It’s a dreary day where I’m at, so I thought I’d brighten things up by making it a Nipple Morning here on The Superficial. Starting off the festivities is Rihanna in New York yesterday whose pierced nips were completely visible through her shirt. I’m pretty sure Chris Brown is looking at those things and thinking “BITCH, WHY CAN’T I LOVE YOU WITH MY FISTS INSIDE A GIANT DIAMOND!?” And now he’s fashioning a tinfoil hat because that was remarkably accurate. (It’s a gift.)
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that are exactly how I take my coffee: Strong, black and full of nipples. — That sounded less gross in my head.