January 5, 2009 at 8:45 pm
That’s a wig.
Ms.Whiplash | January 5, 2009 at 11:32 pm
They make a pretty hot couple. I love how she’s grabbing his shirt in that one picture, and how they’re looking at each other….good chemistry!
shimmy | January 6, 2009 at 3:10 am
Engaged to Rihanna? Hmmm.
She has a pretty good body; that’s about it. Pity about the face. She looks like a pug. Beastiality aint the coolest.
And that voice of hers. Man. Whiny, nasally, and constipated, three in one. Imagine listening to that 24/7.
Poor Chrissy Brown.
RichPort's Ghost | January 6, 2009 at 9:17 am
#22 – TG! I have come back to haunt this blog with clever musings and general idiocy. I other words, nothing’s changed… except for the whole me being a ghost thing…
gerard Vandenberg | January 6, 2009 at 11:37 am
WHO WAS “FARTING”?
………..criss?
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usb flash drive | May 17, 2010 at 9:13 am
Nice little fellow that God is racist, I should break … For it when he dies a horrible death I’ll save. Why penalize this sentence you can always, I always say. Side, the other “free” thinkers who have come before him feel right at home with. Come down and join the party!